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Man, you’d have to be a real pear-shaped loser to do that

What kind of lives are these? What are we, gonna be, sitting here in our 60s, quoting Seinfeld like two idiots?

u/Empty-Way-6980 — 3 months ago

Why is Lake Como catching strays from this porcine-looking muppet?

I already didn’t like this guy, but when he pretended that he goes to Lake Tahoe more than Lake Como, my blood boils.

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u/Empty-Way-6980 — 4 months ago

AITA? I accepted a comped meal, and my date thought I shouldn’t have accepted it.

So it was a first date, it was a really nice place. It was super slow, so I’m shocked that this happened, but after ordering our entrees and waiting an ungodly amount of time, finally the manager comes by and profusely apologizes, says that the chef massively overcooked both our dishes, and they would remake them and comp both dishes plus dessert on the house. I said “thank you I really appreciate it.”

But then she (Russian woman, so this might make more sense), says “No, he should pay! The chef gently said he won’t let us, and she looked at me and said “you’re a man, you pay!” The guy was like no it’s on us and walked away. She was like actually upset about this, accepting a comped meal. I’m like “I didn’t ask for it they generously offered it. If you wanna pay you pay” lol. I was so turned off by all this I just called it, but does anyone else agree with her?

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u/Empty-Way-6980 — 4 months ago