u/EnFiPs

SHE won the ugly dog contest.

She brought ski boots to water skiing

Lost to her at an eating contest.

She has a sofat

Sleep number is infinity

Wrote a song about her called Here, There, Everywhere.

Even her shadow doesn’t want to be seen with her

is seeing a therapist for PTSD

Took out a restraining order against her

More, more, more.

She ate Ms Pac Man as well

Godzilla went up to her and said “mama?”

She went to the post office to buy stamps for email

Bows down to her.

Can’t afford to take her to dinner

She carried yo daddy over the threshold.

Use all of Adam’s ribs to make her

Whenever she sees a Wet Floor sign, she pulls down her pants and does.

She came back from clothes shopping. Now the circus called and demanded their tent back.

Shituation

* I don’t know if this word has been coined before, but it just occurred to me.