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We all know that Kojima invites popular stars like Stefanie Joosten, Elle Fanning, Margaret Qualley, and Norman Reedus to his studio. And all of them, at least to some extent, have shown their heels in Kojima's games. And now everything has finally become crystal clear...

KOJIMA CREATED KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS SOLELY TO SCAN THE HEELS OF POPULAR STARS USING HUNDREDS OF CAMERAS IN 8K RESOLUTION!

Consequently, to ensure you never find yourself in such a vulnerable position, you must strictly follow the CYF (Cover Your Feet) protocol, which was established based on these findings and analysis:

1. DO NOT ENTER A ROOM FILLED WITH MULTIPLE CAMERAS. The very moment you are requested to undergo a 3D scan for a game, make sure to state explicitly in your Digital Likeness Release contract that you refuse to expose your character in any way. Pay close attention to what this entails in the next rule.
2. NEVER LOOK KOJIMA IN THE EYE. Kojima is the absolute god of his studio. If he takes too much of a liking to you, HE WILL CALL THE GUARDS AND VIOLENTLY SCAN YOUR ENTIRE BODY! Even if you signed the protective contract mentioned above, he will hire 100 of the best lawyers in Japan to locate a loophole and get exactly what he wants! Especially during deep, heartfelt conversations: never show him photos from your beach vacations, avoid wearing open outfits that reveal your lower legs, and do not bring up the topic of feet at all.
3. GOD FORBID YOU EVER WALK AROUND KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS IN SLIPPERS OR ANY OTHER OPEN-TOED SHOES!
4. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED YOUR FEET or other body parts in the studio, and they have already made it into the game... your best bet is to go completely off the grid for a while. If Kojima decides to develop a new game... HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, AND ALL OF THESE SAFETY RULES WILL BECOME ABSOLUTELY USELESS!
5. If you are strictly following all these rules, it would also be a great idea to appease Kojima by gifting him 3D figurines of cool characters, as well as showing appreciation for his legendary work. As our research shows, this significantly softens the severity of the previous rules, but still - do not cross the line. Because if you overdo it... all hell will break loose.

Thank you for reading. (These rules were written out of pure respect for Hideo Kojima and all the actors mentioned above).