u/Epsilocion

Some of the text on the original PLAYCALIBUR background was super blurry so I had to get creative

Her name is Veyra and she has horns. Haha, get it? Horns? Horny?

Nvm.

Seeing the recent Warhammer 40k collab trailer made me realise something. I don't care about Helldivers 2 anymore. Nothing I saw in the trailer interested me. The armours look boring. The weapons feel boring. The game is still filled with bugs and annoying nonsense like hellpod steering. I can't even bring myself to click the install button.

> "But the lasguns have always been yellow!"

I don't care. Red would've looked cooler, and more unique. Yellow just looks like any other laser weapon in Helldivers.

> "But the armours are accurate to the lore!"

I really don't care about accuracy. They look boring and ugly. And I don't wanna wear them.

> "But Games Workshop signed off on those decisions!"

Then they signed off on me not coming back to the game.

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I could go on a lot longer, but I don't even want to put in the effort anymore. I'd rather work on a weekend than play this game.