u/Eriane

Several years ago a friend of mine wanted to pay Skyrim with me and my friend. She didn't know how to mod the game and so I said, not to worry! I will mod it for you. And so I did. I installed dozens of mods including skyrim together.

We started playing as a group of three, her husband was playing PS4 or something like that but was within hearing distance.

The game ran pretty well considering, it was the early skyrim together days... And well, there were bugs for sure and well... Hours went by and then we arrived near whiterun where the giant is and there's that ruined castle type of thing with the bandits, you know the one....

Well, the game bugged and it bugged HARD. All of a sudden there were countless of bandits running out into the overworld and then... I heard it... "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!" Her husband said "WHAT WHAT???"

She yelled "THE FUCK THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY ALL NAKED!!?!? DO YOU SEE THAT??!??"

My friend and I were also seeing this and we could see her character kinda running away from the onslaught of bandits but also turning around and walking backwards then runnign away then looking back....

"THEY ARE NAKED! THEY ARE NAKED!"

We were dying of laughter, she had no idea i snuck in Shlongs of skyrim and set it on max settings.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!???"

We're just trying our best to not die from the now dozens of bandits. Her husband runs to go see and starts laughing like an idiot. The shongs were on max setting btw.

The conversation afterwards was hilarious but it was my joke and her initiation into Skyrim mods. I know I probably shouldn't have but I did and she still enjoyed playing thereafter, she just didn't loot the bodies completely.

I randomly remembered this story 2 days ago while trying to fall back asleep at 3am and i was cracking up like an idiot. Do you have your own mod-related confession?

To be honest, have seen apps for low budget cars that have more features than it. You're lucky if it loads and there's no server error, and when you do you can't do climate control, turn on the defroster(s) etc... You get little-to-no control over your car. I'm not expecting much, but common! It's a 2025 vehicle but the app feels like it exists just for the sake of existing. And what's the deal with being required to update the app to use it? It's a bad user experience when you're already on vacation somewhere and want GPS on 2 bars on 4G.

Sorry, had to get it off my chest.