u/EsotericTribble

I said "that's why I ordered the family bucket - nobody gets left behind."

He walked over to her and said "those are some nice legs".
She said to him "you think so?"
He said "yes, because most table legs would have collapsed by now."

The bartender says "sorry we don't serve snails".
The snail says "oh come on, just a pint and then I'll be out of your hair.
The bartender stands his ground and says "sorry but we do not serve snails.".
The snail is insistent and says "oh come on man, I'm really thirsty and I know you don't serve us, but just one time, pleeeeeaaassse!!!! I'll leave you alone and it can be just between you and I."
The bartender says "I already told you, we do not serve snails."
The snail stars to speak again "oh come on!!, I just" - At that the bartender grabs him and throws him out the door into the street.

About a year later the snail comes in and says "what did you do that for?"