u/ExpertCounterTop

It was daytime and I was sitting in the back of a big ass empty parking lot minding my business, when this dumb MF pulls up out of nowhere and parks right NEXT to me. This whole motherfucking parking lot and you got to park right the fuck next to me. That already irritated the shit out of me.

But they weren't done yet, because they proceeded to immediately fling open their car door and SLAM it into my fucking SUV. Like literally made it rock and everything.

So I, of course, immediately yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and opened my door to get out.

And you know what this bitch did? They fucking RAN away. Full speed. Gone.

Yeah, that's right. You better run, you dumb fucking piece of shit.

I'm 100% sober. I've driven this road thousands of times before, but for god knows what reason I took the fucking turn too sharp and ended up going down the wrong way. Thank god there were no vehicles and I was able to pull off and correct myself quickly. But fuck now I wanna cry. I can't believe I did that. Fml 😭