
Most Watches are essentially Jewelry, and you're Insane for spending Thousands of Dollars on them
Seriously, some of you guys own more watches than my ex owned individual pieces of jewelry. You're worse than those guys from 2014 who owned 20 Snapback Caps or Jordan's in different colors.
Unless were talking about G-Shock Rangeman's here, all of the watches you own are jewelry / fashion accessoires. Your watch is there to look nice and (maybe; probably not) complement your outfits. Let's not kid ourselves, we don't *really* need watches when our smartphones are always right next to us anyways (not to mention apple watches).
Would you spend 1000 Dollars on a single necklace or a ring (engagement/wedding ring not counted) for your personal enjoyment? Probably not - then why not apply the same logic to watches? (But muh horology and muh mechanical movements, yada yada)
Any more than, like, 5 watches is overkill and spending more than 500 dollars on one individual watch is insanity (probably more than 300 is already pushing it).