

Two types of players
Me (purple) got my boyfriend (blue) to play castle crashers for the first time with me and super fun yada yada. I beat him the first few boss duels. Until suddenly I’m getting slimed out consistently by him. We’ve been playing together for a total of 4 hours and 38 minutes. I’m in genuine disbelief. We both level up and I get a chance to look at his stats, tell me why this man feels it necessary to become a genuine tank