BBQ Kylie looking for sponsors at VidSummit

Kylie is on a hunt for some good BBQ while in TX. Gets a group of 6 and they get several pounds meat to share. Of course everything Kylie eats is "fire" and "smakin". Then to the VidSummit where his main goal is to look for more brand sponsors (trying to get Anker). After night 1 he wakes up looking like someone that was thrown from a moving train. Whoever did his haircut did a terrible job.

Kylie quotes of the day "Short Kings. I'm 5'7".

"I've never heard of a five thirds bank. Is there a five fourth?"

"Why does my car keep beeping. It was doing this last night and scared me."

u/FAUguy — 14 days ago

Jordan at Sea day 6

Jordan is almost at the end if his cruise, so time to load up on the buffets and get as much food as possible. Instead of getting a real apple to have with his hot dog, he gets a "cake apple". Then a Baked Alaskan after dinner.

u/FAUguy — 14 days ago

Kylie and Dad back at Disney, takes a fireworks cruise

After turning a 4 day cruise into a week's long video mini-series, Kylie and his dad went back to the Magic Kingdom for a couple hours, then met up with some friends that did a fireworks cruise. This cost $450 per party, which the other people paid for, but of course Kylie makes it should like he did the cruise and paid for it. At this point his dad just wants to go home and rest.

u/FAUguy — 20 days ago

Jordan the cruisin is back at it

Now that summer is over, Jordan is back to cruising. He starts off his HOUR LONG VIDEO saying that the prior night they went out to eat and their car got hit in the parking lot. Since there wasn't time to get it fixed, did the trashy thing and used tape.

5 hour drive down to Miami for his solo cruise on RCL since Katie "couldn't get off from work". First thing to do...get some pizza. He says he booked the cheapest room but somehow ended up with a balcony. Then starts complaining about everything that happened this year...the solar panels that broke, AC went out, blown tires, and now the car bumper that was hit.

But fortunately he can make it to dinner and also get some ice cream. This is a 7 day solo cruise, so prepare for the incoming buffet footage, stupid hats and shirts.

u/FAUguy — 20 days ago

Kylie finds more cruise ducks, goes to Nassau

Kylie and his dad take a quick walk around the cruise port at Nassau. Then to dinner and finding more ducks on the way back to the room. This is the final cruise day and says "back at Disney tomorrow"..... because when you have nothing else to do to occupy your time.

u/FAUguy — 21 days ago

Kylie and Dad back at Disney, fondles popcorn

Kylie took his dad back to Disney Studios, was just here a couple days ago. He gets a popcorn and is strangely fondling it trying to get the popcorn in his short stubby fingers. Then time for him to get a "bad burger" that they split "better for OR health and OR wallet".

u/FAUguy — 27 days ago

Kylie gives update on "Or House" and goes golfing

What do you do after being away for two weeks? Well, if you're KP and have zero responsibilities in life, you go golfing and pretend to get chased by a raccon. The day after he gives an update on "or house". What I can't believe, other than the $1.4M price with no pool, is that the upstairs is wood and not CBC like the ground floor. For those that don't know, we get hurricanes in FL, and most building and hurricane codes require CBC on all floor levels. Just shows that this builder is cutting corners with the 2nd floor being wood.

u/FAUguy — 1 month ago

Kylie gets blasted and flies back to FL

After being gone for almost 2 weeks on his solo trip, going to NY for his sponsored cruise to Bermuda (that he made look boring as hell), then to Wisconsin for 2 days, and now back to FL. But not before drinking a keg of beer before leaving "I feel like I'm in college". Once he gets home opens the door and says to an empty house "Miss me?". Nope, Casey isn't there.

u/FAUguy — 1 month ago

Kylie cruise is over and can't find coffee

After Kylie made his cruise to Bermuda look boring as hell, I think he has about 1 brain cell left, and that's being generous. Gets up at 4am and is on a hunt all over ship for coffee before leaving. Then goes looking for more coffee and some bagels around NYC. Gets to the airport about 5 hours early and has to change gates several times before flying back to Wisconsin.

u/FAUguy — 1 month ago

Dewmonic Abyss on Jordan the Trespassin'

Hopefully he can post a video without YT bowing down to Jordan claiming copyright.

u/FAUguy — 1 month ago
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Kylie leaves Bermuda heading back to NY

Kylie is ready to leave Bermuda and has his final days at sea. Goes to Main Dining again, and again says how bad the food is, so off to find something else and ends up at the buffet. Then for the last day goes to a Mexican/Spanish restaurant and goes crazy over the amount of cheese. He also says he's got 3 more cruises booked this year....wonder if Casey will be able to go on any or if he'll still be going solo.

u/ChernabogsShadow — 1 month ago

Jordan trespasses on private property for Tupac grave

What a piece of shit. Jordan stands at the front gates with No Trespassing signs in clear view. Then shows him going to the back of the property, walks past the barn and abandoned house to the fountain and gravestone where his ashes are located. Then at the end of the video says "this is the property where his mom moved back to that we snuck on to". Pretty blatant about it. The more shit like this vloggers get away with, the more they feel the rules don't apply to them.

u/FAUguy — 1 month ago

Justin oral surgery story

Definitely not fun. But why vloggers put off their own health for making videos until it gets so bad they are even worse condition.

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u/FAUguy — 1 month ago
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Kylie at Bermuda day 2, looses his room key again

Kylie loses his room key for the 2nd time so doesn't have time for coffee or breakfast. Gets back on the island and walks around clueless again trying to find where to get a taxi. Does a 30 min cave tour and all he can say is that he misses Tom Sawyer Island cave at Disney. Then was told a good place for a local lunch, but no, back to the ship for another order of wings. Oh, and a BIG THANKS TO ROSE! YOU TOO CAN HAVE A CRUISE LIKE THIS!!!

u/ChernabogsShadow — 1 month ago