u/Fairy-FirstAssistant

I am one night away from breaking the "Agreement" if master does not shut the f-

Bangboo 06 and I will be selling knives on Beckford Street for members of the public who require one.

Each knife costs 20,000 dennies, and there is a 10% discount if you are wearing a black puffer jacket during purchase.

All proceeds will go towards my GoFundMe to purchase a tank.

Second assistant is refusing to purchase a tank for me, hence I must rely on the good people of New Eridu to support my purchase.

Thank you.

I do not need your help, I am the best god damn AI of New Eridu.

Master, your inability to park is making my life harder. Please consider getting a driver's license.