Every time my husband is a jerk, I pay myself (repost)
Reposted because I needed to acknowledge the rules of the sub.
I am a giver. My husband is a taker. Every time he says something mean, does something rude or inconsiderate, or otherwise acts like a jerk, I transfer money into my personal account. He can’t manage a bank account so he doesn’t notice.
ETA: Y’all are so cute with your little tips and advice. No, in 14 years I never once considered telling him how I feel or did anything to serve him better or improve the relationship so HE would be nice to ME and never once did I consider leaving
(/s x1000000000)