Perennial defendant Kevin is still not down with that pointing shit. I am once again a victim of heinous murder. This is a clear-cut case of patricide. Someone please avenge my death(in a court of law).
THANK YOU
UPDATE: After yesterday's criminal spree Kevin was apprehended and sentenced to 5 seconds of seeing THE BEAR. Following serving his time he spent 2 minutes on parole (aka hiding from THE BEAR under a blanket) before breaking the terms of his supervisory period with a fresh string of illegal activities. Currently Kevin is wanted and presumed to be on the run (hiding in his outside house). Approach with extreme caution.
***I didn't kill THE BEAR I inherited it. Bears are cool by me, though I can't speak for Kevin***
Kevin's back on a whole new spree. This time it'll be four counts of assault and bitery, one count of lewd behavior, and one count of being too fucking cute for his own good. Book him.
Kevin's going down a bad path 😥. Pray for us 🙏🙏🙏
Kevin might not be safe
THIS IS THE WELCOME HOME I GET AFTER 3 WEEKS?!
I'm not cut out for this life. Kevin is though.
This time it's voyeurism. He spent my entire shower staring. No shame whatsoever. I'm not sure if it's a step up from his usual mischief and assault, or a step down.
Either way, book him Danno.