My mom was a hooker until the day she died
She was murdered when I was 5. I was raised by her parents. My dad is probably one of her johns, or possibly her pimp boyfriend at the time.
I have no idea who my dad really is and I wish I did. I wish I had more memories with my mom. I fucking hate when people tell me yo momma jokes. I beat up a guy who told me one so bad he went to the hospital.