u/FinneyontheWing
▲ 0 r/oneliners
If there's one thing I learned in my 50 years running restaurants, it's never trust a French caterer. They're all traiteurs.
reddit.comu/FinneyontheWing — 6 days ago
▲ 34 r/1984
The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but that it was impossible to avoid joining in.
Hancock eventually eschewed Big Brother and opted instead to appear on 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here'.
Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood...
u/FinneyontheWing — 6 days ago
Auto-aficionado with a split personality tries to change his image to get the girl. After striking out embarrassingly, he wrestles his demons and yet still falls at the final hurdle. She eventually comes round, though, and is smoking hot.
Shints and giggles
u/FinneyontheWing — 12 days ago