Image 1 — (Funny trope) The issue isn’t so much that you did it. It’s how much you did it
Image 2 — (Funny trope) The issue isn’t so much that you did it. It’s how much you did it

(Funny trope) The issue isn’t so much that you did it. It’s how much you did it

In an episode of Filthy, Rich and Catflap. Ritchie ends up murdering two milkmen (and more throughout the episode). When his agent, Ralph, learns about it he says he’s in trouble. Eddie asks if it’s really that bad and Ralph goes “one milkman maybe you can laugh it off, friendly joke went too far, faults on both sides. But two? It doesn’t look good”

In Team Fortress 2. When the group learn that the tumours they thought appeared when using the teleported was actually just a mutation that only occurred in bread, they all realise they’re fine as long as no one teleports any bread. Soldier then says he did teleport bread (worrying yes but they can handle one). Engineer grimly asks how much, to which soldier admits he’s done nothing but teleport bread for three days

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 18 hours ago
▲ 84 r/postal

What are some of your favourite quotes that aren’t from Dude himself

I think two of my favourites have to be “Look at the quality of this video!” and “I’d give ya a lift but someone blew up my fucking car”. Honourable mention to “bitch you’re not just talking to a wise man, you’re talking to a wise wang” cause I find myself saying that way too often recently

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 4 days ago
▲ 10 r/Postal2+1 crossposts

Game keeps crashing when trying to access the church on Friday of Paradise lost

No matter what I try, every time I try to get past the sign to enter the church, it crashes and I get this same fucking error. Anyone know how to deal with this

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 10 days ago

Can’t access the church in Paradise Lost on Friday

I’m just doing the victory lap for Friday in Paradise Lost and I’ve only got the church left. But for some reason whenever I try to go through the transition to the church it always crashes the game while loading. I’ve tried changing some of the performance features but it still crashes. Anyone know how to get this glitch fixed?

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u/Fish_N_Chipp — 10 days ago

Fictional teen heartthrob boy bands/singers

Sev’ral Timez-Gravity Falls

Chip Skylark-Fairly Odd Parents

XY-Miraculous Ladybug

The Hunky Monkeys-T.U.F.F. Puppy

Up Past 8-DC Superhero Girls

Chad Zachery, Zach Chadwick, Chad Chadinson and C. Zachery Chad-Family Guy

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 10 days ago

Waluigi in Mario Kart DS

This just makes me laugh. I love how his vehicle is literally just an excavator that he’s crammed himself into. It perfectly gives off the vibe that he wasn’t invited, so just stole some constriction vehicle to use as a kart and to make other racers miserable. I love how the bright yellow goes with his dark purple (one of my favourite colour combinations) and the jaggy graphics of the DS just enhance its charm for me. Took me ages to unlock him but he became my go to after I did. It’s just a very funny choice for his vehicle and one I think really fits

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 14 days ago

This incredible piece of alien technology is weak to wood

The Sonic Screwdriver-Doctor Who. A running gag/plot point is one of the only things the sonic screwdriver doesn’t work on is wood. There’s not really a clear explanation as to why. One suggestion is because wood is a more complex material it takes the screwdriver longer to process and analyse

Alan Scott’s ring-DC. The original Green Lantern had a weakness to wood, his constructs couldn’t effect wood and he could be beat with wooden weapons. This was originally just because he needed an easily exploitable weakness and since the ring was originally just magic. Nowadays since the ring is powered by a person’s will, the reason for the wood weakness is since Alan completely believes the ring doesn’t work on wood, he can’t extent his willpower over it and as such the ring doesn’t work

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 14 days ago
▲ 316 r/DrStone

…so how many species do you think went extinct after humanity was petrified

As we know, only humans and swallows were effected by the petrification but I’m wondering without humanity’s minor/major control over certain wildlife, just how many species and breeds of a species went extinct as a result of humanity no longer playing a role. We see how lions managed to become a staple animal in Japan thanks to them being descended from zoo lions, but I’m wondering what species couldn’t survive. I’d imagine there would be certain cat and dog breeds that wouldn’t have lasted long (I don’t see pugs surviving without humans to help them). While their trip around the world has shown that most species have survived without humanity. It does make you question how did Darwinism effect the animals we knew over the last three millennia

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 14 days ago

Character realises the murders they thought they needed to commit were for nothing

Corey-The Twilight Zone. In the episode “I shot an arrow into the air”. A group of astronauts crash on to what they believe is an asteroid. They’ve lost all contact with Mission Control and so assume they’re stranded there for the forceable future. The crew initially tries to stick together with the captain insisting they need to ration the water between them but already Corey begins to shows skepticism, insisting the captain not waste the water they have on a dying crew member since he’s only wasting the water they have. Over the next few days the crew begins to lose it from paranoia and dehydration as they search for what might be life on the asteroid. This culminates in Corey killing his remaining crew and the captain in order to keep all the water to himself. The twist being that when he manages to climb over the hill one of the other crew was trying to point out, he finds a road with cars. Corey realises they had never crashed on an asteroid but rather a remote desert area and that if he had just followed the captain’s orders and rationed the water among them they would have all lived to see this. Corey just looks at the distant road in shock as he realises he killed his entire crew for nothing

David-The Mist (movie version). After getting away from the cult in the mall, David and the other survivors, including his son, escape in car and drive through the mist. The car eventually breaks down and as they hear the sounds of what they believe to be the creatures getting closer, David makes the hard decision to use his gun to shoot each of the survivors, including his son. Afterwards David contemplates killing himself before deciding to get out and face the monster in a final stand, only for army tanks to roll out of the mist instead. David falls to his knees in shock as the realisation dawns on him he just murder his son and others for nothing (this was exclusive to the movie version with Stephan King being annoyed he never thought of it)

Fiona-Tales from the Borderlands. Sort of a half example since they thought he was already dead. When investigating the old Atlas base, they find a monitor that requires a retinal scan from an Atlas employee. Looking around they find the body of one in a machine and after they realise they can’t get his full body out, they make the move to scoop out his eye to use. On the first attempt she accidentally stabs through it and into his head, but manages to get the second one out. Using the eye it plays two recordings, with the second one being the atlas solider himself saying he’s placing himself in suspended animation and asking whoever finds this message to activate the revival system to revive him. The group just sorta have a moment to process they could have revived the guy and instead just stabbed out both his eyes

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 26 days ago

The Bowler (pre-upgrade) from Mystery Men

I love this design. Easily the best in the movie. I love the design of her jacket with all the bowling stuff sewn into it (I get the feeling it was probably her fathers considering how he was a former bowler she’s trying to avenge), plus the more black dress skirt helps to emphasise she’s the only girl of the group and contrasts well with her jacket’s more fun design. I like the black eyeliner, black nails and general black of her attire helps to convey she’s a woman out to avenge the murder of her father, since black is usually associated with funerals and mourning (plus the eyeliner helps her eyes pop very well). Her having bowling shoes is a neat touch as well and the bowling bag she carries around has a pretty look to it, once again emphasising she’s the only girl but can also catch you off guard since she’s easily one of the biggest heavy hitters of the team. And of course I can’t forget the literal glass bowling ball with her dead father’s skull inside. Overall it’s just a very fun design that I think perfectly represents her character. She’s more serious than the others and has a deeper motivation to join the team, but she’s still a goofy rookie

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 27 days ago

Singing Frogs/Toads

Kermit-The Muppets

Michigan J. Frog-Looney Tunes

These frogs that sung at King Harold’s funeral-Shrek the Third

Tiana and Naveen-Princess and the Frog

Mr. Toad-Wind in the Willows

Crazy Frog

Sprig-Amphibia

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 28 days ago

The saddest story is given to a one off character

Chimera-The Amazing World of Gumball. A monster who was created by an old toy maker who he loved very dearly. When he died the monster wander from place to place trying to find that same companionship but everyone instead was scared of him, the only one willing to spend time with him was Anais (granted this is kinda used more for a joke since Gumball and Darwin want to know his deal and that it better be a good and when he tells them it cuts to them still stone faced but bawling their eyes out). The monster then chooses to sacrifice himself by exploding himself to get the cops away from the kids. He comes back but tells Anais he can’t stay with her and needs to continue on to find his real home

Archie-Still Game. An old hermit who hasn’t left his flat in decades and the only people he’s seen are the social workers who help him. He only does come out when the building is due to be destroyed. Jack and Victor show him around and ask him why he never came back out one day. Archie explains that during the Second World War he was evacuated to a remote farm, where he enjoyed a quiet and peaceful life. When he eventually came home he couldn’t handle how much the world had changed, feeling like he didn’t belong and shut himself away from the world for decades. Just when he’s beginning to enjoy himself his flat gets trashed and ransacked, this causes him to go back into his hermit lifestyle. Jack and Victor try to convince him to get out again, but Archie refuses, thanking them for a wonderful time but telling them the world just doesn’t have a place for him anymore and his world is indoors, the duo reluctantly agree and leave him to his own isolation

Acro Silky-Dandadan. This is more of a half example since while the character is limited to two episodes and not seen again, her power is still used by Aira. In life she was a single mother who worked as a sex worker in order to support her and her daughter and to pay off loan sharks. Despite this she and her daughter are happy together. One day against her better judgment she spends more than she should on a dress for her little girl. The loan sharks aren’t satisfied with what she gives and they beat her and steal her daughter. She tries to go after them but when she realises it’s no use, she commits suicide. As a spirit she wandered aimlessly until growing an attachment to Aira (who had lost her mother) thinking she was her daughter. As Acro Silky’s ghostly body begins to fade away, Granny says it’s unlikely she’ll be able to truly pass on due to her still feeling like she failed. Aira tearfully hugs Silky, calling her mom and thanking her for watching over her. Finally allowing Silky’s spirit to pass on

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

A background or very minor character insults the main character in a way that just has you thinking “fucking hell extra”

In Aladdin during his song One Jump Ahead, one of the lyrics this woman has during the part about him being a street rat is “I’d blame parents, except he hasn’t got em”. Like fucking hell lady, not only is she mocking the fact he’s an orphan that grew up on the streets, but then is also saying there’s pretty much no excuse for why he’s a thief who has to steal to live

In SpongeBob SquarePants, during SpongeBob’s bad stand up routine these background fish just lay into him. There’s the “oh brother THIS GUY STINKS” bit and then another fish goes “I got a joke for you. What’s rotten and puts people to sleep. Your act”

Another SpongeBob example is when Patrick is mopping the floor with the wrong end of the mop and a fish just walks up to him and in a completely deadpan way just says “hey pal, you just move here from stupid town” and then carries on, not even laughing

In Zootopia when Judy is getting insulted by the other animals for the parking tickets she’s handing out, a young hippo just tells her “my mommy says she wishes you were dead” like damn, granted it isn’t the kid herself saying it since she’s just parroting her mum but still

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

Characters with robots they treat as their children

Dr. Julien and Zane-Lego Ninjago

Professor Moshimo and Robotboy-Robotboy

Dr. Light and his robots-Megeman

Geppetto and Pinocchio-Pinocchio

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

The surprise bisexual

Ryusui-Dr. Stone. When Minami tries to tell Ryusui to hide his greediness since Tsukasa wouldn’t approve. Ryusui says he simply can’t because he wants everything and that he loves all women, before throwing in “and men”

Fujiko-Lupin The Third: Prison of the Past. When the group are all in a cramped space, Fujiko demands to know who’s touching her, pinching Goemon cause she thinks it’s him. Lorenza then reveals it’s actually her with Fujiko offering a more intrigued “oh my”

Rich-Be More Chill. Rich is the bully character who initially convinces Jeramy to get a squip since he has one and it’s how he became popular. Later on when Rich finally manages to disable his own squip, he’s excited, saying he’s ready to show all the girls the real him, and all the guys. Then saying “…oh my god I’m totally bi”

Eggman-Sonic Snapcube dub. “Wow he’s bisexual I didn’t know that”

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

What do youse think of a yogurt themed game. Papa’s Yogurteria

I imagine the four stages of production would go. Waiting (obviously). The milk being heated and cooled (the milk is heated and then given a cool down period similar to Pastareia where you had to wait till the water drained) to create yogurt, can also be flavoured to make stuff like strawberry yogurt. Assembly, where the yogurt is mixed with different ingredients in a pattern. Toppings where an extra thing is put on top. I think it could be fun (also enjoy my OC characters enjoying some yogurt)

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

An entire episode is revealed to essentially just be a character writing fanfics

I always find this little twist to be pretty funny

In Batman: The Brave and the Bold. An episode centres around Bruce eventually hanging up the mantle as Batman, entrusting the title to Dick as he marries Selina and has a kid named Damien. Eventually later on a man pretending to be Joker’s son ends up murdering Bruce and Selina which results in Damian becoming the new Robin. The twist at the end is the entire episode was a story written by Alfred

Equestria Girls. In one of the shorts, the girls use their abilities to go full superhero and catch a thief. At the end it’s revealed to actually be a comic written by Sunset Shimner

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

Lightsaber parodies

Bug’s carrot saber-Looney Tunes: Back In Action

Schwartz Saber-Spaceballs

Fairly Odd Parents

Laser Sword-Dead Rising (in 2 it’s made by combining a flashlight with jewellery)

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago

The Serpentine Generals from Lego Ninjago

Ever since I first saw these guys I have adored them. I’ve always loved snakes and these guys designs are just so fucking cool. Each of is unique with its own look to match its power. Their staffs are also really cool as well. My personal favourite is Pythor, both from purple being my favourite colour and his long neck just looks great. I love how they have tails to show their status as leaders, it’s a neat quirk of their design. Honestly I just love them and always wanted the figures as a kid (finally got them a few months ago so can cross that off the bucket list)

u/Fish_N_Chipp — 1 month ago