Image 1 — Mars gets told by everyone that he’s beautiful. Bring him down please?!
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Mars gets told by everyone that he’s beautiful. Bring him down please?!

He’s a 20 month old, supposed LGD with one testicle. Every time I let him pick a toy, he picks a sparkly, fluffy, pink unicorn. He eats loads but is a bit of a bean pole. He’s scared of the MGM Lion and the Netflix “badoom”.

He is a Bonny boy but he thinks too much of himself right now. All comments will be passed on to Mars himself!

u/FisherNate91 — 5 days ago

This being visits me nightly in Many different guises! Tonight, He was the Dog of Thunder!

He has, thus far, shown me many of his powers! Grinning, looming, lug flapping, cuddles, dexterity and physical beauty…. But seeing him shoot bolts of lightning from his lugs has left me a bit worried! (Lugs are ears btw!).

What do I do? I enjoy the company from this being, but he seems to be much more powerful than I first thought!

He’s dog shaped, but he sat outside calmly and quietly watching the storm!

I just feel lucky that I know of his one weakness! I know that it’s to be used only in the direst of circumstances but, if it comes to it, I would have no choice!

For anyone experiencing similar, please know that the MGM Lion roar will banish these things in an instant! If that fails and danger is imminent, ping a spring doorstop and they will flee!

Good luck and god bless!

u/FisherNate91 — 2 months ago

What? Mars is Evolving!!! “Insert gameboy colour music”Congratulations! Your Mars evolved into Jupiter!!

u/FisherNate91 — 2 months ago
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I’ve failed again putting together my Märš

How do I fix this with the tiny Allen keys provided in the box?

u/FisherNate91 — 2 months ago

Mars has a weird quirk! Do any of your pups have one?

So to Mars the bowl in the picture is completely empty! He will only ever eat from the right hand side of the bowl and as soon as he sees the bottom he thinks he’s out of food!

When I jiggle the kibble over from the left to recover the bottom on the right, he’ll go right back to eating!

If I didn’t do this, I am almost certain he’d sit and starve even if his bowl is overflowing on the left side!

He’s so intelligent, but he is just completely convinced that the left hand side of his bowl doesn’t exist!

He’s has many other wee weirdness’s but this is one that I deal with several times each day!

u/FisherNate91 — 3 months ago

Mars’s crazy smile whilst getting comfortable! He’s very Stoic otherwise…

He does a lot of internal smiling just due to his big, floppy lips!

u/FisherNate91 — 3 months ago

Mars having a heck of a dream! Probably about kicking his fresh “dog eggs” into my face as I go to pick them up!!!

u/FisherNate91 — 3 months ago
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To think I was terrified of big dogs when I was wee! But now I have this Pooper sleeping like a baby at my feet!

u/FisherNate91 — 3 months ago