Day 3 Of shit art + Shit Fanfic
Fan fic :
“Emma “Illunor Volaria” is currently on your back and is slathering a “unknow object that is 100 % above background mana radiation levels”to
your helmet, any action required?”
“Oh wow EVI i definently couldn’t see that Illunor was on my back , wait back up did you just say he was drawing on me?, I’ll get back too you on that in a minute”
Following that statement i unmuted and asked Illunor just what he was doing?
“Illunor Just what are you doing , i allow you too climb on me like a jockey too take you your food clu-
“It is not a “food club” as you and your commenor heritage put it but instead something far greater, it is the Culinary institute of the finer Gastronomic arts~
“I’m just calling it cooking club But why is it you currently applying what I believe too be make up , or am i wrong and you are just using my helmet for your next screenplay, will admit that the house selection ceremony was quite fun”
“ Too first answer your later statement no i am not writing my next screenplay nor do i even know where you would get such a notion from, but to answer your first question , yes you are correct Cadet Emma Booker as i a Member of the esteemed Culinary institute of the finer Gastronomic arts, simply must show up with a steed fitting of my station and given the inherent limatations of your armor i most first slather its make up jelly too your helmet at to allow me to sculpt and shape your figure to that of a proper stead”
“Wait how does that even work wouldn’t the jelly just sloth off my armor”
“Too answer your question Cadet Booker this is Dresser’s Jelly a root based jelly that has the unique property of changing its firmness , bluster ,bounce and mana sensitivity depending on how it is applied and imbued with mana after application, for exsample Cadet if i wanted to i could slather it on my face and body , apply the correct sequence of mana and i would look as a totally different person aside for my mana stream looking incorrect for my body , which is why you don’t see people pretending to be others every witch way.
But given your manaless disposition you should not face the issues of your mana streams giving up the illusion given you have none, therefore i am applying it too your helmet as too give it softer more gental and accepting tone.”
“And why do you think i need that Illunor , am i not pretty enough for you?”
“You look as a pile of dead metals earth realmer , my stead need of touch of , civility and life too show the Culinary institute of the finer Gastronomic arts that I truly am worthy of my positions in every regard do you understand Cadet?”
“ I understand Illunor , now quite i have to focus on running while not throwing you off”
“Very well then human”
12 minutes later
“Illunor can you explain why everyone is laughing at me?”
“Well Cadet Brooker their was a bet of sort that i , the esteem Nexian i am would not be able to get a new realmer too allow me the privilege of adding some ‘additions’ that add a well ‘Nexian interpretation of those common fools who think the know how to apply such artful and beutifull crafts too their image , of course i mean no insult to you. Or your kind as I in fact will give a sizeable 24 percent of the rewards gathered from this … Cadet what are you doing?
Why are you counting down from 10 ?
10 seconds later
“I APPOLIGIZE TO YOU CAADET BOOKER PLEASE STOP CHASSING ME, PLEASEEEEE”
As at a frighting pace fast then data of a wyvern Emma lunges towards Illunor making 40 meters in 1.1second, creating a massive gust startling Illunor knocking him off balance to his left almost stumbling in a manner befitting a common or crumbling as a landslide crashes forth only for it to suddenly stop as the right leg of said land suddenly crashes down into the ground firmly allowing all the velocity what was just pumped in its lunge , to concentrate further and further into the left leg as just before 1000 pounds of force going 40 meters per second now meet Illunor’s left buttock launching him higher and higher till the he flew past the Culinary institute of the finer Gastronomic arts, then the academy then past the clouds then the prima veil and only then started to feel the immense force that had impacted him a whole. Minute before did he start to experience the immense pain and disorientation of the situtation.
Apologize to my foot lizard
Floor 28 Dragons Heart Tower 2:00:06
“ILLUNOR ITS BEEN 3 MINUTES OF YOUR SCREAMING JUST WHAT IS IT YOU ARE DOING I HAVE FIGHT CLUB TOMORROW CUT THIS IDIOCRACY OUT”
“I-i must apologize Prince Thalmin Havonbrok, i just had the worst vision off my life”
“Spit it out”
“I had a horrid dream that i went past the prima veil and was utterly embarrassed in the Culinary institute of the finer Gastronomic arts”
“If you scream like that again while i get my Havonbrokian battle sleep i will personally take you past the prima veil and drop you”
“Dully noted prince”
(Yoo Yiggty yoo its me the fittest cranberry, if you are reading this you probably read my shity fanfic of illunors nightmare, i know it suck but i was bored in class done with my work and decided if i wanted to get better at writing i had to try, besides that I’m trying to get better at my art and writing so , suggestions are apriciated, also i prob wont do a fanfic for every piece of art i make because this has taken way too long and I’m done with its bull shit anyhow gimme suggestions bellow all are apricitaed” (i hate writing i always misspell shit.