u/FlatwormRealistic744

God i fantasize about her every night. I want her to sit on me, suffocating me until I can barely breathe, and just before I die from asphyxiation, she hands me a plastic straw from Chuck E. Cheese, from which i put my mouth on and try to breathe from. However, that straw is in her 🐱 hole, and as for every atom of oxygen i intake, a liter of her pussycat juices pour into my mouth. As I shove my way from under her soul crushing thighs, I gasp for the air I so desperately need. She stares down at me with a smug look, saying "Are you tired? We've only just started". She pounds my face in with her dirty, worn out foot, which she violently presses into my submissive face. I take a hard lick of each individual toe, sucking out all the dirt collected from god knows where. After both of her feet are licked spotless, she holds me down, and crushes my neck with her immensely muscular thighs. I struggle to breath, and I even achieve a point of utter hallucination. As I begin to realize I am horridly close from perishing from asphyxiation, my coke explodes with simen, as if a volcano erupting, yet instead of lava hot, sticky coom poured from my worn out penne pasta 🥀. I gave her a 50$ bill, and she smiles and says "Same time next week?".

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cdts: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/100534920

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Super Creek so fucking badly. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Umamusume and see her, I get so fucking horny. I hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons of cum in my boxers and knowing that cum should have gone inside of Super Creek's fat pale ass. I want to have my hybrid human-umamusume babies with her.

Fuck, my mom caught me banging my body pillow again. I put a picture of Super Creek on it and went to fucking town. My mom is going to take away my Carrats, as well as all my Trainees, and is going to bring me to therapy. I might never get to see Super Creek ever again. Please help Reddit, you are my last hope.

Please God, I want to impregnate Gold City so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Gold City is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich uma milk from her ttys as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping rooster 🥀.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or eggplant rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penne pasta if it would bring a smile to Gold City's shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, Gold City. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Gold. I'm waiting for you.

I’ll always be waiting for you.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118521652

Imagine her just grabbing you by the skull with her uma hands and just throwing your naked body onto the bed

"You are my toy now"

She sits on you and plays with your trembling penne pasta 🥀

"If this comes before I do, you die" and she laughs

And she plays with it more and more and you desperately hold the Canada Unitedstates Mexico in and she finds it funny

Then she just sits right on top of you and grinds while looking you right in the eyes mockingly, and your guts are screaming "LET THEM OUT! LET THEM OUT"

And she just laughs as she grinds harder, and harder till she's battering your coke as if it was a piston in a deep underground boring machine and she groans "MORE MORE, MORE" and every fibre of your being wants to erupt in horchata but you can't, she isn't satisfied yet and she's hipthrusting away with enough force to break Hephaestus's anvil

Finally she orgasms, and she smiles contentedly

"You may now come" and you just erupt, all that built up energy bursts inside of her and she gently caresses the side of your face with a loving touch, but then

"That was reasonable, but next time, I expect to be overwhelmed" and you're afraid, you're scared, that was all you had and it was barely enough for her, you know, next time, you must be stronger, you must be more manly, perhaps you will become her favourite

And she walks off, vagely amused, and returns to run, with her speed stats

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112743504

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of horse racing, Vodka is the most suitable Umamusume for races? Not only is she in the mile-medium group, which is mostly comprised of mares, Vodka is an average of 5'5" tall and >!idk!< pounds. this means she's large enough to be able to handle air resistance and with her impressive Base stats for Speed and access to Xceleration, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly motor oil based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that a motivated Vodka would be incredibly fast, so fast that she could easily run for miles and miles without getting tired. She can also learn the skills Rushing Gale, Straightaway Adept, Medium Corners Straightaway, Clairvoyance and Fast and Furious along with not having clothes to improve aerodynamics, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Breath of Fresh Air and Hydrate, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough stamina. No other Umamusume comes close with this level of stats. Also, fun fact, if you train enough guts and wit, you can make your Vodka turn SS+. Vodka is literally built for horse races. a great power stat + high stamina + 15 000 000 CC means she can run all day, all trophies and positions and still come for more.

• Aryan Children – Your bloodline becomes pure, superior, and unstoppable. Blonde hair, pink eyes, and god-tier genetics guaranteed. No more diluted weak sauce.

• Raw Power – She radiates dominance. One look and your legs shake. You’ll never worry about safety again because the world fears her.

• God-Tier Influence – Doors open, empires bend, and normies seethe. Dating Happy Meek means you’re suddenly top 0.01% by association. Social ladder? Annihilated.

• Breeding Rights – She claims you like territory. Expect to be dried nightly until your dih 🥀 looks like a spaghetti

• Zero Beta Energy – No therapy-speak, no “how does that make you feel.” Just primal leadership and cold, hard decisions. Your dih 🥀 respects it.

• Protection & Fear – Enemies disappear. Critics get silenced. You sleep like a prince while the world burns outside her fortress.

• Legacy Over Everything – Your kids won’t be mid. They’ll rule. History books will have chapters dedicated to the bloodline you helped create.

• Eternal Based Union – While the world collapses into weakness, you two build something ruthless and eternal. Power couple of the apocalypse. Everyone else is coping.

>!I’d drop down and lick every drop of sweat off her neck first, then bury my tongue in her hot, salty armpits, sucking the wetness while she’s still breathing heavy. Slide lower, dragging my tongue slowly across her dripping cleavage and down her stomach, tasting her raw effort. Finally push my face between her soaked thighs and lick her workout panties until I’ve cleaned every bit of her warm, musky sweat.!<

>!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112472067!<

mhmm... armpits, i'd like to lick and taste all of that sweat combined with pheromones and uma essence 🥵🤤

i'll be training guts for you my lady, i'll umapyoi you so hard that our bodies will fuse like plasma 🥵🥵

cdts: Kanikama25

the formula is H₂OLY WATER

bro your ears are up there, why do you use headphones? she's so silly

bros everywhere 😭

i mean, kashimommy has HUGE reasons to be loved 🫣💖🗣️🥀

cdts to: @ lukaharu01 (x/twt)
https://x.com/lukaharu01/status/2043118709376483438