DO NOT DRINK WATER!!!!! I REPEAT DO NOT DRINK WATER
Water addiction is a serious problem in America! SAY NO TO WATER. 100% of people who start using water NEVER stop. Water has a 100% addiction rate after just one dose. 100% of people who drink water DIE. Water is the deadliest substance. Withdrawal symptoms are always fatal, with only a week or so to live after addicts stop.
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELVES IS TO SAY NO TO WATER.