u/Freckles39Rabbit

I’m writing them down for fun.

Since we’ve seen the infamous mouth flea that P has

When will S become a SeaWorld trainer?

Does his gem half help him medically and make him immune to certain things?

I got into Steven Universe when season 3 was the current season. As a young and kind of dumb kid, I watched most of the episodes out of order and didn’t see anything wrong with it. I remember watching Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem after Giant Woman and then I watched Message Received after Mirror/Ocean Gem. Those weren’t the first episodes I’ve seen, but I can remember that order. Message Received was the first episode I watched that had Peridot in it.

I don’t remember which episode was the latest one when I finished all of the existing episodes at the time but I think it was somewhere between Mindful Education and Three Gems and a Baby. Can you guess what was the last episode I watched?

It was… JOY RIDE! 😶

After that was when I watched the show in order as it continued to air the rest of the episodes. I wish the show came out when I was a bit older and knew to watch shows like these in order.

What was your biggest SU mistake?

“Sushi is an Asian thing 🤷🏻‍♀️🍣”

”dATIENCE 💍”

”Flying from North Korea 🇰🇵”

“Stay positive and have an amazing day! ☀️”

”🥒Me, dad, mom, H, and the babies 🐍🦎🐕‍🦺”

In the sweet babý girl song, there’s a lyric about how it’s almost time for S to start a family. What’s that all about? She was 21 when the song was released and now she’s 24 (25 next June). How/why did P expect her to get married and have a kid soon when she hasn’t found her special someone yet (and still hasn’t)?

The Getchell family was doing their Tiktok live as usual. They were thanking people for the gifts while scolding the awful, awful “trolls”. P, the potbellied, minimal toothed, head of the family thanked a viewer for their newest gift.

“Thank you for this book called “How to Shower”, but nobody in my family needs this. We don‘t understand the language it’s written it.” P explained.

After some more begging from the family, Patriarchy Pat started to feel a strange sensation in his firm, mega belly.

“Oh God, no… my motherfucking belly…”

“What’s wrong, Daddy?” His eldest child, the 24-turning-25-next-June-year-old S asked. She was holding back a smirk at that curse word.

“Nothin’ ladybug.” He replied. He was trying to soothe his gargantuan gut. Unfortunately, that just made it angrier. Suddenly… KASPLOOSH! His water broke. He was in labor now. It was time to give birth. He was all soaked because of the SHEER amount of amniotic fluid that came out of his walloping womb.

“OH MY DILLY DAMN! IT’S TIME!” He yelped!

T, his (maybe not) beloved wife knew what to do. She was the one that carried their two previous children, so now that her husband is having the 3rd, she has so much empathy. Although, it was still confusing not only to her but the whole family how the tables can turn like that.

“Yeah!” She exclaimed as she dialed 911, but it took a while for her to spell it right.

“Wait, shouldn’t we at least wait until the live is done until we send Dad to the hospital?” S asked.

“We can continue the live at the hospital. Birth is is a natural thing, right? Our viewers deserve to witness this because my ego is bigger than my bump and I believe I’m a celebrity that everyone loves.” P answered. “Even our trolls.” he added.

He was ready to bring this bad boy into the world. But first, he called Oliver, a family friend, to watch over his dog and younger child.

Many hours later, B. Getchell, the newest member of the family, was born. Everyone loves this cute babý boy. Now we will have to see if Preggō Pat’s large paunch shrinks once and for all.

THE END! 😉

The Getchell family was doing their Tiktok live as usual. They were thanking people for the gifts while scolding the awful, awful “trolls”. P, the potbellied, minimal toothed, head of the family thanked a viewer for their newest gift.

“Thank you for this book called “How to Shower”, but nobody in my family needs this. We don‘t understand the language it’s written it.” P explained.

After some more begging from the family, Patriarchy Pat started to feel a strange sensation in his firm, mega belly.

“Oh God, no… my motherfucking belly…”

“What’s wrong, Daddy?” His eldest child, the 24-turning-25-next-June-year-old S asked. She was holding back a smirk at that curse word.

“Nothin’ ladybug.” He replied. He was trying to soothe his gargantuan gut. Unfortunately, that just made it angrier. Suddenly… KASPLOOSH! His water broke. He was in labor now. It was time to give birth. He was all soaked because of the SHEER amount of amniotic fluid that came out of his walloping womb.

“OH MY DILLY DAMN! IT’S TIME!” He yelped!

T, his (maybe not) beloved wife knew what to do. She was the one that carried their two previous children, so now that her husband is having the 3rd, she has so much empathy. Although, it was still confusing not only to her but the whole family how the tables can turn like that.

“Yeah!” She exclaimed as she dialed 911, but it took a while for her to spell it right.

“Wait, shouldn’t we at least wait until the live is done until we send Dad to the hospital?” S asked.

“We can continue the live at the hospital. Birth is is a natural thing, right? Our viewers deserve to witness this because my ego is bigger than my bump and I believe I’m a celebrity that everyone loves.” P answered. “Even our trolls.” he added.

He was ready to bring this bad boy into the world. But first, he called Oliver, a family friend, to watch over his dog and younger child.

Many hours later, B. Getchell, the newest member of the family, was born. Everyone loves this cute babý boy. Now we will have to see if Preggō Pat’s large paunch shrinks once and for all.

THE END! 😉

The Getchell family was doing their Tiktok live as usual. They were thanking people for the gifts while scolding the awful, awful “trolls”. P, the potbellied, minimal toothed, head of the family thanked a viewer for their newest gift.

“Thank you for this book called “How to Shower”, but nobody in my family needs this. We don‘t understand the language it’s written it.” P explained.

After some more begging from the family, Patriarchy Pat started to feel a strange sensation in his firm, mega belly.

“Oh God, no… my motherfucking belly…”

“What’s wrong, Daddy?” His eldest child, the 24-turning-25-next-June-year-old S asked. She was holding back a smirk at that curse word.

“Nothin’ ladybug.” He replied. He was trying to soothe his gargantuan gut. Unfortunately, that just made it angrier. Suddenly… KASPLOOSH! His water broke. He was in labor now. It was time to give birth. He was all soaked because of the SHEER amount of amniotic fluid that came out of his walloping womb.

“OH MY DILLY DAMN! IT’S TIME!” He yelped!

T, his (maybe not) beloved wife knew what to do. She was the one that carried their two previous children, so now that her husband is having the 3rd, she has so much empathy. Although, it was still confusing not only to her but the whole family how the tables can turn like that.

“Yeah!” She exclaimed as she dialed 911, but it took a while for her to spell it right.

“Wait, shouldn’t we at least wait until the live is done until we send Dad to the hospital?” S asked.

“We can continue the live at the hospital. Birth is is a natural thing, right? Our viewers deserve to witness this because my ego is bigger than my bump and I believe I’m a celebrity that everyone loves.” P answered. “Even our trolls.” he added.

He was ready to bring this bad boy into the world. But first, he called Oliver, a family friend, to watch over his dog and younger child.

Many hours later, B. Getchell, the newest member of the family, was born. Everyone loves this cute babý boy. Now we will have to see if Preggō Pat’s large paunch shrinks once and for all.

THE END! 😉

This one: https://www.reddit.com/r/DadAndDaughterSnark/comments/1jq4kk1/comment/ml4l0qg/?screen_view_count=10

Apparently, some of the lyrics are from “Sports car“ by Tate McRae, but I listened to the full song and this clip seems to be a mashup with another song.

It seems hypocritical, as he has a black dog and a black tooth

🥒

H has to deal with all 3…

To me, I feel like S as my sister would be the easiest of the 3.

I’m curious if we know how heavy the pregman really is.