Hello. I've had trouble finding both a translation and even identifying what language this is. To me, it sounds like some variety of Persian,whether Persian, Dari, Tajik, or something closely related but most people have told me it's not a standard form.The opinions I've received have been all over the place. Some have said it's a dialect from central Iran, others said it's from Tajikistan, others Dari, some even claimed it's Pashto, and one person even told me it was a form of Urdu. So it seems that the people I've asked so far don't really know, That's why I'm asking here. I'd really appreciate a translation, as well as any information you may have about what language or dialect this is and where it is spoken