When are they gonna delete top lane from the game?
Its a bait role that loses you LP even if you are a chall smurf, every other role in the game does everything top wants to do but better. You like bruisers? Go jgl, You like skirmishers? Go mid, You like tanks? fuck you. Just swap roles! Why even have the role to exist with if you literally cant win on it no matter how good or bad you do. Top is known as a role for low agency, but this season instead of low agency try no agency! Remember when you could kill an adc when you were up 5 kills as irelia? Now look at that adc, Hes been drinking protein shakes, has his tank jungler and support perma with him incase you DARE look at them. Okay okay, they cant always be around right? Okay so lets try the statcheck this season, Top vs Adc. Oh would you look at that, the ADC 100-0s you because your jungler thought it would be fun to try ahri jungle for the first time in his match career and he has 50 kills because of that. Oh well! Surely you can atleast split or teamfight right? Oh wait top laners have the worst teamfights in the game unless your playing fucking mage or tank or if your up kills (Never going to happen haha fucking idiot) and splitpushing has been out of meta since season 9,
but dont worry its okay little timmy, random reddit goyim u/poopymcdumbfuck11 (IDF sleeper agent) says top is actually a good role and your champ actually has 50% winrate on lolalytics in silver, so therefore you can lane and you just dont have the hands for it. You should try Garen or something! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
-25 +16 LP RATIOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FROM EMERALD TO GOLD FROM EMERALD TO GOLD HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA ITS OKAY MAN IF YOU JUST GET GOOD ENOUGH AT IT IT WILL BE REWARDING@!@!@@!@! HAHAHAHHA TRUST ME MAN YOU JUST NEED TO PLAY IT MORE!!! PLEASE EAT MORE TOP SLURM<<< MORE TOP NERFS HAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD ORDER A COACH!! LEARN BETTER MACRO OR SOMETHING HAHAHAH