Chronic losers and chronic winners on GH
Feel free to add your own!!!
ETA: This is strictly counting the past few years!!! I am not factoring in what Willow went through with Shiloh, how Lulu was written with different actresses, etc.
Chronic losers:
Ava….
— One child was murdered. The other one she is not allowed to have an onscreen relationship with.
— Her “great love” cheated on her with a teenager who he got pregnant. The pregnancy actually produced a living child.
— Ever since that breakup, all subsequent love interests have been psychos, liars, killed off or more into someone else.
Tracy…..
— Had a great love story with Luke but not allowed to talk about it without conceding that she was not the love of his life.
— Her on screen son is generally a condescending dick to her. He will look for any excuse to side with someone else. Is close with Brooklyn, Stella and Laura but all three stay on her neck.
— Had major chem with Gregory; the one dying character who \*didnt\* get a miracle cure or misdiagnosis. Wasn’t even that part of his death montage.
— Has been chem tested with Martin for years. He still hates her.
Lulu…..
— Has two kids who clearly prefer others. Rocco is ready to ask Britt to nurse him and Charlotte straight up said her real home is with papa.
— Strained her closest friendship to
date and sleep with a guy who isn’t real. They already broke up
and he’s clearly gravitating toward Joss…..who immediately figured out what she couldn’t.
— Dante will probably end up
with Elizabeth.
Chronic winners:
Willow….
— The only non birth mom who doesn’t constantly have it thrown in her face. And when someone does, they are clearly in the wrong.
— Survived stage four cancer with a healthy baby, one operation and no chemotherapy.
— Cheated on her golden boy husband with his uncle and never became the town pariah. His super powerful family never went off on her.
— Got away with attempted murder and is now
a “congresswoman.” The town is lining up to stroke her ass and apparently all her colleagues (US and abroad) can’t get enough of her. Could shut down the WSB.
Portia….
— Having an easy naturally conceived pregnancy at 50. Treated as 38.
— Immediately jumped from her divorce to a happy relationship with a hot adoring doctor.
— Her daughter is more obsessed with her than most kindergartners.
— Got to keep the house on the water. No professional consequences for constantly winding up blackmailed.