u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519
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My friend Mark did some cocaine and told me he wanted to see how many punches to the face he could take. His record was 9, and I hit him 10 times before he got knocked out
I really hit the high mark on that one
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 1 day ago
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They’re making a new Terminator movie where the Terminator just describes everything you’re doing to drive you crazy
It’s called the Terminarrator
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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They’re making a new Terminator movie where the Terminator just describes everything your doing to drive you crazy
It’s called the Terminarrator
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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With the swordfish, the hammerhead shark, and the killer whale
I think we’re gonna have Seaworld War one soon
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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With the swordfish, the hammerhead shark, and the killer whale
I think we’re gonna have Seaworld War one soon
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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Before there was deodorant
They had deodorspider. But it was way too sticky
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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Before there was deodorant
They had deodorspider. But it was way too sticky
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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I know why none of you are laughing
Because “He who laughs last laughs best”
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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I know why none of you are laughing
Because “He who laughs last laughs best”
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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Now you can decide how much of your foreskin you want taken off
The doctor asks “What circum-size do you want?”
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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Now you can decide how much of your foreskin you want taken off
The doctor asks “What circum-size do you want?”
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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I just turned 40 and I groan every time I get up now
I’m finally a groan man
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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I just turned 40 and I groan every time I get up now
I’m finally a groan man
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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Some people suggest that Alice in Wonderland is actually about someone taking drugs
And it should be called Addict in Wonderland
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago
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Guy Ritchie is going to remake the Wizard of Oz
Tom Hardy is going to play the Britain Man
u/Fuzzy_Kick_2519 — 3 days ago