Fun Fact: This chart showing an increasing amount of net income for GME since May 2021 is actually a bad thing and you should definitely short the stock. Because fundamentals are for clowns who like to lose money. /s

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/GME/gamestop/net-income

They want you to believe an increasingly profitable company quarter after quarter is actually a bad investment.

u/GabeSter — 1 month ago

When your CEO is a cringe edgelord and MSTR is down 60% over the last year but you have to support him cause you over invested into STRC at $100 and want him to get it back to Peg so you can sell and break even.

u/GabeSter — 1 month ago
▲ 1.3k r/Superstonk

People aren't ready for the insane amount of money GME made in Q2 from Pokemon Cards

You probably know Pokemon Cards are nearly impossible to buy at retail prices over the last year. Cue GME, buying insane amounts of products and selling them at a 100-125% markup over MSRP. A $27 booster Bundle gets sold for $60 inside Gamestop. These products and preorders and launches are ALWAYS being heavily bought because they are one of the only locations parent and addicted gamblers can buy sealed products directly from a store.

Whenever I went into Gamestop in Q2 people were always buying sealed packs. One memorable experience involves a 70+ year old man purchasing $300 in sealed pokemon cards and trying to figure out to how buy the Chaos Rising midnight release drop later that night.

As if that wasn't enough the Powerpacks Slot Machine from GameStop also prints money for GME. Gamblers can spend between $25 to $5k to buy a surprise graded pokemon card. The 5k degens give on average about - $1k-$2k to the house and have a small chance at getting a $50k card. But wait these online slots can be bought with a credit card and quickly withdrawn for cash to your checking account.

Perhaps it shouldn't be a surprise to see the top 2 panels of the GameStop website dedicated to Pokemon

https://preview.redd.it/u4ru643mwylh1.png?width=1625&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac955bdaa71e2f09bc7a129e1c38d43b897e4478

With the 30th anniversary set releasing soon and expected to be insanely popular due to the huge amount of possible cards to collect. Superstonk isn't ready for the remainder of Q3.

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u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

How much do you think Barron made on the Trump HyperLiquid comment?

Hype up 20% after Trump said they are trying to approve it for the US.

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

Crypto.com previously "unburned" 70B CRO to secure funding for a deal with the Trump family including a "CRO Digital Asset Treasury". The Trump family just walked away and CDC is trying to make it look like "buying advertising" is a "Marketing Arrangement" while CRO holders get nothing.

If you weren't living under a rock in 2025 you probably remember crypto.com unanimously deciding to "unburn" and give themselves 70B in CRO tokens. Well it later came out part of that was to bribe Trump family by giving them Billions in CRO for them to make the "worlds largest CRO treasury company". Yep.... Unfortunately that was really a thing.

https://preview.redd.it/7ccckyx462ih1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=76691ac7843790bc083ef42d3e06bcc2a2745f7a

https://preview.redd.it/jztih8jm92ih1.png?width=627&format=png&auto=webp&s=fba8b8f1427abeaf44cf740e3c1facaef8862f46

Welp... eventually it came out that unburn was partially to facilitate a bribe in which CDC would give Trump fam a sh*tload of CRO and buy Trump Media stock and exchange CRO would be the pioneer token for Truth Social. Well after the announcement Kris took to X to make an incredibly long explanation "of the deal" and did a whole shtick about Trump being the soon-to be largest holder of CRO.

https://x.com/kris/status/196032109530914450

Welp that whole shtick just fell apart today as Trump Family formally announced they were backing out of the deal with CDC...

https://decrypt.co/375166/trump-media-abandons-crypto-treasury-prediction-market'

So that whole 70B CRO unburn that CDC spearheaded to get into bed with the US Presidents family. Well that was all for nothing and CDC can continue to dump on CRO bagholders who will get absolutely nothing in return.

I mean other than crypto.com now dumping CRO to pursue "a marketing relationship" with truth Social by buying ad space...

RIP to the CRO holders.

To Learn about the first crypto.com scam where CDC stole over 99% of CRO tokens you can read this:

The first crypto.com scam was worse than you realize. They STOLE over 99% of all tokens from Monaco holders. No that's not a typo they stole over 99% of CRO tokens.

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u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

Trump & Crypto: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver on Trumps many sketchy Crypto actions.

From TRUMP and MELANIA memecoins to multiple Trump Family Crypto transactions that look like quid pro quo which enriched the Trump family probably at least 1 Billion and appears to have got another party something in return from pardons to government action.

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u/GabeSter — 3 months ago
▲ 9 r/pens

Help identifying cross pen/pencil set

It says Cross on the black center and on the clip part of the pen can’t find anything else to identify it. Found similar pens in a quick google search but none had the black center.

u/GabeSter — 4 months ago

When you full port your mortgage money into a "Money Market" that pays 11.5% cause you weren't meant to live an uncomfortable life and now your home is being Foreclosed. But there's a place downtown under the bridge where you can set up a tent that is also next to a creek.

u/GabeSter — 4 months ago

STRC the Microstrategy preferred stock used to raise funds to purchase Bitcoin - that was supposed to be as "stable as a Money Market" at $100 has dropped to $76 as it falls below $80 for the first time ever.

Where the Saylor Apologists at?

u/GabeSter — 4 months ago

I found out what's wrong with Bitcoin. The devs accidently changed the Bitcoin price map to 'Christmas Tree'.

How do we contact Satoshi about fixing the problem?

Edit: Mobile cuts out the Christmas

u/GabeSter — 4 months ago

STRC Preferred stock falls below $90 for the first time since launch

Michael Saylor Mar. 2026: "Am I offending you if I call it a money market fund?"

STR-C is a preferred stock that Saylor repeatedly marketed as being "money market" like (pic 2) it's supposed to be pegged to $100 through tokenomics that pays interest and when the value is about to exceed $100 Microstrategy issues shares to buy Bitcoin.

u/GabeSter — 4 months ago

Ummm... I fully expected to get a $700 card

I bought a $1k pack tonight and fully expected to pull shit. I get a diamond on my screen followed by an anime "chase card" screen. I think I'm done with this..

I want to pull a 5k pack but I know I won't hit another 1 in 500 and I will definitely lose 2k at 76% odds.

Total spent for reference is $3,500. So can walk away way up and forget I have a gambling addiction for a while.

u/GabeSter — 4 months ago