How much do you think Barron made on the Trump HyperLiquid comment?

How much do you think Barron made on the Trump HyperLiquid comment?

Hype up 20% after Trump said they are trying to approve it for the US.

u/GabeSter — 6 hours ago

Crypto.com previously "unburned" 70B CRO to secure funding for a deal with the Trump family including a "CRO Digital Asset Treasury". The Trump family just walked away and CDC is trying to make it look like "buying advertising" is a "Marketing Arrangement" while CRO holders get nothing.

If you weren't living under a rock in 2025 you probably remember crypto.com unanimously deciding to "unburn" and give themselves 70B in CRO tokens. Well it later came out part of that was to bribe Trump family by giving them Billions in CRO for them to make the "worlds largest CRO treasury company". Yep.... Unfortunately that was really a thing.

https://preview.redd.it/7ccckyx462ih1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=76691ac7843790bc083ef42d3e06bcc2a2745f7a

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Welp... eventually it came out that unburn was partially to facilitate a bribe in which CDC would give Trump fam a sh*tload of CRO and buy Trump Media stock and exchange CRO would be the pioneer token for Truth Social. Well after the announcement Kris took to X to make an incredibly long explanation "of the deal" and did a whole shtick about Trump being the soon-to be largest holder of CRO.

https://x.com/kris/status/196032109530914450

Welp that whole shtick just fell apart today as Trump Family formally announced they were backing out of the deal with CDC...

https://decrypt.co/375166/trump-media-abandons-crypto-treasury-prediction-market'

So that whole 70B CRO unburn that CDC spearheaded to get into bed with the US Presidents family. Well that was all for nothing and CDC can continue to dump on CRO bagholders who will get absolutely nothing in return.

I mean other than crypto.com now dumping CRO to pursue "a marketing relationship" with truth Social by buying ad space...

RIP to the CRO holders.

To Learn about the first crypto.com scam where CDC stole over 99% of CRO tokens you can read this:

The first crypto.com scam was worse than you realize. They STOLE over 99% of all tokens from Monaco holders. No that's not a typo they stole over 99% of CRO tokens.

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u/GabeSter — 12 days ago

Trump & Crypto: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver on Trumps many sketchy Crypto actions.

From TRUMP and MELANIA memecoins to multiple Trump Family Crypto transactions that look like quid pro quo which enriched the Trump family probably at least 1 Billion and appears to have got another party something in return from pardons to government action.

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u/GabeSter — 22 days ago
▲ 9 r/pens

Help identifying cross pen/pencil set

It says Cross on the black center and on the clip part of the pen can’t find anything else to identify it. Found similar pens in a quick google search but none had the black center.

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

When you full port your mortgage money into a "Money Market" that pays 11.5% cause you weren't meant to live an uncomfortable life and now your home is being Foreclosed. But there's a place downtown under the bridge where you can set up a tent that is also next to a creek.

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

STRC the Microstrategy preferred stock used to raise funds to purchase Bitcoin - that was supposed to be as "stable as a Money Market" at $100 has dropped to $76 as it falls below $80 for the first time ever.

Where the Saylor Apologists at?

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

I found out what's wrong with Bitcoin. The devs accidently changed the Bitcoin price map to 'Christmas Tree'.

How do we contact Satoshi about fixing the problem?

Edit: Mobile cuts out the Christmas

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

STRC Preferred stock falls below $90 for the first time since launch

Michael Saylor Mar. 2026: "Am I offending you if I call it a money market fund?"

STR-C is a preferred stock that Saylor repeatedly marketed as being "money market" like (pic 2) it's supposed to be pegged to $100 through tokenomics that pays interest and when the value is about to exceed $100 Microstrategy issues shares to buy Bitcoin.

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

Ummm... I fully expected to get a $700 card

I bought a $1k pack tonight and fully expected to pull shit. I get a diamond on my screen followed by an anime "chase card" screen. I think I'm done with this..

I want to pull a 5k pack but I know I won't hit another 1 in 500 and I will definitely lose 2k at 76% odds.

Total spent for reference is $3,500. So can walk away way up and forget I have a gambling addiction for a while.

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

Bricks and Minifigs astroturfing is going all out right now.

Yes I'm sure you Mr. AstroTurfer are a real person supporting a company who constantly changed the story got someone raided and filed a ton of false police reports to try and get someone arrested to cover up a franchise owners theft.

u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

How do you all actually deal with this Pokemon Center nonsense on a regular basis? 6 hours, 4 queues and multiple instances of site maintenance.

I joined a text wait list and got notified clicked the text and the wait list was "9 hours" ended up waiting about 2.5 hours and the store goes down for maintenance.

Wait for about an hour refreshing and finally get into another queue this one I have to wait 1.5 hours. End up waiting 1 hour.

The site finally loads out of queue but it says "site is in maintenance" what the actual hell.

Reload a third time in queue for another 40 minutes site finally loads and "site is in maintenance.

The site is the worst experience I've ever had trying to order something.

6 hours later and am on my fourth attempt at a queue now...

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u/GabeSter — 2 months ago

ETH 1550

Feb 3rd 2021 - Eth, $1,550
Jun 12th 2022 - Eth $1,550
Jan 15th 2023 - Eth $1,550
Sep 12th 2023 - ETH $1,550
April 7th 2025 - ETH $1,550
June 5th 2026 - ETH $1,550

Congrats to all ETH holders.

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u/GabeSter — 3 months ago

After months of Michael Saylor comparing Micro Strategies preferred stock STRC to a Money Market, STRC is down 7% in the last five days as all investors in 2026 are now at an unrealized loss .

For those that don't know STRC is a preferred stock that means the money you put in can only be sold to other preferred stock buyers you can't redeem your buy price. You'd think Strategy would have made that more clear with all their marketing when Saylor repeatedly said it was money market stability, or indirectly called it a "money market fund".

But here we are in perhaps the most predictable situation ever. Coffeezilla
u/coffeebreak42 made a video warning about this exact situation a few months ago.

"the fastest growing product ever" Coffezilla video

u/GabeSter — 3 months ago

Microstrategy marketcap is down ~15% in two days approximately $7B. After selling just 32 BTC or .0038% of their total supply for just $2M. How exactly is he supposed to be able to ever sell from his stash in the future without dumping the price of his entire company.

u/GabeSter — 3 months ago

If MicroStrategy sells any more of their 843k bitcoin (at current price of 67,900) they’ll be realizing a loss of 10% per bitcoin.

u/GabeSter — 3 months ago

Apparently we’re sooooo early Michael Saylor had to sell 32 bitcoin to prove it was a liquid asset…

u/GabeSter — 3 months ago