“oh boy, I can’t wait to get home and drink my favorite sports drink” I say sportsdrinkenjoyingly.
But the drink was actually replaced with Gator-Aid, and I am now required to fight in the horrific Gator Wars, which are horrific as they are still in the WWI trench warfare phase of combat, oh and the gators will also rip me limb-from-limb, but mainly the drawn out battles and trench-foot are the horrifying parts.
u/Gamble_it_all — 5 days ago