u/GammaDie345

so i was playing my favorite video game on my CyAc DataTerm today after work, and in a heated moment I said a gamer word. I got a WARNING.

It probably thinks i hate martians. That's so unfair, some of my best friends are martians! it's literally 1984. I DID NOT say any racial slurs. I just criticized MIDA

I bet the game company supports MIDA and the genocide they committed in 2321. It can't be that there's a script checking a pre-written list of racial slurs taken from an old dictionary, no, clearly there is a full blown AI and it is pure stone-cold MIDA. they are LISTENING TO YOU and plotting against us through video games.....

clearly Mars controls everything and is oppressing us. I bet one day a filthy MIDA supporter will shoot me at food aid distribution center.

EDIT: yes, i called him a Duster. But you know actually, in UEG space the word "Duster" just means MIDA supporter, not Martian. so it's not planetist! Besides, it's the martians who are the real planetists. If any martian doesn't like being called a duster completely unprompted, clearly it means they support MIDA.

Nucaloric Triage

man who built an entire channel off of "what if this underage metal gear character got raped so hard it turned him trans" weighs in on the Destiny revival announcement

Todayborday is Labor Day by @talonserena on Twitter

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in Futurama, Bender buys a big bucket of mixed sodas, commonly known as a "suicide" in real life. This is a reference to the fact that his very first appearance was him attempting to buy an actual suicide.

More OYW stories should let characters be angry about the colony drop for once instead of using it as an 'ohhh war is le bad, this is terrible' moment.

hilariously ironic headline to use for an interview with Jack Monohan of all people

THIS WILL CHANGE HOW YOU SEE WHITE RABBIT VANDAL FOREVER.

guyssssss i got a warning!!!!

it's uncanny how well-fitting Clancy Brown is for a character in Cyberpunk considering what one of his most famous non-animated roles is

if we bitch and complain enough about the woke bad game, we'll get destiny 3!

ITS JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIES! PEOPLE WHO LIKE GAME I DON'T LIKE ARE LITERALLY EVIL

the most annoying cis women you know think this is hilarious and are going to repeat it

Holy shit, bungie.

woah woah HEY they said nothing about Halo at this month's evil world conquering shadow cabal meeting, can someone in the know be a mensch and brainwash them to make Halo Wars 3 plz?

ARE YOU READY RENTOIDS???? READY TO WALK THE PLANK STRAIGHT OFF THE EQUINAMITY?

got banned from 4tran4