IMPORTANT: NOTICE FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH! FAILIER TO READ MAY RESULT IN DEMOCRATIC INTERVENTION!
Attention Citizens of Super Earth!
Some citizens seem to be harboring delusions of some "cult" within the squids. This is resulting in a great number of citizens and helldivers alike to act in a manner unbecoming of managed democracy.
The Ministry of Truth has made this short and simple phrase for our dear citizens to repeat to assuage this erroneous superstition and bring peace of mind:
"There is no Squid cult in our galaxy"
Please repeat this phrase until your delusions have diminished. Should repeating this phrase not diminish thoughts of cults and/or if you notice someone else unable to disregard these troubling thoughts, please report such to a democracy officer for further assistance!
Thank you and have a super day!
^(This message is sponsored by the Ministry of Truth and PermaCura. Stims are not addictive!)