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I'm being sued???
Ok, so some time ago, I sat down (or reclined in bed, rather) to write the great novel of my time. However, I promptly fell asleep. Upon awakening, I realized, to my astonishment and delight, that my manuscript had been completed for me (refer to the hastily taken picture I will include in this post). And, I'm not trying to brag or anything, but this book has brought me massive success.
However, I got a letter in the mail yesterday from my cat. He's suing me. Says he wrote the book, which of course is just preposterous. And also, hurt my feelings. I mean, I thought he was my friend. And we live together. He could have just told me if he had beef with me.
Anyway...any ideas on how to handle this situation?
u/Gene_Titor — 10 days ago