Very, very nearly shat myself last night.
It was a matter of seconds away so a really close call. It made me think if I had, would I tell my wife, who thought I was just having a pee? This is the second time in the last few months so may not be so lucky next time.
Would you tell your partner?
EDIT; I had a ten minute walk home and thought it was just a bit of wind at first and nearly farted - jeez I’m glad I didn’t. It was two minutes from home when I realised I was in trouble. Plus I didn’t have my keys so texted ahead to have the door open ready for a slick movement (so to speak). I might be to blame as had had two pints of hazy pale ale.