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I dreamed that the Bidybabs from FNAF were trying to give me sleeping tips
Endless Nightguard Deathcoin Voicelines Part 2
(Withered Freddy)
Michael Afton: “Darn flashlights don’t work like they used to.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “That stomping was driving me NUTS!”
The Boss: “Take a hike, chump!”
William Afton: “Quit your PACING and do something USEFUL!”
Henry Emily: “Perhaps we shouldn’t have made him so persistent…”
Mary Schmidt: “Go to bed, gramps.”
Fredsweeper Frank: “FINALLY, no more distractions!”
Clark Fixy: “Shame, he was dropping steady tokens.”
Hudson Foster: “Back, forth, back, forth… I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
Edwin Murray: “Oh, Freddy, what have they done to you…”
Fiona Murray: “Don’t worry, we’re all getting on in years.”
Cassie: “Why do these broken Freddies always turn crazy?!”
Billy: “Keeping me off my monitor? Preposterous!”
(Withered Bonnie)
Michael Afton: “Someone had to put you out of your misery.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “Jeez, looks like someone could use a FACE-lift!”
The Boss: “Everyone knows the best language is Italian! Wahaha!”
William Afton: “Would it KILL you to speak English?!”
Henry Emily: “Ah, the Jeremy face curse…”
Mary Schmidt: “His voice was cool…”
Fredsweeper Frank: “Juego terminado!”
Clark Fixy: “That’s a lost cause if I’ve seen one.”
Hudson Foster: “Was that supposed to be Bonnie?!”
Edwin Murray: “To be a pirate, you have to lose an eye and an arm…”
Fiona Murray: “Hasn’t this poor thing been through enough?”
Cassie: “Hey, how was HE still functioning?!”
Billy: “Uh… estas Spanish-o?”
(Withered Chica)
Michael Afton: “This will be the last night of your life.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “Hey, she just wanted a hug!”
The Boss: “Stop scaring away my customers, stooge!”
William Afton: “Come closer. Let us smile together!”
Henry Emily: “Good thing we didn’t keep the big mouth…”
Mary Schmidt: “Gross, I’ve got feathers on me.”
Fredsweeper Frank: “Get back to Candy Crush, grandma.”
Clark Fixy: “Not sure how she ever sang with that jaw.”
Hudson Foster: “ACK, were those wires live?!”
Edwin Murray: “At least it’s faithful to the original design…”
Fiona Murray: “Well, now I’ve seen everything.”
Cassie: “These things always get so gunky…”
Billy: “I HATE birds! They ruin my vest!”
(Withered Foxy)
Michael Afton: “Well, now I’ll save more batteries.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “Does this make me a REAL pirate?!”
The Boss: “The booty is all mine!”
William Afton: “Enjoy Davy Jones’ locker.”
Henry Emily: “I always wonder what made him so sensitive to lights…”
Mary Schmidt: “Too bad I couldn’t just shut the window…”
Fredsweeper Frank: “The Seagoon won’t have to stop you this time!”
Clark Fixy: “He always was brighter than the rest…”
Hudson Foster: “BLEEEEEEGHH!!!”
Edwin Murray: “I’m glad they didn’t damage him TOO much…”
Fiona Murray: “I hope he has a good optometrist…”
Cassie: “Heh, I guess brains run in the family.”
Billy: “I’m not waiting until 5 AM at Freddy’s!”
(Golden Freddy)
Michael Afton: “...It’ll be back.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “Aw, I didn’t even get a picture!”
The Boss: “I need to take that poster down.”
William Afton: “I hope you die in a fire!”
Henry Emily: “Was that my old suit…?”
Mary Schmidt: “Creepy. I liked it.”
Fredsweeper Frank: “They call me FREDSWEEPER FRANK, not Golden Fredsweeper Gary!”
Clark Fixy: “Why do I see that thing everywhere?”
Hudson Foster: “WHAT even WAS that?!”
Edwin Murray: “I remember that…”
Fiona Murray: “W-wait, they didn’t switch to the safer design?”
Cassie: “Why did the mask make it leave?”
Billy: “You’re so yellow, bear!”
(Endoskeleton)
Michael Afton: “You know the rules, and so do I.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “Get your costume on before you scare someone!”
The Boss: “I don’t pay you to sit around in the nude. As a matter of fact, I don’t pay you at all!”
William Afton: “The other machines must be slacking…”
Henry Emily: “Why wouldn’t the animatronics go for them instead?”
Mary Schmidt: “At least let people draw stuff on it…”
Fredsweeper Frank: “That’s for stealing my five bucks!”
Clark Fixy: “I should probably suit that thing up.”
Hudson Foster: “And I thought they looked bad on the OUTSIDE!”
Edwin Murray: “Thank goodness they didn’t copy him for all of them…”
Fiona Murray: “Uh, it looks like he forgot his skin…”
Cassie: “I thought those things wouldn’t move if I was looking!”
Billy: “Well, goodbye again, friend!”
(Springtrap)
Michael Afton: “Goodbye, father.”
Vannabelle Dewlap: “Take THAT, mind-controller!”
The Boss: “You expect me to step aside?! This is MY domain!”
William Afton: “Pathetic poser!”
Henry Emily: “Don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend.”
Mary Schmidt: “...Wait, did I just save this place?”
Fredsweeper Frank: “If you’re lookin’ for a Midnight Motorist opponent, you might try Ralph’s kid.”
Clark Fixy: “He’s too destructive to live.”
Hudson Foster: “GET CROWBARRED, JERK!”
Edwin Murray: “That’s what you get, traitor.”
Fiona Murray: “I have nothing good to say about you.”
Cassie: “I guess there’s two kinds of rabbits…”
Billy: “I wanna throw you out, just like my broken TV.”
(Feel free to let me know what you think!)
Endless Nightguard Deathcoin Voicelines Part 1
(Inspired by u/Speedy-E-2975)
(Freddy Fazbear)
Michael Afton: Just like old times…
Vannabelle Dewlap: You’d think the guy would have a bigger presence in his own franchise…
The Boss: Wahaha, who’s laughing now, stooge?!
William Afton: Take that, you wretched, rotten little beast!
Henry Emily: Oh, why do such vicious beasts have to be so cuddly?!
Mary Schmidt: Man, I thought he was kinda cool.
Fredsweeper Frank: Nothin’ personal, love your game!
Clark Fixy: …Great, the star’s malfunctioning again.
Hudson Foster: Frick this crap, get out!
Edwin Murray: Your old design was WAY better!
Fiona Murray: Bye, Freddy… I always liked your songs.
Cassie: Sheesh, when did HE become so frightening?
Billy: I don’t wanna be part of the Fazbear Family, guy!
(Bonnie the Bunny)
Michael Afton: Looks like you’re late.
Vannabelle Dewlap: There’s only room for ONE cute bunny around here!
The Boss: That’ll hold him alright, wahahaha!
William Afton: Look at how SMALL you are!
Henry Emily: …At least this one’s not yellow.
Mary Schmidt: And nothing of value was lost.
Fredsweeper Frank: Try air-guitaring with this broom!
Clark Fixy: Eh, I don’t get paid enough to deal with this.
Hudson Foster: Eat a banana-flavored popsicle!
Edwin Murray: We NEVER should’ve designed you!
Fiona Murray: Aw, there goes Bonnie, the loveable goofball.
Cassie: Oh no… I’m no better than Monty now…
Billy: I saw someone do that in a toothpaste ad once!
(Chica the Chicken)
Michael Afton: I always had a soft spot for you, Susie.
Vannabelle Dewlap: Aww, she looked so cuddly!
The Boss: Your appetite is costing me precious gold coinses!
William Afton: I got you, and your little dog, too!
Henry Emily: Sorry, Chica, but you’re just not part of this plan.
Mary Schmidt: Fatass.
Fredsweeper Frank: Chomping With Chica’s for LOSERS!
Clark Fixy: ‘Least her endo won’t get all gummed up again.
Hudson Foster: Um… who was that?
Edwin Murray: No… not you too…
Fiona Murray: And there goes my favorite…
Cassie: Let’s hope Vanessa doesn’t hear about this…
Billy: Now that was one Angry Bird.
(Foxy the Pirate)
Michael Afton: I’m afraid I simply can’t look you in the eyes again.
Vannabelle Dewlap: That’s what you get for scaring me on my 5th birthday!
The Boss: Wahaha, time to walk the plank!
William Afton: Dead children tell no tales.
Henry Emily: I’m afraid you’re a bit too fast for these old bones.
Mary Schmidt: …Gotta admit, he wasn’t too bad.
Fredsweeper Frank: Pirate Plunder? More like Pirate Blunder!
Clark Fixy: Out of order again.
Hudson Foster: You won’t have to wait until 5:59!
Edwin Murray: Awww, he was the best one!
Fiona Murray: What Eddie doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
Cassie: Wow, look how far we’ve come.
Billy: FOWA!
(Puppet)
Michael Afton: Sorry about this, Charlotte.
Vannabelle Dewlap: Take THAT, stripey!
The Boss: That’s what you get for giving out presents for free!
William Afton: You’re something beautiful, aren’t you?
Henry Emily: You can rest now, my daughter.
Mary Schmidt: Aw man, I killed the only GOOD one.
Fredsweeper Frank: I’m a player, you’re a puppeteer!
Clark Fixy: Good thing she basically works like magic.
Hudson Foster: I swear I’ve seen her before…
Edwin Murray: Oh, they CLEARLY ripped off Jackie!
Fiona Murray: Sorry, but I think I’m a better puppet master…
Cassie: Maybe Moon could’ve helped her sleep…
Billy: Don’t wake the baby…
(Balloon Boy)
Michael Afton: Good riddance.
Vannabelle Dewlap: I thought he was kinda cute!
The Boss: That’ll teach you to stop pilfering my precious tokens!
William Afton: WHY did I make this thing again?
Henry Emily: Of all my regrets, he… is one of my biggest.
Mary Schmidt: Off with your head.
Fredsweeper Frank: I got a score of 100 in Air Adventure once… never again.
Clark Fixy: Maybe NOW customers will stop complaining.
Hudson Foster: Stay AWAY from my Double-A’s!
Edwin Murray: …What have they done.
Fiona Murray: I’m sure there’s… something to like about him, right?
Cassie: Good thing HE’s not at the Pizzaplex…
Billy: Balloon chud, eliminated!
Old Man Consequences revealing himself as the true villain of Endless Mode:
It's a crime that she didn't say "Oh yeah, Flowery told me!" here
Elizabeth after meeting Alec the best nightguard in Endless Mode
Characters ranked based on whether they like fat ladies
How WillDespise believers see GlitchbearAfton
How it feels debating the books with a larper
Mechanics for all the Fazbear Frights characters as guards
Oswald: Rewind clocks are now free, and using them decreases the price of distortion clocks. (Unlocked by Deathcoining Pittrap).
Sarah: You're given two distortion clocks for free at the start of the night, but using them within two hours of each other will cause Eleanor to jumpscare you. (Unlocked by using 20 Distortion Clocks.)
Millie: The office will always remain cold, but you have to choose an extra animatronic to add at the start of the night. (Unlocked by dying to Funtime Freddy.)
Greg: Your luck for mechanics such as Prize King and Scott's Slots increases, but a single party member will always die by the end of the night. (Unlocked by dying to Fetch.)
Alec: The best night guard. Makes endless mode beatable, and gives a true ending once you do. (Unlocked by unlocking all other guards).
Oscar: The office and cameras are darker by default, but the flashlight is more effective. (Unlocked by blocking Plushtrap 20 times.)
Delilah: Power-ups such as the AR mask, laser doors, and snowcone last for longer, but are more expensive. (Unlocked by having both doors closed, the mask on, and the office temperature at 0 at 1:35 AM)
Stanley: If you get jumpscared by an animatronic, they get stalled until the end of the night, giving you the opportunity for a Deathcoin. Just don't forget about them! (Unlocked by clicking on 20 Minireenas)
Devon: Increased chance to find paranormal animatronics. (Unlocked by dying to Golden Freddy)
Pete: Beartraps are cheaper, but Foxy-related animatronics are more aggressive. (Unlocked by dying to Foxy )
Kasey: You're given a limited amount of mask flips, but time passes more quickly while wearing the mask. (Unlocked by dying to Ballora)
Susie: Find her doll on the cameras each night for a token bonus! (Unlocked by finding her doll in William’s Woods on the Ultimate Ending)
Bob: You're given the option to choose another animatronic for extra cash (or an extra challenge) or not. (Unlocked by finishing a night with Lolzhax activated).
Matt: If you make it past 9 rounds, you get a baby Springtrap as a party member. (Unlocked by dying to Springtrap.)
Arthur: Certain animatronics will have an appeasement condition, similar to Circus Baby and Toy Freddy. If you fulfill it, you won't have to deal with them for the rest of the night. (Unlocked by salvaging Springtrap 5 times.)
Nole: Capturing movement of animatronics on the cameras will grant you tokens, rather than blocking them. (Unlocked by surviving a night with Blackbird activated(
Jake: If you can repeat your minigame high scores to “The Real Jake” at the end of the night, your token earnings will be doubled. (Unlocked by Deathcoining Eleanor)
Toby: Getting a high score on any of the minigames will act as a bear trap. (Unlocked by dying to RWQDSFASXC)
Robert: Tag-Along Freddy will alert you to threats that need your attention. (Unlocked by getting the “5:59?!” achievement)
Reed: You can control an animatronic to stop others, but at 4AM it turns against you. (Unlocked by hearing all of Candy Cadet’s stories)
Chris: Time is slowed down, along with the rest of the animatronics. (Unlocked by completing a playthrough without upgrades)
Angel: Dreadbear’s candy can now be used to stall other animatronics. (Unlocked by feeding Dreadbear 20 times).
Sergio: Your luck for Prize King and Scott's Slots increases, but your tokens will gradually drain throughout the night. (Unlocked by dying to Balloon Boy… somehow.)
Jack: Animatronics that you Deathcoin will be twice as aggressive the next round, but Deathcoins are also far cheaper. (Unlocked by having a custom animatronic skin.)
Colton: You can cheat at minigames to get lots of tokens, but beware! (Unlocked by maxing out Cupcake Clicker.)
Payton: Power-ups are cheaper, but buying one has a small chance to kill one of your party members. (Unlocked by making Glamrock Chica 5 pizzas.)
Edward: Every animatronic you salvage has Jack’s stupid face on it. (Unlocked by beating a night with Candy the Cat activated.)
Mott: Sea Bonnies will swim across the screen obscuring your vision, but time moves slightly quicker. (Unlocked by watching Bonnie on the cameras for 10 minutes.)
Jessica & Brittany: You're allowed to go to both shops at the end of each round! (Unlocked by dying to Pigpatch. He's close enough, right?)
Jeremiah: You're given a challenge at the start of each round. If you win, you get tokens- if not, your party members perish. (Unlocked by letting Glitchtrap disable your cameras.)
Joel: Point-and-click objects such as Mr. Cupcake and the Bidybabs will be replaced with a “Kids at Play” sign. (Unlocked by getting a high score in Midnight Motorist.)
Aimee: Each night, you have a chance to find a party member to join you on the cameras. (Unlocked by having 3 or more party members active at once.)
Dirk: You get Felix’s loan by default, but you have to pay it back 1.5x (Unlocked by purchasing Felix’s Loan++)
Mandy: Instead of the night ending at 6 AM, the night ends when you type in a code, the clues for which can be found on the cameras. (Unlocked by inputting a secret code in the menu.)
Sylvia: You start out with Michael in your party, but all Freddy-related animatronics are more aggressive. (Unlocked by giving Michael at least one mask.)
Let me know if you have any questions or feedback in the comments!