u/GnomeFae

NOT A DRILL SLOOPIES

y'all better start uncovering all the recs under rocks and buildings. Get those maternity cosplay outfits out, get the lube out, ITS TIME.

Pregnancy tropes are officially a GO. so let's get out there and read books about birthing children, raising them, watching them die needlessly in a blood war only for you to of course have more and more children ( as the self insert FMC of course I figured that was implied, keep up sloopies )

And it's time to get down to clown, to slam the clam, to push the bush, to participate in the nightly fornicate. In other words it's time to bone. Good luck out there remember, no protection needed. Godspeed

Edit: say what you will sloopies but this post got more upvotes than my anti pregnancy post. 👀👀

/Uj also I'm CF and medically sterile( not infertile ) IRL so there's that

But can we also stop acting like FMCs becoming sloopies is the worst thing to ever happen? Sloopies are badasses ( especially Allison). Would like to stop making women feel like they can’t be cool or worthy of main character energy when they have children. Just another side of the coin..

The other side is being a man and literally nobody wants that

Obviously some of you sloopies out there aren't down 👇👇👇👇 Capitalism and it shows. I mean series are you even a fan of you don't buy literally every single version of a book that we all collectively call trash every 6 fiscal minutes?

And to all the people saying "oh well the series isn't even finished they are going to release even MORE versions before the story is officially over" .... GOOD. Don't you get it? You need to buy. EVERY. book. Especially the foreign language ones that have different art because otherwise you're not a true scottsman... Sorry I mean fan.

Anyway now go on and preorder this new hardcover set and make mommies wallet fatter you paypig cuck.

Ok so first of all, I had a blast. Me and my partner met some Fae while we were there and I have to say some of you are just straight up wrong about how fae would act.

I mean obviously we know that an authors words are law as they likely consulted with the far too before publishing. But like none of them had wings? And that was kind of disappointing. None of them tried to trick me and get me to eat or drink anything, like literally they said if I were so hungry I should just "go to the boxty cafe half a kilometer away."

They weren't even like.... Ugly shape shifters or anything they were just kinda normal looking? Anyway suffice to say it was quite disappointing. Now that I'm back in freedom land I can confidently say everyone who's talking about wanting a "fae Lord" to whisk them away or something clearly hasn't met real fae like I have.

Anyway sorry if this ruins the immersion for everyone but I just felt like it had to be said.

Also fuck Oliver Cromwell, all my homies hate Oliver Cromwell.