Spinquest Diss (hope you like it)
Who's got the upper hand?
The clock's stopped and now our commissions land.
Robbery Miserjewski,
I've never seen anyone Screwski
anyone over as bad as Youski.
Building a site with stolen funds then passing the buck.
Your smug little affiliates are in big trouble now.
After I told him the who, what, when, where, and how.
I told Lady Luck's hubby but then he doubled down.
More ads, more more sponsorships,
I can't even believe this shit.
That's willful intent if I or a judge has ever seen it.
It took a back and forth with Sweepsking to learn that they all were getting paid in another dashboard.
But not one we could look at, and honestly we would be sick if we could.
Robbery I wish you would.
I called you out good and pulled the evil out of you.
I wish I could say I'm playing,
But you're in a restricted state!
Running a site out of California is a big no no, nay nay!
I'll own you, debone you, dethrone you and then disown you.
Paying us out doesn't get me to back down.
Looking like a clown with your jesters.
I got you on a list just like Stake and their child molester.
No, that's not slander you grandstander,
I'm saying you f*** over single mothers and kids.
I didn't think anyone could but you sure did.
"For players, by players?"
Sounds like you got my Linkedin tagline backwards.
It's "By players, for players."
Like "By the people, for the people."
Stealing my words and the words of the Constitution.
We haven't got nearly enough restitution.
Let's get interest on that debt.
I'd say 33 percent.
but it's YOU who is in debt.
Starting a site broke as a joke.
You didn't even have a dollar to light up a smoke.
You borrowed from our piggy banks and copied off Stake.
Good with computers but can't program something original?
Even Stake doesn't put Drake on an original.
Get that blonde hair shaved off your head because we are beating you like a redheaded stepchild.
Of course "that's a statement of assault!"
No, it's a metaphor.
23 hour lock down? You should get 24.
A disgrace to the Aryan race. Who can protect you?
"He's a white supremacist judge!"
No, I'm saying nobody will save you a seat.
Cheap eats, get some ramen and honey buns.
I'll top up your commissary with plenty of funds.
I'll use the commissions you paid.
Oops! Wasn't enough.
I'll get you a phone card and give you a ring.
Borrow carefully! It's 2 for 3.
They don't take chargebacks in penitentiaries.
They certainly don't give a year.
Do you only pay by court order?
That ain't gonna fly with anyone who does hand signs.
At least Stake pays,
Even if they have a deal with the devil.
The devil has much better interest rates.
Robby is short for Rob huh?
Fate loves irony just like Occam's razor states.
Do any of these million follower influencers have a shred of morals?
A pittance of dignity, or a shred of sympathy?
How did they get so big and be so bad?
Stay in that brick and mortar because you should all get the lock.
I know you don't even need windows or clocks.
Coming into MY space now.
And my name is Tom. I'm unfriending you now.
We are all on Facebook these days
But I don't hang around cheapskates.
That perjury is getting you all spaced out.
That court reporter didn't hear my linkedin chats.
My Screenshots and recordings,
My timestamps,
and the dates of your live chats.
Nope! That wasn't even me.
That was just a different redditor that took you to church.
Perjury perjury, what a nasty charge.
Doubled with doubling money from hood robins?
You are against Robinhood, and I have more respect for Kenny G than someone who steals from me
Sit with your lawyers as they coach you to lie.
You didn't read my chats?
I told you that was phase 1.
It's phase 2 now and this is the worst one.
Because that court reporter typed every word and it's on record.
I'll spin that shit and play you a tune.
It's the pied piper getting his due.
I'll give you a pass this one time.
I won't drop a deuce or a dime.
I'll give you a phrase and a hand sign
Thumb your nose at the tables,
and tell them you love kids.
They will all stand and you get out that very instant!
And as for Lady Luck and her Hubby,
This one will not be funny.
Miran you swore thrice to preserve and protect
To forever aid and assist a brother in need.
Look at your greed.
Both eyes are blind and you are tongue-tied.
You thrice crowing rooster, you know the oath well.
Thomas filled your cup and gave you advice.
You lied to his face and called yourself the conduit.
What was flowing to Thomas? Was it deceit?
You edited your messages to protect your name.
But we just slandered you down to the soul of your grave.
You stepped on the cracks of our staircase and banged on the door.
Thomas knocks softly, and whispers with reverence.
Except when he announces a severance.
He gave you a warning while three feet deep in the earth.
He blessed the brotherhood from the moment of birth.
He offered shelter and protection from the impending storm.
But you ignored him after you were clearly warned.
The smoke alarm is beeping and your ancestors are weeping.
For the soul of your birth is watered with dirt.
The plants are dried up and the hay is loose tied.
Thomas' hand is raised in our court and you have been tried.
He has every moment you lied saved in google drive.
Take off your apron. Justice is served.
For what is tried in our courtroom is always deserved.
Thomas treads both lightly, and travels light.
You are no longer a brother, get out of our sight.
He loved your work and blessed you for free
For anyone who would turn away a brother in need,
No light could be found within thee.
A black ball is too good. And Thomas knows what awaits,
Anyone who deceives a brother and lies to his face.