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Just fyi moments can include a specific read, scene, confessionals, etc!

Random but the s8 to s9 intro always sent me when Kandi was the clear center peach and everyone was the same size just for her & Kenya to be bigger than everyone else the next season, mind you it’s the same number of housewives 😭

- Porsha is obviously the lead to the show and while I’m still not convinced of her anchor abilities, she’s doing better than last season.

- Speaking of anchors, I actually think Cynthia is playing that role this season as sort of the glue to the group.

- Phaedra does what she does best, bring absolutely nothing so to compensate by being comedic relief and shady only behind the confessional of course.

- Kelli is the main antagonist and somehow stays at the center of all the drama which is needed ngl.

- Angela is the bone collector and gets the drama started.

- I’ve noticed a divide on K. Michelle but I actually find her interesting. She’s studying the group and breaking the fourth wall in a sense by questioning how the girls can quickly move on like nothing happened after tearing each other to the white meat which is real and something I’ve been saying too lol. It also makes sense because on Love & Hip Hop, nobody moved on from drama that quickly.

Ranked the friend-of runs now it’s time to rank each full-time housewife! Some are self-explanatory but once again despite my shady commentary for others I tried being as unbiased as possible and looked for memorability, longevity, impact, etc.

Note: I was waiting for s17 to finish airing but idk when that will be before I forgot lol so while I do know K. Michelle & Pinky don’t have a full season under their belt yet, for them I’m basing it off what I’ve seen so far, what’s to come and overall potential to go far. Feel free to leave thoughts below!

Despite my shady commentary I tried to make this as unbiased as possible lol. I also based it off tenure, impact, success (in terms of earning a peach), etc. Feel free to leave your thoughts below!

I did a ranking of all the full-time housewives runs we’ve seen on the show so it’s only fair to do it with the friends as well. Feel free to leave thoughts below!

I know you will but feel free to leave thoughts below! I also tried making it unbiased as possible despite my shady remarks by really looking at what each woman brought (some of them are self-explanatory) so I’m wondering what you all’s unbiased ranking would be too, I know yall like to tussle but it’s all in fun lol

Shamea said she was in her villain era at the beginning of the season but so far within the season she’s done nothing of note. She’s either been quickly dismissed or ignored and I’d actually say Kelli may have taken that role on instead.

Kelli’s been often called Shamea’s lapdog but it’s giving the other way around this season. Kelli’s in the mix more and at the center of the drama from the biggest feud with Porsha to meatgate that Shamea hid for her and even activating Cynthia in this upcoming episode where Cynthia actually ignored Shamea and just hashed it out with Kelli.

I’ve seen a few fans say this too and I totally agree but one way to instantly get the show interesting again is if Dollar Bill (& Katie) hired Morgan DeWitt to be the lead designer for Logan now that Eric went back to Forrester

Bill would love to get under Ridge, Eric, Brooke & Steffy’s skin right about now and what better way than to bring back Ridge’s obsessive first love who took him away from Brooke for a period, Steffy’s kidnapper and the woman who almost tried to kill Eric’s first wife Stephanie back onto the scene which will also provide an interesting dynamic with former bestie Taylor down the line

It’s only 4 episodes for K. Michelle & Pinky but so far who’s left the best impression on you?

Or do we think it’ll be about Wendy & Stacey again because I do lol, btw this trio was supposed to run s11 I’m still sad 😭