u/Green_Ouroborus

How did she even do that? I heard it crash and Litten raced into the next room and started meowing at me sounding distressed until I agreed to hold her.

Litten, probably: The furniture tried to KILL ME! I need EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. You WILL give me that. NOW.

This is in Southwest Virginia.

I heard a noise, leaned over to see what he was doing and he popped out and tried to slap me.