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We are GROWING UP 🐾😭

I accidentally adopted: 1 emotionally fragile goth teenager and 1 hormonally unstable gym bro.

They have officially entered their teenage phase. 😭🐾

We go to the vet for neutering on the 27th. Pray for us. 🙏

Currently seeking emotional support therapy.

u/that0nechik — 22 hours ago
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Wife has been taken hostage (again). He won't even let her use the bathroom and it's been two hours. He's ruthless.

u/SandyBeachcomber — 1 day ago
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Almost had to call out today

Almost had to quit my job to stay home with the love of my life.

He was on the back of one leg and the other was hooked around him (that his head was on) and then both of my lower legs were under 2 pillows (that I sleep with for back support) so he was the coziest ever in a kitty nest & I almost had to spend the rest of my days here, but he let me get up & make the $$ anyway.

u/HPcatmom — 1 day ago
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Typical scene when I sit to put on my sneakers

Jolie takes me hostage for at least 10 minutes and I often only get 1 shoe on.

u/MeanSecurity — 1 day ago
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My leg is being held hostage by the fluff. Every time i tried to move, he bit me!!!

Send help.

u/No-Egg-6428 — 1 day ago
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When she’s this cozy I feel so guilty when I need to get up

Even moving a little bit means hearing a little guilt-tripping meow and it breaks my heart 😭

u/TheRamblingSoul — 1 day ago
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Send help and treats please

4 cats in my bed, I'm curled up against the wall with my knees bent to fit and my legs are falling asleep. Help.

u/Adzerk42 — 1 day ago
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Cat hostage…reversed?

She won’t move if I lift my arm so I think it counts…but am I the cat hostage or is the the hostage cat?

u/RelationshipOld6616 — 1 day ago