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If you landed on this post because you are searching for “is Cast Brew Coffee in Martinsburg owned by Tim Pool?”—congratulations, your radar for grift is working perfectly.

In case anyone was still blissfully unaware of whose ego is currently taking up prime real estate at 201 North Queen Street in downtown Martinsburg, WV, I wanted to clear up the rumors. The new place is called Cast Brew Coffee, and yes, it is absolutely owned by the beanie-in-chief himself, Tim Pool. 

If you're wondering if this is just a coincidence or a silent investor situation, it's not. The man couldn't resist plastering his brand all over it. For those who want hard, proof before accidentally funding his next compound, here are the receipts:

1. He Literally Lists Himself as the "Founder"and can be seen on Facebook reels inside the location itself Tim Pool Tickles The Ivories
2. Right on the official Cast Brew Coffee franchise page, Tim Pool is explicitly named as the Founder. The site claims it was built to "provide an alternative to the faceless corporate ecosystem." Because nothing screams "anti-establishment rebel" quite like opening a gentrified corporate coffee franchise in downtown Martinsburg. 
3. They Sell Literal "Pool Water". If the "Cast" in Cast Brew wasn't enough of a dead giveaway, the online store directly sells his narcissistically named bottled beverage, "Pool Water," by the case.
4. The entire brand is just a brick-and-mortar shrine to the Timcast cinematic universe. They're unironically selling drinks named after his podcast co-hosts and show lore (if you look at the ToastTab menu, you will literally find items like the "Bokus' Last Wish" latte). He also regularly shills for the coffee brand on his main YouTube channel as a way to "fight back" against... whatever he's mad about this week.

 

The Bottom Line

To definitively answer the question: Yes, Cast Brew Coffee in Martinsburg, WV is owned by Tim Pool. 
Before you wander in off North Queen Street thinking it's just a cute, independent local cafe, know exactly where your latte money is going. Support actual local businesses instead, and do with this information what you will!

Here's the link https://documents.lastweekinlaw.com/view/24-1234\_g2bh.pdf

They state they received two separate loans: one for $53,000 and another for $353,000. 
They mention logging into their account and seeing that they are over $20,000 past due, with the last payment made in 2022 
In that same comment, they state they currently owe over $209,000 after interest. 

From the owner: I dont even have records on what the money was spent on". She further admitted, "I didnt keep good bookkeeping". Finally, she confessed to commingling her finances, noting, "I used my business account for both business and personal expenses"

What’s EIDL? The COVID-19 Economic Injury Disaster Loan. Borrowers who are sole proprietors, or those who took loans over $200,000, generally signed a Personal Guarantee. This removes the corporate veil, making personal assets directly vulnerable to collection. Oh no, anyways!

Source: Reddit

To Jackie- you can hide your Reddit history, delete your threads and comments, but I’ve already archived every single comment and post you’ve made to this site well before I made this post (yes this includes the one where you link your personal email address identifying yourself like a dumbass). Now I know you see this and have taken action accordingly to hide your wrongdoings, however it’s not enough. You’re looking at misapplication of federal funds (fraud), violation of record-keeping requirements, breach of contract and civil liability, as well as tax and corporate tax compliance.

National center for disaster fraud would like a word, along with the SBA office of inspector general, and the IRS whistleblowers.

Virginia adult use sales are now law

Today’s the day and that’s the post. Go vote!

It’s called cast brew coffee, a quick google and you’ll see the beanie covering his bald spot pop up. Calling it Cast brew is a choice and genuinely hilarious when you are casted by billionaires (he’s propped up by Thiel) to be a right wing propagandist. Anyways, obligatory fuck Tim Pool. Support local coffee shops and let others know to stay away from this carpetbagger.