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Anyone one else really into MJ’s incredible cuteness/hotness combo during the filming of Black & White?? Footage from that set is just… 🤯🤯🤯

I’m beyond obsessed with his iconic “I don’t do dirty dancing” moment… He’s just so… indescribably MJ !! 😇😈😇😈😇😈

Our king basically exuded sex… “You’re so dirty…” he says… 👀 Yes I am Mike, especially if you’re around!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨 If MJ looked at me like that, I’d “melt like hot candle wax” in an instant 🫠🫠

The way he glances sideways… bats his beautiful eyelashes, licks his majestic lips… 🫦🫦 while Karen Faye (hey, don’t touch my man! 🙃) tries to contain his sweat with make-up! 😅
This whole thing is just so precious 🤩

HIS mysteries are so intriguing to me: right after proclaiming “I don’t do dirty dancing” our King of course proceeds to jump on top of that car, unzip his pants, and film one of the hottest things on earth… 🔥🔥🔥

[Note: This is an updated post, I’ve decided to delete a previous version; if you don’t know what I’m talking about, don’t worry about it! 😝]

Daaaamn those pants folds are FULL… 🫦🔥😮‍💨

Just a few seconds in, he pulls up them gold pants with both hands on both sides… 👀 Thank you for the treat, Mike! 😅
And then those chest pumps and side kicks… everything’s shaking soooo wonderfully 🤤
These closeups in motion are just… 🔥🔥🔥

Yes, Sir - the groove of your walk, your talk, your damn gold pants… give me absolute fever for miles around🔥🔥🔥

“Divinity in Motion”
I could watch this man move forever… 🥵

Someone please save me, drag me away from my phone… He’s gonna kill me 😅

For those who want to indulge with me, once more and always, “for all time”…

…MJ unsheathes his hips, wisking the shirt out of his belt with a brisk movement… he stands with steady pride, not shaken by the wind… then looks up from under the hat and stares right at us… 🤯

Bham! He starts whipping his hands and legs to the pounding beat of an enraged heart… You can feel the palpitations… 💔

The tap dance… the hat tilts… the BEATBOXING! Masterful musicianship 👑

Then the hips really start going… he’s breathing heavily… one deep yelp… 😫

Kicks the bottle! Throws the hat! Starts SMASHING the car and really lets the screams loose… ✊🏽

Up on the car he goes… a shoulder-to-shoulder hand crossing that looks almost religious, and divine he is indeed as he grabs his crotch and gyrates… 🫦

And then… that beautiful, large hand with white-taped fingers slowly slides down his torso and onto his trousers… he finds himself and takes us with him, with absolutely unapologetic pleasure 🔥

Getting off the car, he tries to regain socially acceptable composure (zips his pants)… 🤐
But it can’t be done; steam from the pits of hell below finds him… he stops and takes it all in, this time BOTH of his hands sliding down his body… 🥵

Close-ups glide all over him, over and over… 👀

He claps his hands real hard, spins beyond human comprehension… and down on his knees he slams!
Screaming, tearing up his shirt… everything around him literally EXPLODES 💥

A grimace of pain on his face 😭 He looks around… like someone’s coming. And back into panther he transforms and prowls away, black in the black of night, unseen… Oh, but WE SAW HIM 🤯✊🏽⛓️‍💥❤️‍🔥

Just… perfection.