u/HallowedShark2112

After about 45 hours I've finally played at least one match with every character. This is my roster by how much I like them

After about 45 hours I've finally played at least one match with every character. This is my roster by how much I like them

DISCLAIMER: I like the idea of some of the characters but know I have to watch tutorials to really get how to play them well (Silver, Victor, Pocket, etc.) and all my opinions are subject to change. However, this is how I feel based on a noobs first impressions with no character guides and auto buying top rated builds

u/HallowedShark2112 — 18 hours ago

Complaint about the NSFW mods.

Goonlord supreme here. I like installing a mix of cool skins that adhere to the original models of the characters (not model swap shitposts) and bikini, bunnysuit, naked, skins that make cocky want boingboing. But I have the same issue with Deadlock mods that I have with most gooner skins.

They overdo it

I love that they gave Paige freckles and a bush, but they dont need to give her a fatter ass. She already has a dumpy, making it bigger just makes it silly and not as hot.

Luckily some of them have flat chest options like vyper and ivy. But why does Geists mod have to make her ridiculously thick when shes already got a size 0 waist. The male nude skins for Abrams and Doorman just use their default body types with a schlong. Why can't we have the same for the women

And the jiggle physics are downright comical. Like a little jiggle is cool but holy shit some of them are just jelly.

Then theres my personal complaints. The silver bush addon is great (once I figured out how to make it work) but its just a little bit of tuft above the panties. I want a jungle. I want that shit coming out of the sides of the panties and asscrack. You cannot convince me that alcoholic baddie shaves.

And Billy, we got a femboy Billie skin, which us awesome. But I want him naked. Butt naked with a full anthro goat body instead of half human shit, and preferably a giant cock.

And why are there no nsfw calico or wraith skins? Are they racist? Are they stupid?

Yes this is mostly satire, I do understand why the mods are the way they are, and I have nothing but respect for the modders who have the talent and technical know how to make skins at all.

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u/HallowedShark2112 — 21 hours ago

What if Ivy is being performatively Hispanic?

Everyone makes fun of her terrible Spanish, and her random use of Spanish words mixed in with English. Many have chalked this up badly written dialogue and dumb tropes. But what if Ivy is just larping?

We can assume the reason she had an accent and knows Spanish at all is because she was brought to life in Spanish Harlem. But what if its all a facade? I imagine she picked up her accent and language after being brought to life during the 18 years defeating the syndicate, and being housed by the Arroyos. But maybe she only learned the basics. Maybe she never learned conjugation properly because she was using duolingo. Maybe the girl she saved was actually a really shit Spanish teacher.

However her identity with Spanish Harlem is so strong that maybe she lays on the accent thicker than she needs to. Maybe she mixes in Spanish words just to convince everyone shes actually a member of the culture she was brought to life in. She doesnt actually have real ethnicity since shes a gargoyle, which of course doesnt mean she cant be adopted into a culture. But she feels the need to prove to everyone that she is Hispanic and therefore human, rather than a magic piece of rock.

She's larping with pure intentions, and thats okay. I still love her. I still want to marry her.

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u/HallowedShark2112 — 3 days ago
▲ 2 r/H3VR

Context. In this post Anton said that H3VR2 would launch with very few ww2 weapons. This stems from the fact that adding them into H3 attracted loser nazi chuds who ruin everything.

Now im not a history nerd or ww2 enthusiast, but I really enjoy the feel and reloading styles of a lot of guns from that era. And im pretty sad to hear that theyll be stripped down at launch. Im really hoping that we get the most iconic guns between both world wars. The Mosin Nagant, Lee Enfield, Luger, Trench Gun, m1 Garand, Lewis Gun, etc.

But I understand wanting to keep degenerate scumbags away from the community as much as possible. I understand that this post will have 0 impact on a big production VR game, but here are my solutions anyway

  1. Add tons of blatant progressive elements to scare them off back to hearts of iron and war thunder

  2. Trickle them in slowly through updates instead of dumping a bunch at once

  3. Gigachad modders save the day if the mod tools allow

Once again I dont blame Anton for this decision one bit. Im just a bit disappointed. As long as my beloved Maxim 9 makes it in, everything will be okay.

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u/HallowedShark2112 — 15 days ago