u/Hand-Existing

▲ 52 r/Dreams

I 30 F dreamt I was best friends with a cockroach. Now the kicker is that I’ve lived my entire life with an irrational fear of specifically roaches and spiders. So much so that I’ve had debilitating panic attacks my whole life from them and have gone through 3 rounds of therapy regarding it, one round only being 2 years ago. Now, last night, I dreamt I had one as a house pet. The craziest part is he chilled on the wall in my room. I was horrified at first until my boyfriend was like no he’s cool babe, watch. “Roach, turn on Justin Bieber” and then music started playing. Then we just started tasking it out to do all these things, but he slept in my room on the wall! He didn’t talk, look special or anything. If I called out “roach!” He would just crawl on the wall closer to me to listen to what I was going to ask it to do 💀 I got very attached to it and woke up highly confused by all this. My boyfriend said this might be a breakthrough for me 😂

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u/Hand-Existing — 22 days ago
▲ 122 r/chowchow

He loves to sprawl out in the front seat and extend his little paws just enough to put the car in neutral while we’re going full speed on the interstate. Then has the audacity to get mad when I block access to his paws. Like I’m so sorry sir that I value your life and don’t want us to die 🤣 I’m trying to merge on the interstate during traffic hour yesterday and boom, neutral. It’s like he’s actively trying to kill us. I moved my hand for one second and he defiantly put it right back on top. The little shit.

u/Hand-Existing — 24 days ago

Like ma’am. I am a working professional, I come here every single month to refill the same prescriptions and you fight me on it every time and make me feel like shit for it. It’s beyond irritating

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u/Hand-Existing — 26 days ago