u/HarryPotter22123

This is DC speaking to you! We are very desperate to clinch a playoff berth but for two straight weeks, are denied by wannabe-elite Louisville, who have no reason to beat us! In order for us to clinch a playoff spot, we need to beat you twice, in which I fucking hope we do for the next two weeks. I am predicting us to win 38–13 at your place next week and follow that up with a 34–0 win at our stadium the week after. Once again, I am writing this because the Kings had no reason to sweep us and I hope they don't end on a 4-game winning streak to end their season and that we sweep you to finish 7–3 and have you finish 6–4.

Sincerely, DC

Who do you think the Packers could end up playing in Week 1?

Assuming both Fox and CBS are airing doubleheaders on that week, so here are my two guesses:

1. At the Patriots (3:25pm on CBS)

2. At the Vikings (3:25pm on Fox)