u/Harry_Highpants

I was a mechanic at one point in my life and can figure out a lot of stuff, but this one has me flummoxed. Standard sharpie for scale.

EDIT: SOLVED by u/ohitsTHATkid. Gophinator gopher trap! Thank you!

FINAL EDIT: We share a lot with a fairly sizable landscaping company, and the guess is that it fell off of one of their trucks. After the item was IDed, it all made sense.

Thanks to all who offered their thoughts and guesses.

I present to you, Gubernatorial candidate CHONKERS! No word on his platform, but I’m certain it includes a 12-month salmon season and no-limit Dungeness harvesting inside the bay.