I thought I’d found a peaceful moment in Appalachia. Just me, a floating DJ, and his rodent fans.
Apparently, I stood too close to the stage because the "mosh pit" started and I was the only one getting hit.
10/10 music, 0/10 hospitality.
So there I was, totally zoned out trying to relax and fish, when this formal voice echoes right behind me: "Salutations!"
I turn around expecting a ghoul, but instead, I am staring directly into the nightmare void of the Smiling Man standing in the marsh. He just stood there frozen with that god-forsaken grin. I was completely confused because he kept spouting the creepiest, most cryptic nonsense.
When I asked what he wanted, he smiled wider and said, "I want only happiness for you." Then he randomly started whispering about "dancing with the devil under a blue moon" and quoting 19th-century ghost poems.
I didn't even finish reeling in my line. I packed up and logged off immediately. Worst fishing trip in Appalachia ever. 🎣💀
Welcome to Wiccacoochie Curiosities, your premier Appalachian stop for all the oddities and rare treasures in the wasteland missed. The things that didn't fit in your loot bag, or that you overlooked in your hurry to survive.
From potent chems and restorative healing potions to elixirs that might turn you into... something else... we have all your needs covered.
Stop by and say hi to Bruja, our 100% certified, resident photobombing witch! 🧙♀️✨
⚠️ The Rules of the Witch ⚠️
Employees only beyond this point! The staff room is not for show-and-tell, and we have a strict no photos for customers policy in private areas 🤫🫢😉
Welcome to Wiccacoochie Curiosities, your premier Appalachian stop for all the oddities and rare treasures in the wasteland missed. The things that didn't fit in your loot bag, or that you overlooked in your hurry to survive.
From potent chems and restorative healing potions to elixirs that might turn you into... something else... we have all your needs covered.
Stop by and say hi to Bruja, our 100% certified, resident photobombing witch! 🧙♀️✨
⚠️ The Rules of the Witch ⚠️
Employees only beyond this point! The staff room is not for show-and-tell, and we have a strict no photos for customers policy in private areas 🤫🫢😉
Welcome to Wiccacoochie Curiosities, your premier Appalachian stop for all the oddities and rare treasures in the wasteland missed. The things that didn't fit in your loot bag, or that you overlooked in your hurry to survive.
From potent chems and restorative healing potions to elixirs that might turn you into... something else... We have all your needs covered.
Stop by and say hi to Bruja, our 100% certified, resident photobombing witch! 🧙♀️✨
⚠️ The Rules of the Witch ⚠️
Employees only beyond this point! The staff room is not for show-and-tell, and we have a strict no photos for customers policy 🤫🫢😉
Happened to be at Marshalls today, browsing through the 2t clothing, and what flows through the rack? This adorable little outfit! Has anyone else boughten their toddler or children Rachel Zoe and how old were they? Loved to hear 😊
Im curious to who else makes clothing for toddlers and children from the real housewives 🤔 Only seems as if Rachel does and the rest do teenage or adult? I could be wrong ..
Stuck on a title for a book.. hoping to get some feed back 🤔
The titles I've written so far are ...
Unseen: Survival, Shame, and the Accident that changed everything.
Unseen: From the silent scars of my past, one Fatal Mistake, and the threats that followed.
• Unseen: From the silent scars of my past to the unthinkable impact and the rage of a city.
Hidden no more: From the silent trauma to the collision that branded me a villan.
Please let me know which one works, any thoughts, rewriting them, or any type of advice would be greatly appreciated 🙂
After 99+ improved baits and enough fast-traveling to make my Pip-Boy smoke, RNGsus officially granted a restraining order and coughed up the goods just to save itself from another hour of my saltiness. Todd Howard clearly just wanted me to just go home... 🙃
P.S. Aren’t they just the cutest things ever? It seriously makes me want an axolotl in real life! 🫠