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Ok. After I watched the Ninth Jedi teaser trailer, we get to see a first glimpse of Nawaam. And man his armor looks pretty unique. And dear lord, now that's a Sith Lord from the future alright.

Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen.

You all know what time it is, court is now in session. Because its time for a Star Wars Trial. And today we are about to review on the most long lived Sith in Star Wars History. The Dragon of the Sith himself. The Sith Order's Final Boss, DARTH KRAYT.

And we got the evidence on deck and ready to be presented. And my God the amount of Star Wars fans are going nuts about this man. And this dude has one of the most telled stories that every Star Wars fans needs to tell the future generations to come. So without further ado...

Exibit A

Alrighty ladies and gentlemen,

Exibit A- Krayt's Origins and his Fall to the Dark Side

Now ladies and gentlemen, we get a full Legends backstory of Darth Krayt. Because this man has gone through straight up hell during his youth. And here are some facts about this man. This motherfucker is a good 185 years old in the Legacy Comics. And this is Legends continuity before Disney took over. So lets explain his backstory.

Example 1- His introduction into the Jedi Order (47BBY - 32BBY)

So this is how it goes. Darth Krayt aka A'Sharad Hett was born on the planet Tatooine. He was the son of Jedi named Sharad Hett who left the Jedi Order and became a part of a Tusken clan and settled down with a Tusken shawty. As a kid this slain a fucking Krayt Dragon in a rite of passage to the Tuskens at the age of 15. Like damn bro, this kid is like Kratos while doing this shit. And when the exploits became well-known, it brought the attention to the Jedi and dispatched Mr. "What about the droid attack on the Wookies", elongated headed ass Jedi Master, Ki-Adi Mundi to see if Sharad's heart was still pure. At the same time a Bounty Hunter Aura Sing was dispathed by Jabba the Hutt's big ugly ass to take care of these savages. So Jabba's Raiders ambushed the Tusken Raider and a skirmish ensues. And Ki-Adi saved A'Sharad's ass but he didnt save Sharad as he was stabbed by Aura Sing. And after Aura killed Sharad and this sent A'Sharad over the edge. As he unleashed his inner dragon, and choke holds this hoe by the neck as he was about to break her neck like a toothpick. But Ki-Adi told A'Sharad to not to give into his rage or he'll become like her. And after a brief moment, he lets Aura Sing skadaddle out of here. As Sharad lay dying, he told his son how proud he was gave A'Sharad his blade. And in his last words to promise Ki-Adi to train A'Sharad to complete his Jedi training.

So Ki-Adi takes A'Sharad to the Jedi Temple on Couruscant. Where A'Sharad felt peace all around him. Theres no wars, no skirmishes, no violence, no raiders, everything has been replaced by the serenity of the Jedi. And A'Sharad is detemined to become a Jedi like his father did. During this time, he came across and met a young Anakin Skywalker, as A'Sharad had found a kindred spirit because Anakin too was also on Tatooine. Its like fates collide with each other.

As A'Sharad faced many Jedi trials to become a Jedi Knight, and while on a mission to protect a Quarren senator, this wierd octopus looking dude, he unfortunatly got sniped by you guessed it, this ponytail haired ass, Aura Sing. As she crossed blades with him, trying to claim his father's saber, and she is taunting A'Sharad like,

Aura- Aye man was good? You know, I reckognize that lightsaber of yours, it was your dad's right? Oh wait, I already killed his ass. Because he was my master too bro. He not to bad, for a fucking savage like you!!! NOW TAKE THIS RED BLADE UP YOUR ASS YOU TUSKEN SON OF A BITCH!!!!

And A'Sharad blocks her atteck and Aura made him fall to the ground. And after hearing what Aura said about his dad, this pissed A'Sharad off the the max. As A'Sharad unleashes his inner dragon again, he lets out a scream and charged at Aura, as he knocked her ass out cold. Bro knock that bitch out with no regret. Bro is like, "Shut the fuck up hoe!!!" Like this dude actually stand up for himself. And man she broke her nose my guy.

So after A'Sharad pulls himself together and witnessed what he had done. He felt ashamed about his actions. He consults to Ki-Adi, that he wished to leave the Jedi Order and return back to Tatooine so that he never hurt anyone ever again. However, this old ass lady named Anya Kuro aka The Dark Woman, and Ki-Adi's master pulled up to A'Sharad and him, that darkness exist in all beings and she offered A'Sharad an alternative to train him along with Ki-Adi to control his inner dragon and guide him to the path of knighthood. And A'Sharad accepted her offer and decided to stat in the Order.

Over the next 10 years, he trained tirelessly 24/7, 7 days a week with Anya and Ki-Adi train him to control his inner dragon. Like this man is deadass determine to become a Jedi Knight as this motherfucker studied, lightsaber train, and mastered the ways of the Force like there was no tomorrow. And with that, A'Sharad became a Jedi Knight. And during this time his inner dragon is still calling him as his knighthood was put to the test as we move into...

Example 2- The Clone Wars (22BBY - 19BBY)

Ah yes. The good old days of the Clone Wars. The galaxy-wide war between the Republic and the Seperatist. Clones vs Droids.

During this one mission he came across Anakin again now fully grown with his mechanical right arm after Count Dooku's old ass cuts his arm off on Geonosis. But during the mission on Jabiim, Obi-Wan Kenobi was critically injured during the battle that put his ass in a coma, and Anakin thought that his master was dead, A'Sharad was sent to assist and guide Anakin, but as Skywalker sees him, he was full of distain and prejudice as his apperence was an insult to him. A'Sharad thought at first that maybe the war has gotten into Anakin or some shit.

And during their mission, his spiked lookin ass Padawan Bhat Juul, was boomed firefight dying in Anakin's arms. And it triggers Anakin's PTSD after he sees his mother got killed by the Tusken Raiders. And while on a mission to take the enemy hideout, Skyguy snaps and begins to attack A'Sharad's Tusken ass. And A'Sharad stopped him and Anakin snapped out of the ginjutsu that he was in. As Anakin to him that was sorry that he did that, and that he told A'Sharad the truth about why all that happened. As he explains the whole story that he slaughtered a Tusken village after what they did to his mother before the Clone Wars started, and Anakin killed every Tusken Raider on that village. And he did not just the men, but also the women and the children too.

Anakin- And I slaughtered them like animals!!!

And A'Sharad was'nt offended by this at all. So after Anakin gives A'Sharad a therapy session, he tells Skyguy that the only thing to do is that they have to work together and the only way to do it is that A'Sharad removed his Tusken mask and revealed to Anakin that physically, he was human.

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Chis Griffin-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?

Yes. Behind that Tusken mask was a human being. And my God, look at this handsome motherfucker with those tatoos. Cosplayers will go nuts if they want to do that. But not permanent ones that for sure. So the too agree. And proceed to their mission as usual. as A'Sharad made promised that he will keep Anakin's secret between them. As he told him, that if he did not come clean,the hate will tear him up inside. And it was his duty as a Jedi to be honest. And after that they become buds, but not friends. Just plain buds.

So as the Clone Wars progressed, A'Sharad became a Jedi Master served as a general at the Siege of Salucamai, fighting along side with other Jedi including Quinlin Vos, Oppo Rancicis, the wierd snake lookin Jedi, the Tweilek shawty Aayla Secura, and Jedi Master K'Kruhk, aka the Wildebeast Yeti lookin Jedi. And yes, if you are wondering, "Wait a minute, aint that guy got killed his fight with Grievous?" Well, he is alive after his encounter with General Grievous. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta play the clip from CJDachamp's video on the 2003 Grievous to give you a little recap.

(2003 General Grievous was the Devil)

CJDachamp- So this wildebeast lookin *****, decided to go in and try to fight him 1 on 1, but Grievous pulls off a crazy move. He blocks his attack, and when old boy try to swing at him again, he dropped his saber, cut him across the middle with his green one, then just slimed this ***** with his other one. Bro boomed that musty ass wildebeast immediately when he was 1v1 with him.

So yeah, that musty ass wildebeast yeti hybrid survived because he was in a comotos stasis which made him heal from his near death injuries. Like that is really crazy that K'Kruhk has a crazy ability to do that. That is why for the StarvWars fans, K'Kruhk was the best long living Jedi in history. But anyways,

During this Siege of Salucami, he was accompanied by another tweilek shawty jedi named Xiaan Emersu. As A'Sharad and Xiaan grew too close thinking that they are going to have a secret releationship probably to clap some Twilek cheeks. But it did not last because during the battle, she sacrificed herself to end the battle. And A'Sahard gave a speech to her.

A'Sharad-

And after Asharad recieved news that Count Dooku was killed by Anakin and Obi Wan is engaging General Grievous on Utapau, he knows that the Clone Wars will be over soon. But not until....

Example 3- Order 66 and the Birth of Darth Krayt (19BBY - 28ABY)

And yes, for all Star Wars fans, we all know that evil coniving ass motherfucker Palpatine issued...

Palpatine- Execute Order 66.

As the Clones who had the inhibitor chips activated, turned on the Jedi generals one by one. So many Jedi Master, Knights, Padawans, even the Younglings. It was a full blown genocide. Even some Jedi had survived Order 66 including Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Ahsoka Tano, Kanan Jarrus, K'Kruhk, Baylan Skoll, Cal Kestis, and so many more, including A'Sharad. As during his scouting mission, when he sensed the Clones has turned on the Jedi, he slices these motherfuckers one by one. And I dont blame the Clones that they do it, they were forced to do it because Palpatine's evil ass put these inhibitor chips in their heads to make them do this.

Then after he escaped Order 66, he decided to return to Tatooine where he becomes a warlord to many Tusken tribes. As he started raiding on it citizens asses and started skirmishes across Tatooine. Yep that is straight up Raiding. Dude is like looting everyone's shit. Until that one day where he and the Raiders went to a moisture farm owned by Owen Lars, A'Sharad sees Obi-Wan from afar, as he too survived Order 66. And also he is protecting the moisture farm, because he was protecting Anakin's son, Luke. Then A'Sharad pulls up to Obi-Wan's ass and they be like,

Obi-Wan- Master Hett. What's good?

A'sharad- Aye, Obi-Wan, the Force be with you man. So you too survived Order 66. I thought I was the last of the Jedi. What brings your trolling ass to Tatooine in the first place?

Obi-Wan- You do A'sharad. You led these Tusken as your warlord. Not something a Jedi should do.

A'Sharad- Man, dont lecture my with that bullshit Obi-Wan. We were great generals in the Clone Wars, warlords for a Republic that turned on our asses to damn near extinction by that old wrinkly ass Palpatine.

Obi-Wan- Look man past mistakes cant justify current ones. The danger is in becoming what younfight it was the trap the Jedi fell into, it was the trap that takes you now. It must stop. You must see it A'Sharad Hett.

A'Sharad- I do not! I was raised into manhood amongst the Tuskens by my father Sharad Hett, the greatest Jedi that ever lived! He taught me to think and act like a Tusken! These are my people! Will these motherfuckers stop slaying more Tuskens? Then let there be blood! Either these fuckers are forced to abandon their land or be buried beneath it!

Obi-Wan- Im afraid I cannot permit that. You were a great Jedi A'Sharad, and the son of a great Jedi. But you have given yourself over to revenge. It ends here.

A'Sharad- Your ass will have a Jedi funeral Kenobi. That I promise.

So after this, both Obi Wan and A'Sharad had a lightsaber duel. As blue and green streams of swinging lightsabers and clashes came at each other. Then Obi-Wan got the High Ground, as he cuts A'Sharad's right arm clean off. Bro gave him the Skywalker treatment. And this man pulls A'Sharad's mask off in front of the Tuskens. As these Tuskens were all like,

Tusken #1- Nah, we aint following this man. He aint no Tusken, His disgracful bastard got his ass beaten up by a Jedi.

Tusken #2- Yeah, lets ditch this fraud ass.

After A'Sharad disgraced the entire Tusken clan. After being embarassed and humiliated, he begs Obi-Wan to take his life. But Obi-Wan refused and tell him.

Obi-Wan- You can no longer stay on Tatooine. The Tuskens wer once your people, but so were the Jedi. You have forgotten our ways.

So after his confrontation with Obi-Wan, he went on to became a Bounty Hunter and during his Bounty Hunter missions where he is dealing with this one random ass criminal on the planet Korriban (or Morriband if you want to call it). As he pursuits him and beheads this punk. Lord have mercy, that is straight up murder right off the bat. So after his hunt, he hears a whisper from inside a cave, where he founds an ancient Sith Holocron from this one ancient Sith named Xoxaan, one one the ancient Dark Jedi exiles who arrived on Korriban following the Hundred Year Darkness. And A'Sharad want to learn more about the Dark Side of the Force and the Sith. And during his time, he learned that Anakin has become Darth Vader. And he wanted to take revenge on Vader and Palpatine. As he begins to learn the ways of the Sith.

But when he emerged, its revealed that A'Sharad had spent 20 years in the catacombs, and that both Vader and Palpatine where both defeated by Luke Skywalker and the Rebel Alliance. And Asharad felt hopless and feeling lost, he made his way to the Unkown Regions determine to loose himself. But his ass get pulled up and captured by the Yuzhon Vong. And they were doing grotesque expirimantation to this man as this man was in intense agony. Then we get to see Vergere, this wierd dinasaur lookin motherfucker. As she revealed to ASharad, the nature of the Yuzhon Vong that had imprisoned him and begins to instructs him more about the ways of the Dark Side.

And my God these Yuzhon Vong bastards put this motherfucker in severe amount of torment, pain, agony and unimaginable tourture in existance.They replaced his left eye with a Yuzhon Vong creature and his mechanical right arm with organic limb and he had Yorrik Coral all over his entire body. A'Sharad rage is burning him entirely. His inner dragon is consuming him from the inside. However as instead of submitting to the dragon, A'Sharad became the dragon. As he opened his mind to the Dark Side and embraced it. As A'Sharad became a being of pure darkness. And he recieved a Force vision of the future where he leads a massive army of Sith crushing all of his enemies who dare opposed him. And A'Sharad swore that he will ise his Dark Side powers to rebyild the Sith and destroy the New Republic and the New Jedi Order. And Asharad used the Dark Side, blasting these ugly Yuzhon Vong bastards with Sith lightning and made his escape blowing the Vong ship killing everyone including Vergere. And A'Sharad returned to Korriban as the new proclaimed Sith Lord, he begins to rebuild the Sith Order in his own image. Proclaiming that A'Sharad Hett had died on that ship, and Darth Krayt was born.

Mass Murder(2×)

Murder(2x)

Attepted Murder(3×)

Raiding

Exibit B

Alright ladies and gentlemen,

Exibit B- The One Sith Empire

Now, we are in the post Return of the Jedi or post Rise of Skywalker era but this is considered Legends Continuity. We see Darth Krayt with his Yorikk koral, dragon like suit all over his body and a dragon like skull with horns as a mask. My God, this is the most iconic costume that every cosplayer wants. Also they actually made a Darth Krayt figure. And LEGO please make this motherfucker a minifigure for the fans. I mean the fanbase wanted a Darth Krayt product from Black Series if they manage to make Krayt as a figure (Black Series make the fucking call please)

But anyways, while Darth Krayt is rebuilding his new Sith Order, he abolished Darth Bane's Rule of 2, where there can be a Master and an Apprentice. In Krayt's new Sith Order called The One Sith, there can only be 1, and that is the Sith Order itself. As the years go by his health is starting to degrade, as the Vong implant started to affect his body from the inside out, and on top of that, his natural lifespan extends far longer than a human. And the one thing is, how this motherfucker managed to live and become a 184 year old man? Like the man is like Stinkmeaner. The Dark Side corrupts him everyday. As we get an explaination that Krayt sealed himself in stasis in order to keep him alive until a cure can be found.

And during these times he was accompanied by a family of long-horned ass Chaggrian Sith Lords each of them who carried Krayt's trust. And took on the family name Wyyrlok. As in this one elongated horned-ass Sith Lord, Darth Wyyrlok III. Along side where his other Sith minions, this one gothic ass Sith named Darth Nihl, a sexy Twillek shawty, Darth Talon, (Which is not Devon from Maul: Shadow Lord) and there are more Sith Lords at his side. As this motherfucker has waited in the shadows building his Sith Army for the next 100 years to one day take over the galaxy, just like Palpatine did when he made his Sith Eternal back when the senete himself was a clone.

So in 130ABY Krayt's Sith Order emerged and they started to attack the Jedi Temple on Ossus led by Luke Skywalker's ascendets Cole Skywalker and his son Cade Skywalker. As Darth Nihl murked his father while Cade and the other Jedi escaped. And while all this is happening, his One Sith toppled the Galactic Allience, and took over the Fel Empire (which is not like the Galactic Empire from before) led by Emperor Roan Fel, Krayt and his Sith miniors cut down most of the Imperial Knights including Fel and Darth Krayt take the throne and proclaims himself Emperor.

Holy shit, that is straight up usurpation there.

And over the next 7 years. He ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist causing more heinous atrocities. And those atrocities are on Krayts head. Like this motherfucker was a straight up Sith tyrant.

As his heath is starting to deteriorate him, he told Wyyrlock that he has a decade or 2 left before his body finally succumbed to his death. And didnt want to see his Empire die with him. So he went back to Korraban to open a tomb and activate the holocon where he spoke to past Sith Lords Darth Andeddu Darth Nihilus and Darth Bane.

Bane- You dumb Sith fraud. Havent you learn the true law of the Sith? There can only be 2 Sith, a master and an apprentice.

Krayt- Man shut your ass up. I am a true Sith. Inrebuoldnthe Sith Order my way. I dont need to listen to your Joker sounding ass.

And Bane uses the Force to turn Krayts armor and he embraced the pain. Telling him.tjat he aint no fraud. He is a true Sith. Like bro just ate the pain and shut tje fraud allefations up real quick. And Mr. Bane, I think you owe hom an apology. Just sign tjis apology form and turn it in.

So Krayt discovers that Cade Skywalker was alive and Krayt learn if that last name as it was the same last name that Anakin have 140 years ago. And Cade on the other hand, over those 7 years, he was a boumty hunter and was addicted to deathsticks. (DONT DO DRUGS KIDS) Bit over time he quits using those deathsticks and rethink his life.

So Cade's presence brought the attention to Krayt as Cade posesses a uniquie ass force ability to heal the most grievous of wounds. So Krayt thinking that his force powers can heal and cure his Vong illness, as he captured him and convince him turn to the Dark Side with some good ol' fashion Talk no Jutsu.

Krayt- Cade, join me. Join the Sith. You can help me heal my illness and become a true Sith like your ancestor Anakin once did.

And unfortunatly Cade was like,

Cade- Yeah no dude. I aint joining you Sith Order man. Im here to rescue my Jedi friend here and like get out of here man.

So Krayt straight up murdered this Jedi named Hosk whom Cade tried to rescue, and Cade was furious at this motherfucker. Then Cade calls his green lightsaber and stabs Talon through the chest wounding her. Then Nihl began to jump on him and a lightsaber duel starts. And Cade got the upperhand and cuts Nihl's arm off. The Cade turns on Krayt and the two were duking it out as Cade blocks Kray's strikes while Krayt taunting him anout the Skywalker past. And before Krayt deals a fatal blow to him. Cade's mom pulled up and blast the window in front of Krayt. And Cade Blue Skadooed out the window making his escape. And Krayt is pissed off that his chance for a cure slipped in his grasp. And he shoughted at Wyyrlok III,

Krayt- FIND HIM!!!

Wyyrlok- Woah! Chill the fuck out dude!!!! That was really right at my face!!! You dont want to end up with a heart attack.

Krayt- Yeah you right. Im sorry about that. Skywalker's stoner ass will one day cross over the Dark Side and vure my Vong illness. Having him within our Empire and as part of our Sith Order will shake our enemies to the core just like Anakin did 150 years ago.

And after this incident. He is about to make his horrible atrocity. He pulled up to Mon Cala and began to sytematicly eradicating the Mon Calamari into near extinction. Oh lord have fucking mercy. That is straight up genocide. the Empire is turning the Mon Calamari into sushi.

But Krayt recieve news that he has found second chance as the ancient Jedi Celeste Morne who is posessed by the ancient Sith Karnas Murr, who had offered to heal Krayt. So Krayt and his followers went to Had Abaddon to meet Muur. Once they met each other, Krayt demand Murr to heal him. But it turns out,

Admiral Ackbar- ITS A TRAP!!!

As Cade and his friends including the Jedi and Imperial Knights pulled up and started battling the Sith out with their lightsabers. The battle was long and fierce and Krayt and Murr were at a standoff in a heated battle with Force lightning. And during this standoff, Krayt's ass got stabbed by the former Jedi Azzlin Raye leaving him vunerable to Murr's onslaught. And Krayt got blasted woth force lightning and got his ass flung over a cliff. But he used a force bubble to protect himself saving his own life.

And then Wyyrlock approached him, thinking that it was his master's corpse, he decide to betray him and this long-horned ass motherfucker blast the shit out of Krayt with his force lightning and Krayt was presumed dead. Damn, this horned bastard straight up betrayed him. And he puts krayt in a stasis chamber as his prison. But little did Wyyrlok known that it takes more then death to stop Darth Krayt.

Mass Murder(3x)

Genocide

Murder

Attempted Murder

Usurpation

Regicide

Exibit C-

Alrighty ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our final exibit.

Exibit C- Krayt's Ressurection

So after Wyyrlok's long horned ass betrayed Krayt, as he was in a stasis prison for a whole ass year, while he believed to be dead, he taps into the dark side by using his own force heal on himself clawing his way back from the dead destroying the Yuzhon Vong illness and he was cured from it. Thus ressurecting himself in his reborn form. Now astonishing a new look. With black tunic, and red shoulder pads with spikes on them. This is one of my favorite right here. (Black Seires, LEGO please make these figures happen!!!!)

So after Krayt escaped from his stasis prison, Talon and Nihl brought him back to Korriban where it was revealed that they were creating an army of Sith Troopers loyaly to him. Like holy shit man. These motherfuckers are doing some inhumane expirimentations. Like look at these poor souls in tubes. Its like Starkiller being in a cloning facility in The Force Unleashed 2.

As Krayt finally been healed, this motherfucker has grown 10 times stronger. Jis powers had surpassed ever past sith lord from the old republic to the present. As he calls out to every Sith in the galaxy tjat he had retirned. And he marched into.the Sith Temple on Coruscant, he pulled up to Wyyrlok's big horned ass and started fighting with his Red Lightsaber and his other green lightsaber that he wield back in the Clone Wars. As the Sith Lords clashed they were blasting lightning, throwing each other with rocks and shit Then Krayt got the upper hand and stabbed this motherfucker to the chest with his two sabers, killing him. So after Krayt slain Wyyrlok III, he reclaimed his place back to the Imperial throne.

As he proceeds to set his sights on Cade again. And this lead to his finql battle, The Battle of Coruscant not like.the Siege of Coruscant in the Clone Wars. So the Jedi, The Galactic Alliance, The Fel Empire pulled up Coruscant and an massive lightsaber battle.between.The Jedi and Imperial Knight vs the Sith.

Krayt pulls up to Cade battling his ass and tells him,

Krayt- After I destroy the Jedi Order, I will be taking your body so that I can be immortal.

So Cade realized his destiny as he is a Jedi like his ancestors before him. As he was like,

Cade- Fuck you, old man!!! I am a Jedi!!!!

So he jumps onto Krayt and stabbed this old fuck to the chest to death. Then Cade took his body to a ship and decide to cremated this motherfucker to a the sun before his spirit will transfer into Cade's body. As he was planning to be cremated into the sun with him. But Luke's Force ghost appeared to Cade telling him that his destiny did not want to end here.

So as the ship flew into the sun, Cade escapes the shift drifting into space as Krayt's entire body was cremated in the sun finally putting an end to this motherfucker for good.

And in the aftermath, Darth Nihl take the mantle of Dark Lord of the Sith and make the other Sith into hiding and never reveal themselves to the public eye. As the Jedinand the Fel Empire took back the Republic from the One Sith Emipre. And renaming it the Galactic Federation Triumvirate. Darth Krayt legacy ended the same way it began umder the blaze of the raging sun.

Mass Murder

Murder

Attempted Murder

Usurpation

Unethical Expirimentation

THE VERDICT!!!!

And ladies and gentlemen, after seeing the entire Legacy Comic series with all the atrocities commited by Darth Krayt, that is an Academy Award Winning Roundtable pass with streams of red and green sabers waving. This man deserves to be in Elite Corps. of menaces. And his story will be forever be told for many years to come. And he will be remembered as the Sith Order's Final Boss. Finally closing the chapter of the Sith for good.

Or so we thought.

The Sith's story is not over yet. As in the far distant future. A new Sith Lord has emerged.

As of the day im making this post. We just got a confirmation that Star Wars Visions Presents: The Ninth Jedi is about to release a first look atEpisode 1 in Anime Expo on July 2nd 2026. IM SO EXCITED!!!!

(Dear Kenji Kamiyama, please announce the release date for the Ninth Jedi series on Disney+. Please make the call!!!)

And I also heard that The Ninth Jedi takes place 1000 years after the event of the Rise of Skywalker. Which is 1035 ABY. And we are about to get another new main villain named Nawaam in The Ninth Jedi. Which means that the Sith story is not over yet. So I am planning to make a post on him in the future this Summer. So until next time.

Alright ladies and gentlemen we got an Emergency Trial!!!!! Amd this one is going to be a Mini Trial. This was never planed at all. Im actually working on a special post. But it is come to my attantion, that this character is the most requested character that needs to be on Trial. And to the American Dad fans, we are talking about a man. A man who's name is the name everyone should fear,

Stelio Kontos

And my God I am not gonna let this motherfucker slide under the radar. Now the evidence is on deck and ready to be presented, so without further ado...

EXIBIT S

Alrighty ladies and gentlemen I present to this special...

Exibit S- Stelio Kontos- The King of Belt to Ass

So after Steve's ass get jumped by some a bully, which literally Stan trying to teach his son to stand up for himself while being a bully himself in disguise. And he told Steve that he had a bully once. Yep. This big hunk of a lunk looking motherfucker is what he is talking about.

Stelio Kontos

As he was as mean as he was Greek. He made Stan life a living hell as he bullied him for lunch money. He tormented him as this dude spits in Stans mouth, fucking gross man. And one time, he made him keep a live ass bat in his underpants all day, he gave him ass rabies. Holy shit man, Stan needs to get a rabies shot after this. It was so bad that his behind was froathing like a capachino. ☕️

And Stan pulled up at his son at school, mocking the shit out of his son. Like dude this is just flat out disrespectful mocking your son in front of his friends and other student. Like this shit was stupid. He was trying to be like Yujiro or some shit. So after Stan mocks his son in front of the whole school, we see stan get hit with a sucker punch with a left hook out of nowhere. And when Stan looks up, he sees that this man is non other the his childhood bully himself.

Stan- Stelio Kontos!!!!

And just look at this man bro. A big muscular Greecian motherfucker, wearing a Klinko's copy store uniform, with long black hair and fair ass, olive skin. Oh I cannot forget, his theme song really slaps anytime he appears and walks into anybody. I wholey understand why Stelio became a meme and broke the internet dude.

So Stelio takes off his apron and roled up his sleeves uses his upper body strength, picks up Stan by the shirt then he threw his ass to a row of 3 bikes. And oh dear lord, Stan is going to have major back pain after his ass whooping. Then Steve tells his dad that he found him on Facebook and got him thinking, why do he care how he get those oranges up the stairs. Like what are the oranges for anyway? He can pay someone to bring them up for him. As Steve hires Stelio to kick his father's ass.

Then Stelio bull rushes stan like a raging bull, then he bitch slap this man with a right hook making him spin like a beyblade. Then Stan got pushed by 4 other dudes and falls right in front of Stelio's shoes. And this motherfucker picks him by the shirt again, grabs him by the neck and put his ass to a tether ball pole the Stelio, plays with the tether ball as the string is strangling Stan by the neck. Then stan was like,

Stan- No, your not doing it yourself Steve. So it doesnt count.

So Steve was peeling the orange a tells him,

Steve- Oh really, sure looked like it counts to me old man.

And look at Stellio bro, he was ramming the back of stan's head to the pole over and over and over and over again.

And bro Steve was literally standing there while eating the orange not giving a shit about what is happening here.

Steve- You know what dad, tell me when you feel Ive gotten those oranges up the stairs, ok old man?

Then Stelio punches Stan and drags his ass to a metal slide and uses Stan's body as a slede rode and slide his ass down the hot metal slide and lands in the sand. Like shit dude, Stan is going to has some major burns while sliding down a burning hot slide man.

So Stelio grabs him by the shirt again and drags him to this Merry Go Round, then uses his belt to restrain his hands then he starts spinning that bitch while giving this man puches, kicks, elbows and Pocket Sand to his face. Like this man has literally put belt to ass on Stan like he was a lage piece of fresh meat.

Then he pommeled his ass to the ground and he picks up a shovel, then he start digging a hole on the ground right next to tje spring ridder and puts Stan in the hole, then uses the spring ridder as it was hitting him multiple time over and over again and look at Stan's face bro, he's got 2 black eyes, a bloody nose, a bloody lip and he receive a nasty ass cut in the middle of his face. And Stelio was taunting his ass as Stan looked away in fear at this dude.

And this dude just ran off the school campus as Stan thinking that it was all over but nope. This motherfucker ran up picking up so much speed, running at him like a prime Ray Louis, and my God, this man has made a God of War montage, as this dude Stelio made a slow motion jump from the heavens with his hands clutching together then he slams this motherfucker's noggin!!!!! Oh dear lord he made Stan into a whack-a-mole.

Then Stan is asking Stelio for forgivness as Stelio is about to curve stomp this motherfucker. And after this he had enough. As he puts back his apron and walks up to this girl and turns the radio off as he casually walks off returning back to his job as usual. Like holy shit man. This man has no mercy at all.

Charges:

Abuse

Assault and battery

Grievous bodily harm

Theft

Torture

Harassment

In conclusion

And ladies and gentlemen that is our shortest Exibit I've ever made. Stelio Kantos has made an instant Roundtable pass of all time. Certified Black Air Force approved. Like, if someone trys to bully someone, call him up, Because his hands are Rated E for Everyone. So yeah that is it for this post and hope you all enjoyed it. And Im still working on future posts. So until next time. Ta-ta for now.

New Shen Gong Wu alert. Straight from the Xiaolin Wiki.

This is the Scythe of Stars.

The scythe has the ability to alter the very fabric of reality, as seen when Chase used it to cut apart the environment around him.

Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to my take on Fraud Watch. As I did on my previous post on Hank Huckerdoo from SML, and I just saw that latest SML video The Secret Door 2, and guess what, HIS OVERPRIVLIDGED ASS WAS IN THE GODDAMN VIDEO!!!!! Is this what we get in SML for 10 Million subscribers? Really?

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!

So in order to express my rage to an atomic bomb point, Im gonna do another rant post. To express my anger in this motherfucker!!!!! But today we are going to talk about another most hated character. I know there is alot of most hated cartoon characters, and this post is another Star Wars post. Because there is this one character specificly that makes the Star Wars fandom's blood boil. And todays character is going to be the most hated Jedi in the Clone Wars, Pong Krell. And yes, I wanted to do a rant post on this man and i have the reciepts to prove why people gate this dude. So without further ado...

LETS GET THIS FRAUD WATCH STARTED!!!!

FRAUD WATCH

Meet Pong Krell, the most hated Jedi in Star Wars histoy. A Jedi that is so despised in the Star Wars Fandom for doing some heinous ass shit. And let me be clear, Im putting straight facts on him. Pong Krell was a traitor to the Galactic Republic!!! No. Not just the Republic, he is a traitor to the whole Jedi Order!!!! As he claims to be the best general in the Clone Wars. Um I think the fuck not!!!! This four arm bastard has done the most hated shit a character has ever done. And you want to see the proof. I got the reciepts right here. Starting off with,

Reciept 1- The Battle of Umbara (20BBY)

Now to some people who watched the Clone Wars, this is a pretty good one. Because we are talking about the toughest battles in the Clone Wars history. So here how it went down.

So on the Second Year of the Clone Wars, the planet Umbara and its native Umbaran people were loyal to the Galactic Republic, being represented in the Galactic Senate by Senator Mee Deechi, a militarist politician who supported expansions for the Grand Army of the Republic. At the start of 20 BBY, Deechi was murdered by a fellow politician, Representative Lolo Purs, who sought to cover her tracks as the culprit of the poisoning of Senator Onaconda Farr. The Umbarans subsequently withdrew their support of the Republic and allied themselves with the Confederacy of Independent Systems, bringing their advanced combat technology to the Separatists. Because the Confederacy began tightening their grip over important supply routes, the Republic and the Jedi Order in retaliation launched a campaign to retake the Umbara system.

So the Rebulic pull up to Umbara which leads to a space battle led by Ahsoka Tano and Barriss Offee take to space to fend off the Umbaran fighters in order to clear a path for a ground invasion. While in space while the Jedi are fighting of these clankers and what does Pong Krell do while in space?

ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!!!

And also, this next scene is like D-Day in the Clone Wars, because this is the hardest battles in Star Wars history.

The Rebublic started a ground invasion by the 501st Legion led by Anakin Skywalker and my glorious boy Captain Rex, and the 212th Attack Batallion led by Obi-Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody. Look at this battle bro. There AT-RT walkers running at the Umbarans, Clones caught in the crossfire and Anakin being a major league Jedi badass blocking blaster bolts at the Umbarans asses. And Rex, man I fucking love Rex and the 501st. He is in battle fighting with 2 DC-17 pistols. Rex is such fucking badass bro. He's my hero!!!!

And after the fire fight we get to see the Besalisk 4 armed Jedi bastard Pong Krell. Krell then met up with Anakin, and told him that he was being recalled to Coruscant at the request of both Palpatine and the Jedi Council while Krell was given command of the 501st Legion. Which did not go well st all because we are heading to,

Reciept 2- The Mistreatment of the Clones

This motherfucker is very xenophobic and very racist to the Clone. Because he did not like those Clone Troopers not even a single bit. In his words a good Clone Trooper is a dead Clone Trooper to him. Like he view these dudes like droids. And Krell informs the 501st,

Krell- Alright Clones listen the fuck up. We are going to take the Umbaran capitol by any means nesccesary. And we are going to do this by the book. Oh, I almost forgot, I dont give a shit about your asses geting killed. 😐😐😐😐😐😐

Krell then led the 501st to the outskirts of the capital. Krell—against the concerns of Captain Rex, who Krell also continuously referred to by his number of CT-7567 instead of his chosen name. Like dude you can call your own men by their name but reffered them as numbers? Jesus Christ WHO DID THIS GUY GETS THIS JOB??? So the 501st decided to attack the city by going along the main road instead of flanking the capital.

And Krell had a beef with my boy Rex through out the march. However, Rex and his troopers were forced to retreat away from the capital much to Krell's chagrin. But Krell's being a nitpicking asshole to Rex saying,

Krell- CT-7567, do you have a fucking malfuction in your design? You pulled your forced to.the capital city. The enemy now has control of tjis damn root. This entire operation has been compromised BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING FAILURE!!!

And Fives tries to break it up but krell pulls out his green lightsaber and threatens him

Krell- ARC-5555 Stand your ass down and stay of of this before I cut your fucking head cut off.

Fives- uhhh... Sir yes sir.

Krell and his forces then held their ground against the militia and their Umbaran starfighters. Krell was then contacted by Kenobi, who told them that an airbase was re-supplying the capital. Krell and the 501st were tasked to take the airbase. As the 501st approached the outskirts of the airbase, Krell sent Rex and the battalion through a ravine to take the airfield. Despite Rex's and his troopers' objections, they went into the ravine. However, they came under heavy attack by the Militia's tanks and mobile heavy cannons. Krell refused to let Rex and the battalion retreat or to send them reinforcements. After the clones took the airbase, despite heavy casualties, Krell objected to allowing the clones use stolen enemy Umbaran ships to attack a Separatist supply ship. Instead, he ordered the troopers to march directly into range of enemy missile fire. And after the skirishes Krell lecture him about being a good leader one day, we see Rex clentching his fist knowing that my boy is pissed off by this bossy ass dude.

Rather than face certain death by following orders, several troopers including Fives, Jesse and Hardcase secretly used the stolen ships anyway and successfully destroyed the supply ships, supporting Kenobi's attack on the Umbaran capital city wjile Hardcase sacroficed his life to let Fives and Jesse escape.

Krell still had the soldiers who disobeyed orders locked in the brig, intending to have them court-martialed and then executed. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Rex later visited Krell to plead that Jesse and Fives not be court-martialed. Krell was convinced that court-martialing them would be a waste of time, only to then horrify Rex by ordering Jesse and Fives to be immediately executed. 😲😲😲😲😲

(IS THIS ***** SERIOUS!?!?)

Reciept 3- Making the 501st open Friendly Fire on the 212th

So after the troopers refused to go through with the execution. Krell told the clones that enemy soldiers had "stolen" Republic weapons and armor and ordered them into battle. During the fight, we see Rex uncovered the Clone helmet and it turns out, there were clones. (WHAT THE FUCK!?!?)

And Rex was fucking shooked. As he runs into the firing line yelling to the other that they are shooting at their own men. And 212th stopped firing. and you can see the expression and shock at the Clones faces, learning about what have they done. Oh my god the casualties are so brutal. and man we lost a brave soldier, Waxer. now for those who dont know who Waxer is, he was in the Ryloth campaign back in Season 1. And Waxer in his last dying words told Rex,

Waxer- It... It was General Krell. He sent us to these coordinates to stop the enemy. We thought they were wearing our armor, but it was... you."

Holy shit, Pong Krell is by far the most evil son of a bitch in the history of this arc. THIS IS WHY THIS FOUR ARMED BASTARD SHOULD BE REMOVED!!!! I mean you literally substitute a whole Clone Legion, give them the harshest treatment possible and then you ordered your own men to attack their own men!!!! You arrogant bitch!!! Oh my God Palpatine, why the fuck did you order Anakin back to Couruscant? If Skywalker sees this, he is not gonna be happy with Krell and just take him on himself on a lightsaber duel and Anakin wins.

The clones discovered that this motherfucker Krell had lied and had ordered the 212th and 501st, unbeknownst to both forces, to attack each other. Like Krell you heartless dickhead!!!!

Then Rex realized that Krell had intentionally orchestrated the deaths of countless Clone Troopers and organized the surviving clones to arrest this bastard.

And now ladies and gentlemen, we have reached my last and final reciept on why Star Wars fans hate this motherfucker, and why he is the biggest fraud in the Umbara Arc.

Reciept 4- Krell's betrayal

The combined forces of the 212th and 501st entered the command center under the leadership of Captain Rex and trained their weapons on General Krell.

Rex informed the traitorous Krell that he was being relieved of duty. Krell turned to face the captain and calmly remarked that Rex,

Krell- Its treason then.

Then Rex drew his pistols and ordered Krell to surrender and demanded to know the reasoning behind Krell's actions. Krell feigned ignorance before beginning to mock the captain, acting surprised that a clone was capable of discerning his scheme.

As the clones drew nearer, Krell used his four arms to Force push, knocking all of his assailants off their feet. Krell drew both of his lightsabers and expressed his anger,

Pong Krell- Oh, you motherfuckers dare atack a Jedi, huh!!!!!

The Jedi then began deflecting the incoming blaster fire while simultaneously cutting through the clones one by one.

He took a brief reprieve from his slaughter to tell Rex,

Pong Krell- I will not be undermined by creatures bred in some damn laboratory!!!!

So this scumbag Jedi Krell. Bloo skadooed immedietly. Smashing through the window, Krell safely landed on the ground below the command tower where he was faced by even more clones. Krell proceeded to make quick work of the clones surrounding him before making a break for the Umbaran wilderness. As more and more clones fired at him, Krell used a Force push to stun them all, allowing him to escape the airbase.

The clones, led by Rex, followed Krell into the jungle where he was awaiting their arrival. The general began massacring isolated groups of soldiers who were searching for him, hoping to divide and conquer the clone forces. While slaughtering one group, Krell noticed Fives watching him from a distance. Krell made his way to the group and began taunting Rex from the shadows. He informed the captain that he should have listened to Fives from the beginning, as he had been using the clones all along. And man, this is like a straight up Vietnam War PTSD moment for the Clones.

Krell then jumped down from the trees onto a batch of five clones, laughing as he revealed himself.

Krell- YOU WERE ALL BEEN MY PAWNS!!

Once again he began deflecting their blaster fire while killing the clones. Supremely confident, Krell put his Lighstabers away and began fighting the clones barehanded, picking one clone up and breaking their back over his knee. Ooooh God man that Clone whole ass back was broken, spinal cord easily snapped. Like this is way even worse then the 2003 Grievous slaughtering the Clone in the Tartakovsky Clone Wars.

Eventually, the Clone Trooper Tup called out to the general,

Tup- Hey you ugly son of a bitch!!! Come and get me!!!

Krell, not noticing the trap being laid down for him, ran at the clone with murderous intent. As he lunged at Tup's ass, a native vixus grabbed Krell with its tentacles. Although Krell was able to free himself from the creature, he was caught off guard and stunned by Tup. With the general unconscious, the clones were able to cuff Krell and take him into custody. After capturing him, the Clones placed Krell in a holding cell in the airbase. Its time for this lying ass Jedi Fraud to be exposed.

When Rex, Tup, Jesse, and Fives entered the cell block, Krell snarled at them in discontent. Rex approached Krell's cell and demanded to know the general's reasoning for killing his own soldiers. Krell told Rex

Pong Krell- I had simply done so because you weak ass Clones were inferior and trash, and I wanted to prove it.

Rex expressed anger that a Jedi like Krell would do such a thing.

Krell corrected Rex, telling the him that he was no longer naïve enough to be a Jedi. He informed Rex and the gathered clones that he had foreseen the rise of a new power meaning the rise of the Galactic Empire. Krell boasted that he would rule as part of the Empire that would inevitably replace the Republic.

Rex accused the general of serving the Separatist Alliance, only to be reassured by Krell that he served only himself, but that he would soon follow a new master, Count Dooku. This piece of shit has been working for Count Dooku, this elongated headed ass old man.

Krell believed that once he escaped prison and pushed the Republic forces from Umbara, Dooku would reward him by making the general his new Sith apprentice. Yeah, we see Dooku had a few apprentices like Asajj Ventress and Savage Opress. Like bro if Krell was Dooku's apprentice, the holy shit, the Republic would have been fucked.

Krell was interrupted by Dogma, the only clone who had remained loyal to him and had subsequently been imprisoned in the cell next to Krell. Dogma expressed his disappointment in the general, asking Krell how he could betray his loyalty and trust. Pong merely insulted Dogma, stating that he relied on blind loyalty like his to make his plans work. Rex told Krell that he would never escape and he would never rise to power. Krell noted that Rex would never learn, as he knew the Umbarans would soon retake the airbase and free him. Krell then began meditating and the clones proceeded to leave.

Sometime later, Rex, Jesse, and Fives returned and released Dogma from his cell. Rex told Krell to turn around and step towards the wall as he drew his pistol, intending to execute the traitorous general. Krell complied with Rex's commands and Jesse opened the door to Krell's cell. Rex ordered Krell to get on his knees. Initially, Krell simply taunted the captain until Rex reiterated the order, at which point the general laid down on his knees.

The traitorous Jedi once again taunted Rex, asking the captain how power over him felt. Krell told Rex that he could sense his fear, wondering why the clone couldn't bring himself to kill him. Eventually, Rex lowered his weapon as he didn't have the resolve to execute his commanding officer.

And you can tell by the look, that Rex didnt have the balls to shoot a Jedi general, as it was forshadowing on what is about to happen in Season 7 when Order 66 is activated in the future. If this is suppoesed to be the fear that he did not want to kill a Jedi. Then no wonder why he resisted the inhibitor chip temporary to save Ahsoka.

As Krell began to respond to Rex's weakness, his ass was shot in the back by Dogma.

Dogma had seized Fives' blaster and shot this motherfucker Krell dead. Dogma insisted he had to shoot Krell for his treasonous deeds. Afterwards, Dogma himself was taken into Republic custody for killing an officer, but as he was led away, Rex gave him a reassuring nod to let him know that he did the right thing.

And that is it for this Star Wars Fraud Watch post. And I you you learn something and understand, why this fraud is hated in Star Wars. And Palpatine, when Anakin gets informed about what happen in Umbara, you got some explaining to do you sneaky bastard. This man Pong Krell will be remembered as the Jedi Order's biggest fraud. And to this day he will always be the most hated Jedi in the galaxy

Alright, ladies and gentlemen l, welcome to my own take on THE FORBIDDEN FILES. Unlike CJDachamp's General Grievous video, these are not Trials, these are files and cases of characters who quite honestly dont even need a Trail. In my take, I would put any cartoon characters from any media in a tier called the Forbidden Tier. And it was strictly reserved for Legends of the Game. And today's character that will be starting off with a Disney villain that is so disgustingly terrefying, that this dude nearly got Disney bankrupt with this movie and never mentioned it again. And that villain is non other then The Horned King from Disney's The Black Cauldron. This Skeletor looking ass motherfucker from The Black Cauldron back in 1985 was the devil of Disney animation. Like some people say that Frollo was the most evil villain in history but The Horned King was way worse before Frollo even existed back then. This dude is like a walking skeleton sorcerror. Like he looks like Disney used Super Polymerization to fuse Maleficent, Skeletor and Palpatine and turned them into this. Like this dude is extremely scary even Disney made this movie the first PG rating in Disney history. Like facts bro. Based on people who have seen this movie, they walked out in fear and gave children nightmares. The motherfucker has staight up got to go!!! And let me give you all a warning before we get into this post, if you have never seen The Black Cauldron the 1985 film, then, woah!!! You in for a haunted hayride. Lets not waist anymore time. Without further ado...

THE FORBIDDEN FILES

Alright ladies and gentlemen,

Case 1- Kidnapping Hen Wen and Taran

Now this case right here is on record might be the Horned King's first ever debut in Disney history. So this is how it went down.

We start of with Taran, the assistant pig keeper under this Wizard named Dallben. But Taran was always love to daydream about going out on adventures, fighting wars, saving damsels in distress and all that shit.

but anyways while Taran giving this pig Hen wen a bath. And when she is relaxed, we see her starting tweeking out and all that shit. As Taran tries to calm her down, but hen wen was having a panic attack, and Dallben was like,

Dalben: Aye Taran, what the hell is going on boy?

Taran: I dont know!!! Theres something wrong with Hen wen!!!

Dalben: Da Fuck!?!?! Quickly lad, bring her ass inside!!!

So Taran brings Hen Wen to Dalben and then he uses her powers to see whats going on with Hen Wen. So Hen Wen revealed to Taran about the Horned King and he was searching for the Black Cauldron. So how does this Black Cauldron so important you may ask?

Well Legend says in the land of Prydain. There was a king that was so cruel and damn evil that even the gods feared him. Since no prison could hold this man, his body was thrown alive in a crucible of molten iron. And there, his spirit was captured in a form of a great Black Cauldron. For centuries the Black Cauldron laid hidden while evil men searched for. Knowing who ever poseses the Black Cauldron will have the power to resserect an army of deathless warriors and with them will rule the world, and destroy it.

So Dalban explains to Taran abouth the black cauldron, we sees that this motherfucker is searching for Hen Wen. So Dallben tells Taran the he must leave immedietly. Then take Hen Wen to a hidden cottage at the edge of the Forbidden Forrest, and hide here until Dallben came for him. Because only him who knows the secret of Hen Wen's power and now the Horned King has discovered it and they mist make sure to never uses her to find the Black Cauldron.

but Taran was like,

Taran- Im not afraid of this old raggady motherfucker.

Like Bro, be for real. You aint afraid of rhe Horned King? Like dude your literally 14yrs old and all you do is daydream about being a great warrior one day and shit. Like you dumbass!!! Havent you hear what Dalben said? Let me give you an example. Role the clip!!!

Taran- Im not afraid of the Horned King.

Dalben- Then you are very foolish lad. Untried courage is no match for his evil. Just remember that.

And this scene is like the same concept for Oliver in Invincible when he went to Thragg not listening to his dad.

Now lets continue.

the next scene, we get to see the Horned King's castle as we get see a glimpse of the Horned King while entering a room full of skeletal corpses, as he waits desperatly for the revelation of the Black Cauldron. This man went on a monologe with his very demonic voice,

Horned King- Oh, yes. Yes, my soldiers. Soon the Black Cauldron will be mine. Its evil power will course through my veins. And I shall make you cauldron born. Yes, yes! Oh yes! Then, you will worship ME!!!! Me. Oh my soldiers, how long i've thirsted to be a god... among mortal men.

Like holy fuck man. Like this man is way too scary while watching this scene. So after his monologe, we went back to Taran walking Hen Wen to the forest, and while he stopped at a watering hole, he began to daydream as a heroic Knight, and Taran's dumbass loses Hen Wen. Like bro are you that dumb? So Taran went into the forest to find Hen Wen. and when Taran pulls out an apple, he gets jummped and came across Gurgi, this wierd Shaggy dog lookin ass creature. He then take the apple from Taran and takes a big ass bite out of it. Nah bro, taking a big ass chunk out of that apple you stole from Taran? That shit is disrespectful. But anyways, while Taran and Gurgi get to know each other, he hears Hen Wen squealing from afar, knowing that she's in trouble. But Gurgi's shaggy ass was like,

Gurgi- Im out.

And Taran ran up and sees Hen Wen running away from those 2 dragons called Gwythaints and then we get this shot that this one Gwythaint pull up and soaring down at the screen, giving us a horrific jumpscare!!!!

Like holy shit dude, the way this shot was was so damn scary. This motherfucker was flying upward while purple lightning was flashing through the screen and then this dragon pops out in front of the screen. I actually heard that the kids who are watching this in theatres gave them nightmare while watching this movie. I whole highly understand why Disney abandon this movie. But lets continue, as we see hen wen trying to escape another gwithant soars down and my God look at these damn gripper that this Gwythaint, they are so damn sharp that it could kill hen wen from the spot. But this little piggy dodges it while this dragon smashes the ground. So Taran rushes to save Hen Wen, but it was too late. As this Gwythaint grabs Hen Wen with these damn grippers and flies away. But Taran tries to save her but he gets knocked out by its wing. But Taran grabs on to its tail, but then another Gwythaint flies down and slams Taran's ass on the ground!!! And yo look at his face bro, his lip was bleeding out. Yep, actual blood was used in a Disney film. Well accept that one shot in Sleeping Beauty while Maleficent was a dragon when she got stabbed.

So after Taran getting jumped by these dragons, he sees that these motherfuckers taking Hen Wen to the Horned King's castle. So Taran has no other choice, but to go in there and save Hen Wen before she get turned into bacon.

So Taran enters the castle and trying to sneak his way in to get to Hen Wen and almost getting his ass caught by a dog. And Taran somehow found a secret door which leads to a dinning hall, as we get to see that theres a party for the Horned King's henchmen, and we see these bastards having some fun, getting drunk on wine and beer, playing music, getting some grub, and oh my God, this one gypsy dancer performing for the men, as the goons are trying to get some of that gypsy ass.

But as they were partying, there was a howl, and the music stopped playing and everyone was silent and the whole room was all dark, and we get to see blue lightning crackling through the room. And a there was an explosion. And out of the smoke, comes the main atraction himself, The Horned King!!!! As the henchmen gazed upon the Horned King in total fear, as he was aura farming and his sheer apperence terrifying their asses.

And this little Green Goblin lookin asd motherfucker, named Creeper welcomes him. And reasures him that they have captured Hen Wen as they are celebrating their success. Ummm, I mean the "Horned King's success." As Creeper orders one of the henchmen to bring out Hen Wen.

Then Creeper order Hen Wen,

Creeper- Alright you little piggy bitch, show his majesty where the Black Cauldron can be found.

But hen wen refuses and was like,

Hen Wen- No you ugly ass fuck, I aint telling you shit!!!

And my God the way the Horned King strangles Creeper for trying his patience with his old ass hand was just hillarious. As Creeper pulls out tongs holding red hot coal and almost tourture her ass as she was about to be pork products. Taran shouted as he falls from the top. As he was surrounded by the Horned King's goons. And Taran picks up a broom telling him to back off, but this one goon chops it with his sword.

J. Jonah Jamason (Laughing)- You serious?

Taran, what makes you think using broom as a weapon would work?

But then this goon throws Taran's ass across the room. But he was reunited with Hen Wen as she was safe and sound.

But then the Horned King tells Taran,

Horned King- I presume, you little fucker, you are the keeper of this oracular pig.

And Taran was scared as hell as he says yes.

Horned King- Then instruct her to show me of the whereabouts of the Black Cauldron.

But Taran refused to reveal the location from Hen Wen as he made a promise to Dallben from before.

Horned King- Very well, In that case, this little piggy is going to be tomorrow's dinner then.

And he break his wine glass with his hand.

As we see Hen Wen is about to be turned into into bacon and Slim Jims, Taran being scared tells the executioner to stop an he had no other choice, he had to use Hen Wen's powers in front of the Horned King. And bro this motherfucker was to intense for a Disney film. And Taran uses Hen Wen's power to reveal the Black Cauldron's location. And the Horned King was astonished that the Black Cauldron does exist. And then this horned motherfucker walked up to Taran slowly and tells him to show him, Taran feels that something aint right and knows that "He is right behind me isnt he?" type of feeling. As this motherfucker jumpscare the shit out of Taran!!! (GOAT SCREAM!!!) As he runs away and splashed the water at this bastard's face burning his eyes out. (MY EYES!!!)

So Taran takes Hen wen and ran for thier lives out of the castle while the Horned King's Henchmen and the Gwythaints were chasing them. As Taran and Hen Wen went outside and shuts the door behind them, he sees a moat as an only escape route. So Taran pushes Hen Wen and tells her to swim to saftey. But Taran was unnfortunate as he was captured and the Horned King put throws his ass in the dungeon.

The next day, while Taran was in the dungeon, he gets rescued by this blonde shawty named Princess Eilonwy. And yes she was a princess, but why the hell she not part of the Disney Princess line? So she helped Taran escape and tells him that the Horned King had kidnapped her prior to the film and tries to tell her bauble where the Black Cauldron was. Then Taran and Eilonwey came across an old burial chamber, and Taran finds a sword from a dead king, we get introduced to Fflewddur Fflam, the old broken down minstril. Then after Taran and Eilonwey helped free Fflewddur from being tied up, they hear that the henchmen discovered that Taran and Eilonwy escaped and they ran off. But leaving Fflewddur's old ass trying to escape by himself. Come on guys. You forgot about him. Leaving his old ass to free himself. You bafoons!!!

So during the escape montage, Taran gets to uses his magical sword. Fending off this one ugly brutish motherfucker try to kill his ass with an axe, but then Taran blocked his axe causing the axe to melt. And Taran helps Eilonwy to get the hell out of the castle, and he blocks another ugly son of a bitch with his sword and flung this dude's ass over and knocking out the other bastards behind them. Then Taran stabs through the wine barrels one by one causing them to spill out the wine which makes these motherfuckers slip and fall like a Slip n Slide. And while they ran for the castle gate, Taran uses his sword and cuts the iron chain to lower the bridge. Oh I almost forgot that Fflewddur's old ass was being chase by that dog. So Taran, Eilonwy and Fflewddur escaped after the bridge gate closed on the dog and Fflewddur ran with them.

So after that, Creeper's little green ass informed the Horned King about Taran escaped, he was shocked and orders him to come over here. And Creepers was scared that he is strangling himself to satisfy him. And he orders him to send the Gwithaints to follow him.

And yeah, that right here is the Horned King's first apperence. So lets go over the reports that this man has done,

He captures Hen Wen with his Gwythaints, gets Taran jumped by one of them, strangling Creeper woth his old hand, then almost turning Hen Wen into bacon and pork products, jumpscared Taran, then throws him in the dungeon, oh, I do not forget, he kidnapped Princess Eilonwy and Flewder prior to the film.

And that is the end of Case 1, but we still got another case left. And this next case is about to get really scary in this bitch.

THE FORBIDDEN FILES

Alright ladies and gentlemen the next case is about to be really scary that it might give you nightmares.

⚠️Warning Some viewers may find the following scene disturbing. Viewer Discretion is Advised⚠️

Case 2- The Cauldron Born

And man, this next part is so extremely scary, that this is one of Disney's most terrefying moment in its history since The Night on Bald Mountain segment from Fantasia.

And also I have to shorten the filler plot where Taran, Eilonwy, Ffluddur and Gurgi finding the Black Cauldron because this post can easily turned into a filler post. So after the gang find Hen Wen, they travel to Morva to get the Black Cauldron, and Taran trading his sword in exchange for the Black Cauldron on the process, blah blah blah.

So Taran, Eilonwy and Fflewddur were captured again and Gurgi chickened out for a second time. And then we get back to the Horned King's castle, and the three were tied up. While Creeper is taughnting them and shit, and then the Horned King appears as we see this evil motherfucker about to make the most scariest scene in this movie's history.

Horned King- My such, a brave and handsome audience. A pig boy, a scullery blonfe ho, and a broken-down ass minstrel. Perhaps it may interest you to see what fate has in store for your asses. Now I call on my army of the dead. The cauldron-born.

Then he puts the skeleton warrior's corpse in the cauldron and says,

Horned King- Arise, my messengers of death!!!! Our time has arrived!!!!

And then the black cauldron begins to shake and is starting to bleed as the Horned King activated the Black Cauldron and it shoots out Blark Magic of the worst kind in the air and all of the green mist is hovering all the the corpses. Hundreds to even thousands of these skeletons one by one. And after the floor is cover with all of the green mist, this one dude is poking at the pool of green shit with his spear and all of a sudden,

BOOM!!! THIS SKELETON WARRIOR JUST POPPED THE FUCK OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!

(Tourettes Guy- HOLY SHIT!!!)

And according to the lost footage, look at this man's face, that dude must have shit his pants while seeing this shit. And all of the other 3 skeleton warriors jumped on these other two bastards, and boomed them. And from a deleted scene, OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THIS DUDE, THE MOTHERFUCKER IS MELTING INTO A SKELETON!!!! LIKE NO DUDE!!! NO NO NO NO BRO!!!!!

Heres a fact, the "cauldron-born" sequence, proved to be too intense and disturbing for the children in the audience. It makes the parents and the kids walk out of the theatres in horror while watching this movie during the movies test screening. Even Walt Disney's brother Roy E. Disney was disturbed by the movie.

This has got to be a reason why Disney almost got bankrupt and try to bury this movie with this scene bro. Like this is horrible. So the entire Army of the Dead has come to life and lord have mercy, the Horned King's henchmen was terrifyed as fuck, as never has anyone created an army like this. So they all ran away for there lives and quit. There is no point in fighting them. And one of the henchmen was like,

Henchmen- AW HELL NO!!! WE DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT, WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HO!!!!!

So they all scadaddled, then the Horned King said,

Horned King- GO FORTH MY DEATHLESS WARRIORS!!! DESTROY ALL IN YOUR PATH!!!

As his army is about to commit a whole ass genocide across Prydain, the Horned King has triumphed for this moment. As he was about to destroy the whole world. But before they were about to destroy Prydain, Gurgi's shaggy ass let himself in the castle, freeing Taran, Eilonwy, and Ffluddur after he ditched them. And after he free all of them, Taran decided to stop the cauldron as he is attempting to boom himself to save Prydain and Eilonwy is worried and tells him to stop but Taran's mind was made up. But Gurgi stops Taran.

Gurgi- Wait Master!!! Gurgi not let you jump into cauldron!!!

Taran- Gurgi, get yor shaggy ass out of my way!!!!

Gurgi- Please Master!!! Not go into evil cauldron.

Taran- If I dont are asses are dead. Get the hell out of my way.

Gurgi- No, Gurgi not let his friend die. Taran has many friends. Gurgi has no friends.

Taran- No, Wait wait wait what the fuck are you doing Gurgi? Dont jump little shaggy dude!!!!

Gurgi- Dont stop me man. Im jumping.

Taran- (Vader voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(AVA MARIA MUSIC)

So Gurgi sacrifice himself and threw his shaggy ass to the Black Cauldron. And so after his sacrifice, the cauldronss bark magic is reversed back. And the entire Army of the Dead are dying and the Horned Kings plan has failed.

Horned King- It cant be!!! This had better not be your fault you little green fuck!!!

Creeper- Uh.. maybe it needs another body, sire.

Horned King- yes, Your green ass is next!!!!

So after the Horned King's plan failed, he is pissed off to the max. So Creeper's green ass pointed at Taran who is clingging on to dear life from.the Black Cauldron, thinking that he's the cause of it. But in reality it was Gurgi who did this. Then the Horned King pulls up to Taran,

Horned King- You've interfered for the last time. NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKER, YOU SHALL DIE!!!

So the Horned King grabs Taran with his nasty ass hand, but Taran kicks this old fuck away from him, as the Black Cauldron dragged his Skeletor ass into it, and the Horned King grabs Taran by the shirt and tosses him aside. As the Black Cauldron pulls the Horned King towards it and we get to see the most greusome deaths in Disney history.

Horned King- NO!!! YOU'LL NOT HAVE ME!!! MY POWER CANNOT DIE!!! FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!

As the Horned King was sucked in, this dude's whole body was incinerating and after that, his whole body was vaporized, finally killing this man for good.

Then after this, Taran, Eilonwy and Fflewddur escaped from the castle again, as the Black Cauldron blow up the castle sky high. Then after they escape the witches of Morva appered and take the Black Cauldron away. But Fflewddur somehow gave the Witches the good ol' fashion Talk no Jutsu, told these bitches that they never give anyrhing away, they trade. And the witches offer the sword that they took from Taran, but Taran refused and decides to trade the Black Cauldron for Gurgi. And so they trade and bring back Gurgi back to life and they all returned back home happily. And the story ends.

So yeah that's the end of case 2. And lets see our reports on the Horned King in this case,

He kidnaps Taran, Eilonwy and Fflewddur again, ressurect the Army of the Dead and let 3 skeleton soldiers killed 3 of his henchmen, then he tried to destroy Prydain, and tries to kill Taran.

THE FORBIDDEN FILES

And that was the end of my first Forbidden File take. I hope people who were reading this post to learn and understand, why Disney almost go bankrupt because of this demon. Imagine if Disney did an uncut version on this movie if its never been cut, then dear God, Disney would have go out of buisness. So yeah, the Horned King from Disney's Yhe Black Cauldron, that motherfucker had to go. Just straight up. Just let me know if you want me to do more Forbidden File takes because there is a whole list. But until next time. Also stay tuned for the next Forbidden File post, as we are about to cover,

"The Most Evil Villain in Disney History."

Arighty ladies and gentlemen. Today is May 4th aka Star Wars Day and May the 4th be with you and Its time for a Star Wars Trial.

And for all the Star Wars Visions fans, I really wanted to post this. Because we are talikng about the most iconic Anti-Sith that started it all, The Ronin. This dude really needs a trial asap. Today we will go over this Visions short and its sequel but not going over the whole novel because ot will take up alot of time. Now evidence is on deck and ready to be presented so without further ado, lets start with,

Exibit A

Alright ladies and Gentlemen, let start with

Exibit A- The Duel on Genbara

Now let get to the detail. Our story starts with this this man called The Ronin. Now who is this man you may ask? well, lets just say, this motherfucker is a Sith. And not just any other Sith, this man is an Anti-Sith. So how does this Ronin became an anti sith in the first place?

The Ronin was a Jedi Padawan under a Jedi lord. Then he turned to the darkside and started a Sith rebellion but at some point, the Ronin became dissalusioned to tbe Sith and was like,

Ronin- you know what, fuck the Sith. Im outta here.

So the Ronin, decides to leave the Sith and vowed to slay and sith who he came across. And collects the Sith Kyber Crystals like General Grievous collecting lightsabers.

So over the course of 20 years, he was slaying sith left and right. And at one point, he came across The Shogen, who looks like Mace Windu. I know people in the comments are like " Is this man Mace Windu?" In my opinions I feel like it is Mace Windu. Eventhough this is Visions which is not canon. But Star Wars anime is still Star Wars.

But back to where we at. The Ronin came across a village with his droid R5-D56, the droid who wears a straw hat. So the Ronin went tona Sullestian shopkeeper serving him tea. And while he was sipping some tea, a bid ass transport is heading towards the village. And in that teansport is a bunch of bandit wearing First Order Stormtrooper armor. Like how the fuck did you get the armor in the first place. Well I guess the post-Battle of Exogol is an example. And the first order my left armor pieces for scavengers to take as souveniers. So while the Bandits raided the village one of the bandit commanders told them,

Commander- Alright listen up yall, this is a fucking raid!!! Gimme all yo money motherfuckers.

Bandit- Yeah man that a fucking direct order!!!! Which one of you punks is the chief!!!

And then this little boy came up.to.the commender and said,

Village Chief- Im the Cheif in this village.

Commander- Oh so your the cheif in this village you McDonald's small fry.

So after their confrontation, the village guard pull up.on these bandits asses. Including a Tusken Raider sniper, a Trandoshin Swordsman with 2 katanas, a subalba lookin ass piloting a probe droid, a Dug, and a Protocal Droid mowing down motherfickers with his Z6 Rotary Gattling Gun!!!!

So during the skirmish, The Ronin senses a disturbence in the force. Something very dark. And a dark robbed Sith Bandit Leader named Kouru pop out. And she was like

Kouru- Disgusting fucks.

Trandoshin Guard- Ay yo surrender bitch and we promise we spare your life.

Kouru- Your confused.

Trandoshin Guard- Da fuck?

Kouru- Youll surrender. Although, I will not be able to spare your asses.

And then the Protical Droid shoots at her and Kouru pulls out an umbrella lightsaber with 8 of them hoes and starts spinning. Now way in hell that lightsaber would do that. No dude no!!! Imagine is Hasbro made a Black Series lightsaber from this, it will be fucking impossible to make. And that droid was like

Protocal Droid- OH SHIT!!! THIS BITCH IS A SITH!!!!

And one of the blaster bolts richochet at the teahouse and the Ronin dodges it. And the Ronins droid got hit. And the shopkeeper was panaking. And the Ronin said,

Ronin- My droid, do you think you can repair him? I need him fully operational by the time this pot boils.

So the Ronin goes out to the village and confront this ho. And the village guards starting to shoot this girl down, Kouru hovers like an Inquisitor hellicopter lightsaber in Star Wars Rebels and drops in on this lizard guard and starts paniking be like,

Trandoshin Guard- Dont engage in close combat!!!

But Kouru uses the force and put him on a force choke hold and said.

Kouru- The fuck did you just say about close combat you fucking lizard? Did you ever stand a chance against a Sith Lord.

Then she stab that lizard and slices him up pieces with her umberella lightsaber. Goddamn that is gotta be a horrible way to die in Star Wars bro. And the Protical Droid was so mad, he was like,

Protocal Droid- I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!!!!!

And he shoots at her but Kouru evicirated the gattling gun and menacingly slice this clanker up into pieces. And while the firefight still goes on, we see The Ronin walking with his arms crossed, not even getting fazed while all the blaster bolts are flying and he was aura farming. And he pull up to Kouru.and said

Kouru- You dont look like one of the villagers. who dares face me.

And the ronin looked very calm with his arms crossed and said,

Ronin- Just a simple wonderer.

Then Kouru pulls out a single bladed lightsaber from the saber umbrella then she force jumps into The Ronin but this motherfucker catches her blade with the force. and Kouru's dumbass be like,

Kouru- So your a Jedi.

And the ronin is about to reach his lightsaber like a samurai sword ready to strike at the last moment. and Koru said,

Kouru- Its been a long time since i killed a jedi.

Then she charges at The Ronin and then he activated his trap card. the one scene that is most famous for, The Ronin unshethes his Crimson Red Lightsaber. and look at the frames on this glorious shot. as he unsheeths the lightsaber in slow motion, and he blocks her saber. and kouru was shocked and was like.

Kouru- YOUR LIGHTSABER BLADE IS RED!!!! YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!

Ronin- Unfortunatly, I am not a Jedi.

Like this dude is calmly telling her that je is not a Jedi. Like man, this man is so fucking chill.

So The Ronin and Kouru had a lightsaber duel. and they dueled all the way to this log and Kouru slices the log and they landed on the river wgile squaring up. and while all tjis is happening the bandits took out the final two guards except the Dug giard. And the bandits captured the whole village. and the commander told Kouru they captured the village. and Kouru to the Ronin.

Kouru- Apologies, bit we dont fight dirty. now drop your weapon motherfucker.

and the Ronin sheethed his saber like a samurai sword. And after he attempts to drop his saber, he activate the droid and starts firing whistling birds, Mandalorian style at these bastards. Then after that, Kouru bull rushes the Ronin's ass and fall over the waterfall. But my boy survived and resurfaced into this hidden temple behind this waterfall. So the Ronin made a good heads up play hear, her lures Kouru into a trap thinking that the Ronin was behind the waterfall. So Kouru lunges and slices the statue in half and the Ronin stabs her with his lightsaber scabbard. like how is it possible that a scabbard be used as a lightsaber? So after their squabble, the Ronin reveals himself as a former sith and destroys Kouru's lightsaber and takes the crystal and gives it to the litle chief saying,

Ronin- Take care of this. it wards of evil.

like this is like really crazy and nonchalant. Like giving a Sith Kyber Crystal to a Village Chief is as an gift.

and so the Ronin and B556 walked out to their next destination. and the episode end.

Until the Ronin novel tells more about The Ronins adventures. But we cannot get too much off it because this post will be a long ass one if I do it. so let move on to....

Exibit B

Ok ladies and gentlemen, we are about to embark on

Exibit B- The Duel: Payback

Now this right here is the Sequel to The Duel and it takes place after The Ronin Novel. Like this is like a birthday gift from Lucasfilm.

So here's how it went down.

We start off at On Olcatz, inside a gambling hall that has been built using the hull of an AT-KB. R5-D56 throws a die that breaks in half, revealing a glowing cheating mechanism. The droid is then chased by several Yakuza troopers through the gambling hall, and zaps one of them. The Anzellan proprietor Que-Dama sends this Twi'lek bodyguard shawty Aneé-san to deal with the troublemakers but warns her not to kill anyone this time.

R5-D56 is soon surrounded by several Yakuza troopers led by Aneé-san. And my glorious boy The Ronin arrives and takes out several troopers. Aneé-san recognizes the Ronin, describing him as a Sith-hunting former Sith. While the Ronin duels with Aneé-san, R5-D56 tries to escape the gambling hall but is cornered by Que-Dama's staff including CZ-D16 and Fzbol. In the ensuing brouhaha, D16 accidentally triggers a lever, causing one of the walkers to tilt upwards, which causes several patrons to fall out into the snow below.

The Ronin and Aneé-san continue fighting on top of the walker. Que-Dama panics and orders his droid servants to get him out. The Rodian bounty hunter Do N-Yuk informs the Grand Master about the Ronin's whereabouts but complains about their late payment. The fight triggers an avalanche which causes the AT-AT walkers to skid down a slope and to roll on their backs. The Ronin and Aneé-san stand on top of the legs of one of the walkers, facing each other.

Their duel is interrupted by the arrival of several LAAT gunships belonging to the Crusaders, a radical Jedi sect. But these Crusaders are not peace keepers like the Jedi at all. These motherfuckers are extreamist Jedi. They do not follow the code of the Jedi. Until this cybernetic ass dude called The Grand Master jumps out of his starship and slices off one of Aneé-san's arms. Before he can execute her, the Ronin uses the Force to push her to safety in the snow. He tells the Grand Master,

Ronin- Hands off Jedi, this fade is mines and mines alone.

The Grand Master turns his attention to the Ronin, reminding the Ronin that he was the Jedi he met in the past. The Grand Master now has two mechanical legs. And was like,

Grandmaster- You robbed me off my fucking fade man.

Now how the Grandmaster wanted revenge on The Ronin for receiving these cybernetics?

Flashback

During the Sith Rebellion, The Ronin cutting down a male Jedi wielding a blue lightsaber. The Jedi cries that he cannot feel his legs before the Ronin cuts him down. Gunfire and the sound of battle can be heard in the background.

In the present, the Grand Master receives word from another Jedi Crusader via holoprojector that the Ronin has been spotted on the planet Olcatz. A hologram shows the Ronin amidst a lightsaber duel. The Grand Master thanks his subordinate before traveling in his starfighter to Olcatz. So this man is about to seek revenge on my boy for turning him into this General Grievous lookin ass ripoff.

End of Flashback

Seeking revenge, he challenges the Ronin to a duel. R5-D56 stings the unconscious Wookiee Fzbol, who has landed on top of him. They accidentally trigger the walker's legs. Using his teleportation powers, the Grand Master cuts the Ronin on the left shoulder with his lightsaber. As the walker legs' move, the two Force users continue their duel.

The Grand Master causes the Ronin to drop his lightsaber. The Ronin clings on to the edge of the snowshoe on the foot of the AT-BK. Before the Grand Master can deal his killing blow, he is tackled by R5-D56, who comes to his master's aid. The Grand Master destroys the droid with his lightsaber. Before he can turn his attention to the Ronin, the man has escaped into the snow. The Grand Master screams, got pissed and orders the gunships to destroy the gambling hall. I mean was that really nescessary? Like damn man just chill.

Then after that incident, several Ewoks emerge from the snow. They walk down a hill and find the broken pieces of R5-D56, along with unconscious Ronin and Aneé-san. The Ewoks carry the trio away from the site. Gotta admit, these are adorable but savage little teddy bears back in Return of the Jedi.

Later, the Ronin awakes to find himself with Aneé-san in a bacta hot spring. Aneé-san explains that the little "fur balls" have been looking after them. The Ronin turns to see a group of Ewoks watching them at the edge of the hot spring. When the Ronin asks why she didn't leave, Aneé-san explains that the Jedi Grand Master has placed the entire planet of Olcatz on lockdown due to his obsession with the Ronin. Aneé-san says that Que-Dama is repairing his droid friend R5, which will take some time.

Then she ask the Ronin to make a truce.

Anee San- Ok. So lets make a truce to take down this half breed clancker. But before we take this fucker down, im gonna need to borrow those Kyber Crystals from you.

Ronin- Alright fuck it. But make sure you return these crystals back to me. And after this, im still gonna finish off our duel after that.

Later, the Ewoks and Fzbol prepare traps under a long wooden bridge connecting the island to the mainland. The Ronin and Aneé-san wait in the middle of the bridge. The Grand Master and several LAAT gunships arrive and land on the other side of the river. R5-D56 activates a deflector shield around the island. The Grand Master lands his starfighter while soldiers deploy from two LAAT gunships. R5-D56 launches two rockets that take out two circling LAAT gunships. The Jedi Crusaders fire at the deflector shield as the Grand Master orders his troops to concentrate their fire upon the shield generator. Que-Dama tells the defenders to let the enemy waste their ammunition.

The Grand Master orders his troops to take the Ronin alive. Several Crusaders armed with green double-blade electrostaff charge across the bridge towards the Ronin and Aneé-san. At a signal, Ewoks emerge from underwater and under the bridge. Some lay tripwires while others fire arrows at the Crusaders. Other Ewoks hiding under the bridge shove spears onto the feet and legs of the advancing Crusaders. The Ewoks unleash other traps include a spike trap that knocks a Crusader into the water and various boxing traps that pin several advancing crusaders down. Like this scene is like giving Stormtroopers PTSD at the Battle of Endor.

Aneé-san cuts down several of the Crusaders, who have gone through the traps, with her lightsabers. Seeking vengeance against his Sith adversary, the Grand Master enters the fight with his lightsaber. The Crusaders' artillery takes out the shield generator, prompting Que-Dama to order his Yakuza troops to prepare for a ground invasion. The Ronin cuts down several Crusaders while the Grand Master cuts off three of Aneé-san's kanzashi sabers. She retreats into the island fortress with the Grand Master in pursuit.

Que-Dama rides an MSE series mouse droid and leads several Crusaders on a chase. Fzbol clobbers two Crusaders with a club. The Grand Master advances onto the grounds of a shrine as he prepares to face down Aneé-san and the Ronin. CZ-D16 unleashes several remote projectiles hidden in ten lamps alongside the front approach to the shrine. The Grand Master deflects them with his lightsaber and Force powers. Jedi Crusaders capture Fzbol and Que-Dama but the Rodian bounty hunter Do N-Yuk takes them out. The Ronin and Aneé-san fight the Grand Master with lightsabers in the grounds of the shrine. The Grand Master gains an advantage over his opponents using his teleportation powers.

The Grand Master cuts off several of Aneé-san's lightsabers and shoves her against a large garden pot with his Force powers. The Ronin then engages in a lightsaber duel with the Grand Master. As he pins his lightsaber against the Ronin's neck,

Grand Master- Balance only comes with true peace. These Sith motherfuckers must be eliminated or brought to justice.

Using the Force, the Ronin knocks the Grand Master to the ground by hurling three of Aneé-san's lightsaber below his neck. The Ronin tells the Grand Master that

Ronin- It is clear you had lost your way, you are a "former Jedi."

The Ronin counters that there is no balance without the light and the dark. He tells the Grand Master that the judgement that he is so obsessed with is nothing more than a denial of the other side. Denying the Ronin's Talk no Jutsu, the Grand Master vows to exact justice on the Ronin and demands that he accept his fate. With one final push, the Grand Master stabs the Ronin through his torso with his blue lightsaber. The Ronin grabs the Grand Master, pulling him closer.

Before he can finish off the Ronin, Aneé-san appears and strikes the Grand Master's eyes, causing him to fall to the ground. Causing the Grandmaster to be colorblind. The Ronin pulls the lighstaber out of his torso. Despite his cybernetic jaw falling off and his vision starting to fail, the Grand Master vows to continue the fight. No longer able to perceive colors, the Jedi mistakenly grabs Aneé-san's red-bladed lightsaber. In one fell swoop, the Ronin slashes this motherfucker across the chest with her lightsaber. He tells the dying Grand Master that he is no longer a Jedi, let alone a man. The Grand Master protests before breathing his last and collapsing. Puting an end to this cyborg clanker.

Then after the battle, the Ewoks begin to celebrate their victory Return of the Jedi style. Then after the celebration, the 2 Sith part ways but before the Ronin leaves, he said,

Ronin- Aye girl, we havent finished are duel yet.

So so they fight. Not knowing that if the Ronin killed her or not.

THE VERDICT

And ladies and gentlemen that is all the evidence we have. And by analysing The Ronin actions, he got the Roundtable pass. And The Ronin will be the very first Anti-Sith to enter the Roundtable of Black Air Force Activity. Like he should be in the Marine Corps. of badasses. I really hope if Star Wars Visions will announce The Ronin will get his own series. And we are still waiting on the release date for The Ninth Jedi Series. And yeah hopefully you enjoy this post for every Star Wars Fan out there. And also May the 4th be woth you. Always. And as of making this post im still working on the Maul post adding new details to this upcoming Maul post after seeing the Maul Shadow Lord finale. Hopefully I get this post uploaded this month. So I should see you soon if all goes well. Bye bye.