Politely evicting lovely pigeons from illegal lanai squatting situation
Some dumbass pigeons with stupid pigeon faces made a nest on my lanai and now at least one idiot pigeon has hatched and now there are annoying pigeon noises and pigeon crap all the time and they need to go. Is there a way to relocate them that won't just result in them getting eaten by the feral cats?
I looked online for animal control stuff and it looks like nobody will really do anything for them because they're invasive. I would feel kinda bad for the morons to get eaten, but also I can't let their shit drip down onto the neighbors.