u/Hen-Samsara

What did Ansem The Wise do to make them 'Norts that mad?

What did Ansem The Wise do to make them 'Norts that mad?

Apprentice Xehanort stole his identity and wrote fake reports in his name.

Xemnas was clearly still angry over Ansem denying his research into the Heart.

Ansem Seeker of Darkness committed actual identity theft and then had the gall to roll up on the actual Ansem and call him "master" like they were still cool.

What did he do?

u/Hen-Samsara — 12 days ago

You've all seen the blue button vs red button discourse, so i probably don't need to explain it, but I'll do it in the off chance someone hasn't seen it.

"Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?"

People have been arguing about which button is "better", Red or Blue. Red is the "selfish" or "pessimistic" choice, you survive no matter what, while Blue is the "selfless" or "optimistic", you're putting your fate into the hands of others and betting on their action. Philosophy and thoughts about human nature aside; let's just cut the bullshit, if this situation actually happened, you'd press Red without a second thought. No one, in their right mind is actually going to gamble their life on the whims of complete strangers, most of which you wouldn't even be able to properly communicate with, unless you just want to gamble your life, which in that case more power to you but I'm not participating in this semi-suicide pact.

Think of it like this, you are essentially choosing to willing step into oncoming traffic and potentially get hit by a car, when you could just turn around and walk the other way, not facing any danger whatsoever. You can talk all the shit you want from behind a phone or computer screen; but if this situation somehow *actually* happened and wasn't just a hypothetical, we all know what we'd actually pick and there's no shame in that, I'm not trying to sound condescending, but fucking c'mon. Before someone says "oh but what about the babies" the way the question is worded is clearly implying the participants must be able to understand the implications of their choice, so obviously babies would be exempt. "Oh what about the old people" you people are always complaining about boomers every other week, *now* you care about the old people? When it's convenient??

And if you think my title is clickbait, go and check Twitter, I'm not joking. People are posting memes about how Blue button pushers are chads and saying "Red button pushers make for low trust societies", they're only arguing Blue for the meme of it.

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u/Hen-Samsara — 18 days ago

Recommend Loadout: Khvostov, a sniper, and Gjallahorn.

The encounter is gonna start with Tom instantly attempting his wipe mechanic "Wrath of Xenu", three players will gain 3 color coded buffs; Red (Pedophile), Blue (Necrophile), and Green (Beastality), these 3 players need to find the glowing parts on Tom's body that match up with their buffs and shoot them. You have 30 seconds to do this or it's an instant wipe.

Once this is complete, Tom will be stunned and you'll go into fake damage phase one, don't worry about doing actual damage, just use Khvostov until Tom calls out "XENU GIVE ME STRENGTH" and that will lead into a quick repeat of the first mechanic. This is where the actual encounter begins now; Tom will retreat to his bedroom and begin feasting on the entrails of celebrity rape victims, while "Acolytes of The 'Tology" begin to enter the room. 4 players take down these lesser enemies which 2 need to go around the back of Tom's bedroom to find and kill the Golden Acolyte of 'Tology, he'll drop a banner that needs to be placed back at the entrance of the room before it disappears. 5 banners need to be placed in total and i forgot to mention this but the Acolytes of 'Tology also have a wipe mechanic, if they make it to Tom's bedroom and also begin feasting on the entrails of celebrity rape victims and if they do then a lost child will spawn, if that Acolyte who ate the entrails manages to get to the child and rape them, it will cause "Corrosive Disgust" to spread across the room and if it isn't purified by giving the murdered child a happiest day then everyone will die.

Once 5 banners are placed, Tom will call out for help from the other worshippers of Xenu, Sadam Hussein and Jeffery Epstein- i can't fucking do this anymore.

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u/Hen-Samsara — 20 days ago

Basically, i have 8 Elements split across 2 categories: the Terrestrial (or Mortal) Elements and the Celestial (or Divine) Elements. The Terrestrial ones are what you expect; Fire, Water, Earth, and Wind, meanwhile their Celestial counterparts are Lightning, Space, Gravity, and Time.

Each Element has a symbolic connection on the other end of the spectrum, I'm thinking that only by achieving enough mastery in a Terrestrial Element you can control its Celestial counterpart.

Fire and Lightning are connected for obvious reasons, they're both forms of plasma (fire is technically a semi-plasma but you get the idea).

Water and Space are connected because they're both formless, technically having the properties of every shape, but also none, they change to fit their container.

Earth and Gravity are connected because Earth is the most solid of all the Elements and Gravity is the distortion of space and time caused by the presence of mass, solid matter.

Wind and Time are connected because they are ever flowing and ethereal, always present but never seen, their effects are visible but not the actual thing itself.

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u/Hen-Samsara — 22 days ago