u/Heretohelpdaisybread

This is specifically adressed To one of my juniors in the southern thumb, who has chosen to eat her breakfast cereal with water, Instead of milk, and who has been pouring the water first, please stop.

What you're doing doesn't break any laws, It doesn't break any rules, but it is very weird and very distressing. You're making us worried. We have support systems. Do you need help?

Pls let the southern thumb know ive been kidnapped and im being held against my will and this guy wont let me eat people and he wants me to get tattoos

Being kidnapped by middle. Sos i need help they want to give tattoos and im afraid of needles HELP ME

I may or may not have accidently eaten a member of another unspecified syndacate. On accident.

And that member

May or may not have been just ever so slightly important...

Ahaahaa... and uh... there may or may not. Be a search party looking for the member i ate...

Should i eat the bones so theres no evidence...?

Boss promoted me up a rank, and now I'm a Soldalto ²

This is very exciting. Not sure where exactly I impressed him, but I'm glad that i did! Its nice to not be at the bottom of the food chain anymore.

So, hi eveyone. I’m a first time dog owner and I only ever had cats before. I’m absolutely lost.

long post incoming.

so, a bit of backstory, I moved in with my wife back in December. They had one dog at the time, old British bulldog who was super mellow and just a guy.
I was super scared of dogs at the time, I’d only ever had cats and the few experiences with dogs I did have were negative, so it was an adjustment.

Late February rolls around, and my wife is going off to her class. And im downstairs eating breakfast, and I get a text

“We’re saving a dog, we’ll be back home, can you watch her”

Im still waking up and eating my cereal so I haven’t really processed the text, and then they come back with this skinny little thing Who’s shaking but who’s so excited to see me. Cutest thing ever. Sweet little brindle pitbull,

so, this dog had been locked up in her owners bedroom, tied to the bed without food, water or heating For two days. It was a bad situation and I was more than happy to help this puppy.

I was not prepared for the fact that (Despite how freakin big she was) she was not a dog, she was a four to six month old puppy.

and puppies. Are uh.

high energy.

A far cry from the other dog who was old, fat and lazy.
dont Get it wrong, shes the Sweetest baby dog ever, and I love her but holy shit shes high energy.

Piper is my dog, shes my most darling baby puppy and I love her, and I want her to have a good life- and there are so many problems.

whenever we leave, she has a tendency to destroy things.

Pillows, chargers, shoes?

(I thought the shoe thing was a myth… like cats drinking milk. ITS NOT A MYTH SHE ATE MY BOOTS.)

and putting her in the kennel is a no go, she’s a little escape artist and she has broken out within minutes every time. I have no idea how she does it, but she does.

she keeps making a mess in the floor, no matter if we take her outside or not

we got her one of those “Self correcting collars” to keep her from pulling on walks? she pulls more now.

on top of all of this- She’s defensive at strangers and other dogs, not outright aggressive but she’ll growl at them, bark a little. the weird thing is she did it to someone who lives in the house with us? I have no idea.

This is an issue because. She is a pittie, and pitties have a lot of preconceived notions about them. I don’t want someone thinking she’s a mean dog., and I don’t want something to end up happening, cause if anything goes wrong, the cards are stacked against us.

just the other day she tore up a bunch of stuff (including my wife’s sneakers) and we’re all really frustrated

shes full of worms so we can’t take her to be trained until. Shes worm free(Yes she’s on meds for the worms, don’t worry.)

I have no idea what the heck I’m doing. And frankly, neither does anyone else in this house Seeing as they all work full time or have college

Can you guys help me? why does she do this and how do I make her stop?

TLDR; First time dog owner. Had a puppy dumped on me in febuary. She breaks things, wont stay in the kennel, pulls on walks and growls at people, im way over my head. Please help.

Hey so. Story

Killed a guy under boss's orders.

Harvested his insides and Carried em around in a plastic baggie. Boss had no issue with that. Rest of the day goes great

Anyway, later that night i ended up cooking em up real nice in a new spice blend i wanted to try- and, Boss walked in. And just stared at me

He didn't say a word just stood in the doorway, mouth hanging open. It was five minutes before he looked to me and then to the pan and then left-

Do you think boss is mad at me for not offering him some? Should i save him a plate?

I'm a Soldato who just joined, and there is a capo, and he is the most handsome, most beautiful man ive ever seen. I'm falling hard and i don't know what to do.

I want to ask him out, like really badly, but I don't know if that's even allowed, let alone how i'd go about it.

Help? I don't want to get punished for doing something stupid, i don't even know if that is something worth persuing or if i should drop this and look for some other guy outside our ranks

I’m from district 23 and I’ll only join if the food is good. Bonus points if I’m allowed to bite people