Customer distracted me while stealing shoes.
So this happened around two weeks ago, while I was on self-checkout. An older woman came up to me and handed me a shoebox filled with a pair of shoes, some clothes and snacks, and said "I just need to run out and grab my purse real quick", and I, thinking nothing of it, let her do so. But after a while it became apparent that she wasn't coming back. Lo and behold, she had actually taken a pair of shoes out of the shoebox, put them on, and then filled the box with some random stuff to make sure I didn't suspect anything, running out the door with those stolen shoes.
What are some of your theft stories?