How is this even BALANCED?

Ain't no way a real human being with a functioning brain cell greenlit this. She was already unkillable, and they deadass gave her a modifier that turns her into a walking raid boss

Attacks? Gets a shield

Uses Super? Gets shield

Just walks? Regenerates shield

Not to mention her main attack hitbox is the size of a semi truck and fast as shit which is impossible to dodge, and the fast movement speed + reloading speed like they’re desperate to turn a support brawler into an S-tier DPS carry

u/Holiday_Yesterday793 — 5 days ago

Next Brawl Stars update patch notes leak

100% real. Only difference is the devs would never actually be honest enough to put that in the actual changelog

u/Holiday_Yesterday793 — 23 days ago

Ranked is cooked, fried, boiled, cremated, ground into dust and flushed down a gas station toilet

Ok first off I am not mentioning where I found any of this. Been doing some research for the past few days after running into absolute clowns in ranked

If you play ranked in Legendary or above you probably faced one of those freaks. It makes the brawler they're playing with move crazy fast, which looks like glitched out sped up animations thanks to some greasy basement goblins who haven't seen light in years. Why do they don't get banned?

And it gets worse because there is another one. Some tracking nonsense made by another clown that literally shows exact attack traces and lines when other players aim. The lines stay on screen until the attack lands making dodging easy even if they still have to move themselves

People are pre-ordering ts. Why buy anything in-game or improve your setup when you absolute bums can pay desperate no life script kiddies just to look like a pro??

And there's some gameplay clips that are already circulating in Masters with test accounts trying to push to Pro. At this point we will never know who is actually legit anymore unless they have raw hand-cam proof. Whatever man, I hope it turns out to be a scam and all those people who already paid for it learn a hard lesson. Good luck to all the actual pros putting in the real work

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u/Holiday_Yesterday793 — 23 days ago

What happened to the chat filter 🥹

It's censoring the most basic normal words while letting stuff like this slide

u/Holiday_Yesterday793 — 27 days ago